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Default I have a very serious question. - 01-05-2008, 07:24 AM

Now, I'm not trying to insult anyone here. I just want a better understanding of this site. I've read some of these forums and I have to admit I have seen a lot of racism in them. You people obviously hate jews and Muslms. Are you people actually suggesting that the holocaust was a good thing? Seriouly. This is what I'm getting. Thank you for your time.
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Default Re: I have a very serious question. - 01-05-2008, 08:03 AM

That's because you're not thinking with portals. Once you have that in your mind, you'll start to notice that this place is literally seething with irony. Then it actually becomes an interesting read. Believe in God, not these people.

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Default Re: I have a very serious question. - 01-05-2008, 08:17 AM

I agree, I've seen more than enough of vulgarity from Preachers, Ministers, Pastors on this site. I've reported a handful of them with their quote to the Senior Pastor.
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Default Re: I have a very serious question. - 01-05-2008, 11:54 AM

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Now, I'm not trying to insult anyone here. I just want a better understanding of this site. I've read some of these forums and I have to admit I have seen a lot of racism in them. You people obviously hate jews and Muslms. Are you people actually suggesting that the holocaust was a good thing? Seriouly. This is what I'm getting. Thank you for your time.
Neither racism nor irony is permitted in this forum, friend.

Islam is not a race. Both Joos and ragheads descend from Shem. Hook noses are common to both.

Not a few children of Ham (Negroes) are mudlsime, or float from false faith to false faith like Eldridge Cleaver, who was addicted to everything from crack to tallywacker-emphasizing codpieces before becoming a Mormon.

There are even White mudslime. Ca. 4000 Germans, for instance (mostly harlots who've hooked up with mudslime men), converted to Islam in a single year (July 2004-June 2005).

Your use of "you people" seems pretty racist to me. We're diverse. White light separates into different colors like unto the flag of the Sodomites, and we've nothing against our brown-skinned friends. We try hard to help Negroes overcome their debilitating handicap by the light of the Lord -- which is white.

Even money-grubbing Yids can be saved -- and they anyway do valuable work in preparing the Promised Land for the Return of Christ, whether they know it or not.

As to the Holocaust -- where have you seen anyone here suggest that it was a "good thing"? As Christians, we're brimming with compassion -- and as scholars, we realize that Hitler might have made some mistakes, even if he did build the Autobahn.

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Default De vulgari eloquentia - 01-05-2008, 12:25 PM

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Dear Piercing Rosethorne (is this poetic for vagina dentata, or what?),

You apparently don't realize what "vulgar" means. The Latin vulgus means the "common folk," and even that Priapic organ of militant secularist disinformation, Wikipedia, will explain to you that "the major step in the liberation of academia from Latin was the Protestant Reformation, which advocated giving Mass and reading from the Bible in vulgar languages."

Thus, vulgarity is essential to True Christianity™ -- just as we don't allow Mary-worshiping child molesters to mutter in dead languages when we worship, so we do not shrink from using the vernacular in our efforts to save trash.

Little Negro boys, drugged out Goths, and "witches" who think Wicca is "ancient" often don't understand what "fornication" or "abomination" mean. A little vulgarity can go a long way toward making it plain to them that Beelzebub will shortly be banging their tailpipes with his barbed tallywacker.

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Default Re: I have a very serious question. - 01-05-2008, 12:47 PM

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Default Re: I have a very serious question. - 01-05-2008, 12:49 PM

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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