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Default Re: Will This Biden Thing be Four Years of Priests Praying - 02-23-2021, 03:08 AM

Yawn.

It is somewhat tricky explaining Algebra to Baboons so imagine my dilemma here.

Strategy.

I know... pretty big word for the local cultterati but try and keep up.

The Christian voting numbers that actually matter are Catholic. Full stop.

Who swung the 2016 vote to get the dumbest man alive elected? Take a guess. (Yes, some credit to Vlad and the boys, more on that later)

The dumbest man alive, in his last act before coughing up control of Congress, the Senate and The White House, was to appoint yet another fine Catholic to the Supreme Court.

Checking Google but I cannot seem to find a single Babtwit or similar Evangelical appointment to the Supreme Court among the three appointments under the dumbest man alive.

Why is that? Surely there must have been many qualified graduates of Hillsong or Liberty ready to assume control of the Court?





So we all know that not only did the dumbest man alive give our girl a seat on the bench, he threw away an easy re-election so that another fine Catholic lad could take power.


Did I mention strategy?


Now you folks go ahead and blame the usual suspects for what has happened but I can assure you that the usual winners are winning as usual and sometimes it is just too easy.



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Default Re: Will This Biden Thing be Four Years of Priests Praying - 02-23-2021, 04:35 AM

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Yawn.

It is somewhat tricky explaining Algebra to Baboons so imagine my dilemma here.

Strategy.

I know... pretty big word for the local cultterati but try and keep up.

The Christian voting numbers that actually matter are Catholic. Full stop.
Why is that? Surely there must have been many qualified graduates of Hillsong or Liberty ready to assume control of the Court?

So we all know that not only did the dumbest man alive give our girl a seat on the bench, he threw away an easy re-election so that another fine Catholic lad could take power.
Now you folks go ahead and blame the usual suspects for what has happened but I can assure you that the usual winners are winning as usual and sometimes it is just too easy.
Bless you,
My toothless Tamaraw
Father Mo

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We all know it was the corrupt Irish Catholics that put Kennedy in office. In this election it was Catholic voting machines called "Dominion" that put a Scranton PA mafioso in the White House. The time will come when Baptist politicians like yours truly will win the Presidency. Sin will run for cover then.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Will This Biden Thing be Four Years of Priests Praying - 02-23-2021, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
Yawn.

It is somewhat tricky explaining Algebra to Baboons so imagine my dilemma here.

Strategy.

I know... pretty big word for the local cultterati but try and keep up.

The Christian voting numbers that actually matter are Catholic. Full stop.

Who swung the 2016 vote to get the dumbest man alive elected? Take a guess. (Yes, some credit to Vlad and the boys, more on that later)

The dumbest man alive, in his last act before coughing up control of Congress, the Senate and The White House, was to appoint yet another fine Catholic to the Supreme Court.

Checking Google but I cannot seem to find a single Babtwit or similar Evangelical appointment to the Supreme Court among the three appointments under the dumbest man alive.

Why is that? Surely there must have been many qualified graduates of Hillsong or Liberty ready to assume control of the Court?





So we all know that not only did the dumbest man alive give our girl a seat on the bench, he threw away an easy re-election so that another fine Catholic lad could take power.


Did I mention strategy?

Now you folks go ahead and blame the usual suspects for what has happened but I can assure you that the usual winners are winning as usual and sometimes it is just too easy.

Bless you,
My toothless Tamaraw

Father Mo



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Rebuke Re: Will This Biden Thing be Four Years of Priests Praying - 02-24-2021, 01:51 AM

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Now you folks go ahead and blame the usual suspects for what has happened but I can assure you that the usual winners are winning as usual and sometimes it is just too easy.
There have only been two Mary-hailing presidents of the so-called Papal States of America: Kennedy, who lost his brain at the end of his term, and Biden, who lost his brain long before the beginning of his. So far, neither has succeeded in foisting their radical Catholic agendas on this country. Meanwhile, your whore church has been hemhorraging cultists since Vatican II: Theological Boogaloo and the revelation that you're actually just a front organization for a ring of child-raping Satanists (not unlike the Democrat Party). What exactly are you winning?


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
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