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11-21-2010, 01:10 AM
God only likes frontal sex, he will kill you if you have any other type. I read this in the bible.
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11-23-2010, 07:05 AM
"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind, it is abomination." Leviticus 18:22
It may have been explained before, as He doesn't like gay marriage.
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11-23-2010, 11:56 AM
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We must go to the source of the problem directly and eliminate them!
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Eliminate them? The gays? As much as I hate homosexuality, we can't just organize a massacre. At the very least try converting them to Christianity first.
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11-23-2010, 12:36 PM
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Eliminate them? The gays? As much as I hate homosexuality, we can't just organize a massacre. At the very least try converting them to Christianity first.
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God hates gays, so he'll send them to hell anyway.
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11-23-2010, 01:04 PM
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God hates gays, so he'll send them to hell anyway.
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He will, if they don't get cured from that disgusting habbit. Jesus is full of love, so all the creepy homers have to do, is to change their lifestyle and become True Christians, it's so simple you have to wonder why so many people continue to walk on the road to Hell.
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-23-2010, 10:59 PM
Because it's hard to change your ways.
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11-24-2010, 12:03 AM
What I don't understand is that most of the people here eat beef. Cows produce more methane than anything, including anal sex, which doesn't produce any methane at all. Flatulence and evacuation produce methane and EVERYONE does them. Also, it is impossible to change who you truly are. If you are a god fearing person, then that won't change. If you are a homosexual, then that won't change either.
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11-24-2010, 12:33 AM
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If you are a god fearing person, then that won't change. If you are a homosexual, then that won't change either.
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Are you questioning God's saving power? The following passage proves the existence of ex-gays:
1 Cor. 6:9-11 (emphasis added): Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-24-2010, 01:34 AM
Also, you can change!
Ephesians 4:22-24: "That ye put off concerning the former conversation the old man, which is corrupt according to the deceitful lusts; And be renewed in the spirit of your mind; And that ye put on the new man, which after God is created in righteousness and true holiness."
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-24-2010, 02:00 AM
I like gay sex, I don't think there's nothing wrong with it. You're not harming anyone. Trying to eliminate this behavior is impossible. It will always exist no matter what you do.
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11-24-2010, 02:06 AM
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I like gay sex, I don't think there's nothing wrong with it. You're not harming anyone. Trying to eliminate this behavior is impossible. It will always exist no matter what you do.
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Stop trying to speak for everyone here.
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11-24-2010, 02:09 AM
I'm not trying to speak for anyone here. Don't put words in my mouth. If you don't like it, that's none of my business. But don't try to impose your lifestyle on other people, including me.
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11-24-2010, 02:13 AM
Then why are you here?
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11-24-2010, 02:14 AM
Because you people are hilarious. I don't know, maybe I have plans. Lol. Nothing evil btw. You might help actually.
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11-24-2010, 02:21 AM
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I like gay sex, I don't think there's nothing wrong with it. You're not harming anyone. Trying to eliminate this behavior is impossible. It will always exist no matter what you do.
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Of course there is something wrong with gay sex. God hates it.
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11-24-2010, 10:19 AM
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What I don't understand is that most of the people here eat beef. Cows produce more methane than anything, including anal sex, which doesn't produce any methane at all. Flatulence and evacuation produce methane and EVERYONE does them. Also, it is impossible to change who you truly are. If you are a god fearing person, then that won't change. If you are a homosexual, then that won't change either.
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So by eating cows we are reducing methane.
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11-24-2010, 10:22 AM
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I'm not trying to speak for anyone here. Don't put words in my mouth. If you don't like it, that's none of my business. But don't try to impose your lifestyle on other people, including me.
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You queers are the ones trying to impose your lifestyle on us. That's why you rape little boys -to induct them into the fag deathstyle. You never hear about straight people raping a queer, do you?
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11-24-2010, 05:04 PM
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So by eating cows we are reducing methane.
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And growing more cows for you to eat. If you were so worried about methane, then you would cause cows to go extinct. That would greatly reduce the methane production on the planet.
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11-24-2010, 06:50 PM
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And growing more cows for you to eat. If you were so worried about methane, then you would cause cows to go extinct. That would greatly reduce the methane production on the planet.
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It would also express ingratitude to the Almighty for one of His best gifts:
Genesis 9:1-3: And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth. And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth [upon] the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered. Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.
Now why do you hate God so much?
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11-24-2010, 11:17 PM
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I like gay sex, I don't think there's nothing wrong with it. You're not harming anyone. Trying to eliminate this behavior is impossible. It will always exist no matter what you do.
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Of course there is something wrong with gay sex. God hates it.
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Exactly. God is completely heterosexual, like Ted Haggard.
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