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Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 10-31-2012, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
Because we are here to save miserable sinners, and there are none of those in Church.




Because he has never been tempted:

Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire".
If he has never been tempted by looking at a woman, and isn't blind, he is either gay or Jesus come back. Either one raises it's own sets of questions
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