[Dr. Laurie PHD]

What's a Vice President? Does that mean she has vices?

No. Mrs. Palin has not smoked weed in a long time, and she says she didn't like it even then. So no, she does not have vices.

What does a Vice President do?

Don't be ashamed to ask this question, after all, even she asked the exact same question not long ago.

Basically, she becomes president if God incapacitates John McCain for some reason. But that won't happen, because John McCain isn't THAT old or THAT unhealthy, plus assassins and terrorists aren't a threat because God will protect him.

So, when John McCain is alive, what does a Vice-President do?

The same thing all working women should do: bounce around and give the boss something pretty to look at:

What is a running mate?

Just another word for someone trying to become Vice President.

Does a running-Mate actually have to mate with John McCain's and have his baby?

No.

So even though they're running mates, they don't run together or mate?

Correct. What a clever lady you are.

Is it true she lives in an Igloo?

No. She has 3 houses, just like all middle-class people.

Does she have a pet pengiun?

Not that I know of, but she loves the outdoors - for example she likes to hunt polar bears from a helicopter.

So, she campaigned for Pat Buchanan: what are his views on women's issues?

Stop worrying your pretty mind, it causes split-ends and wrinkling. Look, here's a picture of just how pretty she is:



Is it true she's a member of an organization that wants to outlaw birth control?

Please don't trouble your pretty little mind with policy, that's for the men to worry about. Here's another great picture of Mrs. Palin, our lady Vice-President:



Just look at how pretty she is! I can't wait to hear her tips on hair-care and make-up application! Not to mention how she keeps such an impressive figure:



What foreign policy experience does she have?

As Fox News has pointed out, Alaska is close to Russia. What more experience do you need?

[Mrs. Betty Bowers]

That interview shows that you have the patience of Jesus, which means you are almost as patient as me, dear.

[SUV]

Mrs Dr Laurie and Mrs Betty Bowers! Truly, I am a thorn between two roses today!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I'm as amazed as you, Sister SUV, to see these two fine, upstanding True Christian™ ladies here, providing such valuable information for the Ladies of Landover.

I may just have to borrow some of this for my church's Ladies Prayer Group next week. Would that be acceptable? (With appropriate credit, of course!)

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

I tried to copy her hair.

Then I thought about trying to copy some of her sexy clothes, but decided it's just too whorish for me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

I tried to copy her hair.

Then I thought about trying to copy some of her sexy clothes, but decided it's just too whorish to me.

I like you just the way you are, sister.

Then again....Sarah Palin did look mighty nice in that patriotic bikini. It got me to stand at attention, I can tell you!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

I tried to copy her hair.

Then I thought about trying to copy some of her sexy clothes, but decided it's just too whorish for me.

Too whorish for you? Who would have thought that possible?

[SUV]

Originally Posted by bucket of spit

Too whorish for you? Who would have thought that possible?

How dare you insult Godly Sister Thumper!

I see you are now known as simply, "bucket of spit" instead of "Tidal wave of warm spit."
Was this a downgrade or an upgrade? Either way, be Certain© to thank Pastor or whoop-dee-do and Oops! upside your head.

[Bama_Girl]

Why does anyone need three houses? You can only live in one. What are the others for? Why do you people seem to think it is "normal" to wear revealing clothes and be the VP, but you don't even wear short sleeves because it shows too much skin? Ya'll are whacked out on something.

[eliot mayfield]

Originally Posted by Bama_Girl

Why does anyone need three houses? You can only live in one. What are the others for? Why do you people seem to think it is "normal" to wear revealing clothes and be the VP, but you don't even wear short sleeves because it shows too much skin? Ya'll are whacked out on something.

I agree three houses aren't enough. But she is trying to appeal to the masses.

[Nobar King]

John McCain could not have picked a better running mate for VP. Sarah Palin is the most qualified candidate ever, and I know that she will do the best job possible.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

I am FURIOUS about the latest sexist, misagonistic, woman-hating sexism-fest on Saturday Night Live, in which our pure lady is mocked by the male chauvanist Tina Fey!

I'm glad to see that Youtube has deleted the skit, due to copywrite infringment. I'm sure soon they'll also delete every other SNL skit on youtube, and all other examples of copywrite ionfringement. However, this piece of filth is still availiable on other parts of the internets.

But don't take my word for it, see firsthand just how bad the skit is. WARNING: SEXISM! Do not view if you are mentally unstable, prone to hysterics, and/or are female:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k6lA3bgHc11ISwLz7m

[SayvedByTheLord]

This is truly appalling Brother Jeb. That liebral NBC should be struck down by whatever means God sees fit!

YIC

[Parabola]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Sarah Palin is the most qualified candidate ever, and I know that she will do the best job possible.

What kind of job?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Parabola

What kind of job?

You know, the job Dick Cheney does. Only with a bit more jiggling.

[MontytheGreek]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

You know, the job Dick Cheney does. Only with a bit more jiggling.

Oh yes, you betcha!!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

And this "comedian" whore is going STRAIGHT TO HELL for making fun of our precious Sarah!!!!!!