[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by openmind

I know. I am absolutely in shock.

Are you really that warped by liberalism that the way of the LORD shocks you?

You need to start going to church and reading your Bible!

[Nobar King]

Are you fags STILL arguing about candy? Now I know what they mean by 'sugar in the tank'.

[WorkinfortheLord]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

Listen bitch, I will not have my beliefs MOCKED by a lowly WOMAN like YOU! This just goes to show how judgmental and narrow-minded you are. You see something you don't agree with so you assume it's a joke. I will pray for GOD to open your feeble mind.

It is NOT ridiculous to want to keep my family and community safe from homosexuality and the AIDs. That is why tomorrow I will be going down town and buying out all the Skittles I can find (while wearing gloves and a respirator of course) so that I can safely dispose of them where our children cannot be infected with the homosexual supervirus.

PRAISE!

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, don't you call flowerchild a bitch! There is something seriously wrong with you people!!

And what are you going to do in 2 days when the stores get a new shipment of Skittles in? Buy those also and "dispose of them"

Bob you are a pathetic person, who needs to die a slow and painful death. But no this is NOT a threat. For I could/would never kill someone. But I would go to your funeral and proceed to dance and piss on your grave.

As for me, I think it is time I head home to GrassCity, I can't handle it here. BTW, you probably wouldn't recognize the name but I am PatrickTheToker just to let you know flowerchild.

[WildCard~]

Originally Posted by WorkinfortheLord

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, don't you call flowerchild a bitch! There is something seriously wrong with you people!!

I can only speak for myself~ Yeah I'm not right, but hey it's cool Gods love a good joke...

[openmind]

I read it was a joke too, but they seem pretty serious....

[Nobar King]

You're a joke if you think that we do this for the laughs. There is a REASON for praising Jesus. You haven't learned that by now???

[Bob4God]

Okay:

Yes you CAN get the AIDs through candy, if homosexuals have injected it with the supervirus, or if they handled it with fluid-stained hands. Have you not had abstinence only education?

I am the owner and proprietor of FREEHOLD FIREARMS, thank you. I make a living with our Second Amendment right to bear arms.

As for you Workinforthelord,

I am glad I do not lead the empty, drugged out lifestyle that you do. I am filled with the Spirit of GOD every single day, and that is all I care about.

What kind of person serving the LORD wishes a slow painful death on somebody? Save that for unsaved Negroes and terrorists.

[WorkinfortheLord]

empty drugged out lifestyle haha! and what do you mean? If that happned to you wouldn't it just mean that god is pissed off at you...thats basically what you say about cancer and such.

Also, "Negroes" in with terrorists? Come on now, don't tell me your all racist too?!

[WorkinfortheLord]

I didn't say baked as piffle before, it changed it. I said baked as P H U C K with an F.

[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by WorkinfortheLord

empty drugged out lifestyle haha! and what do you mean? If that happned to you wouldn't it just mean that god is pissed off at you...thats basically what you say about cancer and such.

Also, "Negroes" in with terrorists? Come on now, don't tell me your all racist too?!

No I am not racist. We have a number of ex-Negroes on this forum who I greatly respect for admitting their inherent weakness and coming to JESUS to redeem them from their natural inclinations as coloreds.

When they go to Heaven they will be transformed into a GODly white body, just like JESUS has!

[openmind]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

Okay:

Yes you CAN get the AIDs through candy, if homosexuals have injected it with the supervirus, or if they handled it with fluid-stained hands. Have you not had abstinence only education?

I am the owner and proprietor of FREEHOLD FIREARMS, thank you. I make a living with our Second Amendment right to bear arms.

As for you Workinforthelord,

I am glad I do not lead the empty, drugged out lifestyle that you do. I am filled with the Spirit of GOD every single day, and that is all I care about.

What kind of person serving the LORD wishes a slow painful death on somebody? Save that for unsaved Negroes and terrorists.

Abstinence only education obviously does not work.
Look at your Republican Queen's (Sarah Palin) daughter- knocked up!!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Originally Posted by openmind

Abstinence only education obviously does not work.
Look at your Republican Queen's (Sarah Palin) daughter- knocked up!!

The pill doesn't work for people who don't take it. Condoms don't work for people who don't wear them.

Why would you expect abstinence to work for someone who obviously did not practice it?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by openmind

That is an outrageous claim! It makes absolutely no sense.
But, this does (nonsense deleted)

The flag has very positive meanings!

That proves that that can't be why the fags use it. When have queers ever been positive about anything (apart from the hiv)?

Originally Posted by openmind

Straight people molest children all the time

More sodomite lies. I'm straight as an arrow, and I'm not molesting any children. How do you explain that, eh?

Originally Posted by WildCard~

Maybe that's why I'm addicted to M&M's....with nuts. Way more manly.

Don't think I can't see what you're doing there, demon! You have been assigned a fresh basket of infraction points for referring to the gentle flower of Christian womanhood that is Sister M&M as "manly".

Originally Posted by openmind

Lowly my ass. I have more people who respect me than you could ever dream.

I'm pretty sure I can dream two people. Three counting you.

Originally Posted by WorkinfortheLord

I didn't say baked as piffle before, it changed it. I said baked as P H U C K with an F.

Phucf? What does that mean? Is phucf some kind of trendy beatnik slang?

[Wide-Open]

What a horrible story. Sickening.

Still.

Friends.

We often think it used to be better in the olde days.

Oftentimes, that would be correct.

However.

Have we forgotten how the jiggaboo queers once tried to seduce our children?

They didn't even bother with a rainbow, or pink.

Remember THIS? The brown coated sugar, the obvious reference to the black male organ? THEY COUDLN'T EVEN SPELL IT CORRECTLY!



I rest my case.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

These are the only candies you'll find in MY household. I make them myself. Sweet JESUS!

[eliot mayfield]

Just like M&m's are code name for sex involving whips and chains and leather suits.

[Why So Serious?]

I always knew skittles were for homers.

[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

These are the only candies you'll find in MY household. I make them myself. Sweet JESUS!

Sister Thumpy,

Those look absolutely delicious! I would love for you to make a batch of JESUS candy for me if you should find the time!

It would be nice to have an alternative to all this secular candy for a change. I have no reservations about putting JESUS in my mouth!

However He looks of dark-skinned. We really should try to avoid promoting the image that He was some kind of unwashed colored rapper with His robe hanging down off His righteous behind.

[JohnMDeez]

I love skittles and men.

[Nobar King]

Together?