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Default Is Obsama even circumsized? - 08-10-2008, 04:17 AM

I don't imagine any man can move into American politics w/o the kindest cut anyway.
But could we have an uncircumcised Senator, Supreme Court Justice or God forbid, President? Isn't there some kind of law?
More to the original point, anybody have pictures or first hand knowledge of the condition of said member on the presidential hopeful?
Sorry for the "bold and open" approach to this topic but we're all gentlemen here right?
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Default Re: Is Obsama even circumsized? - 08-10-2008, 04:52 AM

Okay, do you honestly think it that much of a deal?
Do you think Jesus was circumcised?
Of Course Not!
circumcision is only a recent procedure and would have been greatly looked down upon in the time that Jesus roamed the earth, where do you people come up with this stuff?


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Default Re: Is Obsama even circumsized? - 08-10-2008, 04:59 AM

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I don't imagine any man can move into American politics w/o the kindest cut anyway.
But could we have an uncircumcised Senator, Supreme Court Justice or God forbid, President? Isn't there some kind of law?
More to the original point, anybody have pictures or first hand knowledge of the condition of said member on the presidential hopeful?
Sorry for the "bold and open" approach to this topic but we're all gentlemen here right?
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I have to agree with the unsaved asshat below; Why are you spending your time contemplating some buck nigra's tallywacker? Are you a sodomite?

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Okay, do you honestly think it that much of a deal?
Do you think Jesus was circumcised?
Of Course Not!
circumcision is only a recent procedure and would have been greatly looked down upon in the time that Jesus roamed the earth, where do you people come up with this stuff?
However, you're wrong there. I would defy you to produce a Bible verse that says circumcision was not practiced 2,000 years ago. That's just foolish. Don't come in here talking trash about Jesus little miss.


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Default Re: Is Obsama even circumsized? - 08-10-2008, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Heidi Arrugila View Post
Okay, do you honestly think it that much of a deal?
Do you think Jesus was circumcised?
Of Course Not!
circumcision is only a recent procedure and would have been greatly looked down upon in the time that Jesus roamed the earth, where do you people come up with this stuff?

Actually, the Bible does say that Jesus was circumsized
21On the eighth day, when it was time to circumcise him, he was named Jesus, the name the angel had given him before he had been conceived. Luke 2:21

But you're right about the fact that whether or not a political candidate is circumcised is irerlevant.


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Default Re: Is Obsama even circumsized? - 08-15-2008, 11:17 AM

To the Godly menfolk, I'm so sorry to come in here, but I wanted to rebuke that heathen who don't seem to get the hint of posting where she don't belong. I done kept my eyes shut instead of looking at the posts in here!


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Default Re: Is Obsama even circumsized? - 08-15-2008, 09:16 PM

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Why are you spending your time contemplating some buck nigra's tallywacker? Are you a sodomite?
Indeed. No one cares about Huessain Obama's privates. Except Larry Craig, who's launched an investigation.


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Default Re: Is Obsama even circumsized? - 08-16-2008, 01:34 AM

So is he, or not? I know people whose votes are riding on this question. We need to get an answer to this sooner than later.


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Default Re: Is Obsama even circumsized? - 08-19-2008, 06:18 PM

Maybe he is cut...

and in their ignorance they just threw the wrong bit away....
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