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Default Re: Who is the hottest female Republican? - 02-22-2009, 11:25 PM
The hottest female Republican is with out a doubt my wife. I would post a picture of her but she is very modest, as required of a Christian wife. Not only is she hot, but she is an excellent cook. She excels at Blueberry Pie. She also excels at all of her Christian duties. I have rewarded her by hiring house Negros to do the more mundane household chores such as laundry and bathroom cleanup. This allows her to pursue Godly tasks such as Bible Study and mission work with whigras. She is a wonderful Christian wife and she has both inner and outer beauty. My wife is the hottest female Republican.

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Default Re: Who is the hottest female Republican? - 02-23-2009, 05:56 AM
I would like to ask why you are judging women on their looks and not their personality. If you are trying to be all Jesus-like, this is just wrong. Quite frankly, women back then didn't wear modern make-up and really could care less how they looked for the most part. So why is it suddenly such a big deal?
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Default Re: Who is the hottest female Republican? - 02-23-2009, 05:56 AM
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I would like to ask why you are judging women on their looks and not their personality. If you are trying to be all Jesus-like, this is just wrong. Quite frankly, women back then didn't wear modern make-up and really could care less how they looked for the most part. So why is it suddenly such a big deal?
Please quote the scripture that says we should do as you suggest.

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Default Re: Who is the hottest female Republican? - 02-23-2009, 07:22 PM
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I would like to ask why you are judging women on their looks and not their personality.
Usually, the people who make statements like that are fat and look like a badger’s ass. Where are you on this one, please post photos
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If you are trying to be all Jesus-like, this is just wrong.
No, it’s all right – when you breed cattle, you look for the ones with the best traits – ugliness is not best.
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Quite frankly, women back then didn't wear modern make-up and really could care less how they looked for the most part.
This is absolute garbage – where did you get that one? Es:1:11: To bring Vashti the queen before the king with the crown royal, to shew the people and the princes her beauty: for she was fair to look on.
Job:40:10: Deck thyself now with majesty and excellency; and array thyself with glory and beauty.
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It isn’t, when God created Eve, do you think that Adam had to drink 10 pints to came near her? NO! God made the perfect woman!




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Default Re: Who is the hottest female Republican? - 02-23-2009, 09:47 PM
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Job:40:10: Deck thyself now with majesty and excellency; and array thyself with glory and beauty.

When God created Eve, do you think that Adam had to drink 10 pints to came near her? NO! God made the perfect woman!
And all True Christian™ women were begat of Eve, so of course we have the majority on God's personal vision of beauty.
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Default Re: Who is the hottest female Republican? - 02-24-2009, 09:57 AM
That's easy! It's Rush Limbaugh.



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Default Re: Who is the hottest female Republican? - 02-24-2009, 04:17 PM
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That's easy! It's Rush Limbaugh.
Limbaugh is the biggest cooter. Miss Lindsey Graham is the hottest Republican gal.
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I would like to ask why you are judging women on their looks and not their personality. If you are trying to be all Jesus-like, this is just wrong. Quite frankly, women back then didn't wear modern make-up and really could care less how they looked for the most part. So why is it suddenly such a big deal?
Give me a quote from the Song of Solomon that says anything about personality. God's favorite love poem is basically a catalogue of body parts and descriptions.

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Default Re: Who is the hottest female Republican? - 03-26-2009, 03:25 AM
Straight up, Sarah Palin.
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