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Please Help Me -
05-31-2009, 11:48 PM
Alright, I know my introduction thread may have come off as arrogant, and hateful, but I honestly want to be saved and become a true landover Baptist.
I want to take every single word of the Bible literally, I honestly do! It's just that everytime I try, this thing called: "rational thinking" gets in the way and I go back to my sinful hippy lifestyle!
Please help me, I want to be free from the grasp of Satan. I honestly do. I can barely stand what I have become, every night I lie awake and cry thinking about the Godless sinner I have become. Please put the Good Word of God back in my life....
Living the Godless, evil hippy lifestyle was fun, but now I have to reach out to the almighty loving Jesus, or risk being cast into the depths of hell on The Day of Judgement.
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Moderator Arms Dealer for CHRIST Hands folded for Jesus
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Location: On the Straight and Narrow (Earthly location: Freehold, Iowa)
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Re: Please Help Me -
05-31-2009, 11:52 PM
Why don't you ask JESUS into your heart and your head, so He can not only tell you how to feel but how to think.
It works for all of us!
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Re: Please Help Me -
05-31-2009, 11:56 PM
Oh thank you so much! It's all starting to make sense to me now! I feel like I have now set out on my journey to become a True Christian! God bless us everyone!
Living the Godless, evil hippy lifestyle was fun, but now I have to reach out to the almighty loving Jesus, or risk being cast into the depths of hell on The Day of Judgement.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: Please Help Me -
05-31-2009, 11:57 PM
Take a deep breath, think of Jesus, now let your mind be a blank and say, "Faith" as you exhale. May a certain peace descend upon you. From this point of pure acceptance you are starting the journey to Salvation™
(PS do not do this whilst driving or operating machinery.)
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Re: Please Help Me -
06-01-2009, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Take a deep breath, think of Jesus, now let your mind be a blank and say, "Faith" as you exhale. May a certain peace descend upon you. From this point of pure acceptance you are starting the journey to Salvation™
(PS do not do this whilst driving or operating machinery.)
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Thank you! This is all very helpful! Any advice on how to remove the unGodly music of Jim Morrison from my filthy mind?
Living the Godless, evil hippy lifestyle was fun, but now I have to reach out to the almighty loving Jesus, or risk being cast into the depths of hell on The Day of Judgement.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: Please Help Me -
06-01-2009, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by RenegadeTroll
Thank you! This is all very helpful! Any advice on how to remove the unGodly music of Jim Morrison from my filthy mind?
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Hum "The Old Rugged Cross" for a few hours.
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Re: Please Help Me -
06-01-2009, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Hum "The Old Rugged Cross" for a few hours.
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What about my constant desire to fornicate? Should I just get my genitals surgically removed or is that just taking the easy way out?
Living the Godless, evil hippy lifestyle was fun, but now I have to reach out to the almighty loving Jesus, or risk being cast into the depths of hell on The Day of Judgement.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Please Help Me -
06-01-2009, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by RenegadeTroll
Thank you! This is all very helpful! Any advice on how to remove the unGodly music of Jim Morrison from my filthy mind?
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Why do you worship dead sodomite singers? Don't you know that they are being tortured in hell right now?
Change that offensive avatar right now!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Please Help Me -
06-01-2009, 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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Yes sir Mr. Pastor Ezekiel. From now on my long haired sandal wearing Lord is Jesus Christ.
Living the Godless, evil hippy lifestyle was fun, but now I have to reach out to the almighty loving Jesus, or risk being cast into the depths of hell on The Day of Judgement.
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