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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2009, 05:31 AM

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2009, 08:34 AM

Do you people really think there is a thing like a God?
And if there was a God, why would you compare him to the human way of thinking?
I mean, would a god think like a human?, and how come he is for eternity?
If he hates Satan so much, why didn't he just got rid of him?
And this day of damnation your all speaking about, can someone give me a year in which this damnation is going to happen?,... no they can't because it ain't gonna happen.
And if someone can give an exact date or year, i will come back on this forum if you where right about it and say goodbye to you before i burn in hell.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2009, 08:50 AM

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Do you people really think there is a thing like a God?
And if there was a God, why would you compare him to the human way of thinking?
I mean, would a god think like a human?, and how come he is for eternity?
You are putting the cart before the horse. God is not like man; Man is like God.

Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

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If he hates Satan so much, why didn't he just got rid of him?
And this day of damnation your all speaking about, can someone give me a year in which this damnation is going to happen?,... no they can't because it ain't gonna happen.
And if someone can give an exact date or year, i will come back on this forum if you where right about it and say goodbye to you before i burn in hell.
The only thing that lasts forever is emptiness.
Because God has let man choose his own fate, according to free will. God did not create us to be robots to follow him as per some computer program. God tests us. Haven't you read the Book of Jonah?

Exact date? Is that how skeptical you are? You require an exact date? I ask you, look around you. Can't you see that we are in the End Times? The Whore of Babylon is the Catholic Church, the number of the Beast 666 is encoded in every UPC number, and don't you think it's a bit coincidental that the Bible says the Final Showdown will be at Armageddon (Har Meggido, a place in Israel) when we have tumultuous violence between Palestinians and Israelis and the recent revolution in Iran whose president vowed to "wipe Israel off the face of the Earth"?



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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2009, 09:33 AM

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Exact date? Is that how skeptical you are? You require an exact date? I ask you, look around you. Can't you see that we are in the End Times? The Whore of Babylon is the Catholic Church, the number of the Beast 666 is encoded in every UPC number, and don't you think it's a bit coincidental that the Bible says the Final Showdown will be at Armageddon (Har Meggido, a place in Israel) when we have tumultuous violence between Palestinians and Israelis and the recent revolution in Iran whose president vowed to "wipe Israel off the face of the Earth"?
There has always been war in the world between countries, i think this solved many things and made people understand each other better.
But let the Palestinians and Israelis wipe them self off the earth, i mean, they are just fighting about whose right or wrong as all the wars are fighting about.
So, i question your doomsday scenario!, and yes i require a date, or YEAR in which it's going to happen.
I require proof to believe, i want rock solid proof that it's going to happen while I'm still alive.
Mark my words: In a couple of years, there shall be only more peace on the world, and even if the complete world is in peace with each other... i bet you will still be talking about this doomsday.
It's just something to scare people with.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2009, 09:49 AM

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You'll need to explain this one.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2009, 10:04 AM

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You'll need to explain this one.
C'mon, is it so difficult for you people to just translate this sentence?
I don't see any doomsday scenario's these days, yeah i see some war like i mentioned before, but that isn't that big deal because it's far away from us.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2009, 11:07 AM

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[...]I require proof to believe, i want rock solid proof that it's going to happen while I'm still alive.[...]
If I had a dollar for every time I'd heard that, I'd be able to employ 10 more darkies. Now, the question that none of them ever answered is,
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2009, 11:46 AM

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If I had a dollar for every time I'd heard that, I'd be able to employ 10 more darkies. Now, the question that none of them ever answered is,
"What would be proof for you?"

Well, what would?
Proof would be the coming of the Antichrist, the doomsday which everyone is talking about.
I would love to admit you people where right, but therefore i first want to experience something unnatural, unrealistic or unexplainable.
And trust me, i've tried to believe in God, but it just seems to medieval to keep up with the story to me, so my mind blocks him out of my life.
But as no one can say any year or something close to the year that the world will end, it still could be forever.
Still, the sky is bright and it is a lovely weather outside, i can't complain.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2009, 11:54 AM

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"Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time." -- 1 John 2:18
It sounds like you're trying to introduce yourself.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2009, 11:55 AM

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Proof would be the coming of the Antichrist, the doomsday which everyone is talking about.
And is this not foretold, and will Christ not come, "as a thief in the night"? i.e. when you least expect it.
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You should try reading The New York Times or listening to some Obama speeches.
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And trust me, i've tried to believe in God, but it just seems to medieval to keep up with the story to me, so my mind blocks him out of my life.
We are no different from our ancestors of the Middle Ages, do we not eat and sleep as they did? Are their ideas not the foundations of our once great society? Is not God's Word Timeless? Thus you should adopt the faith of a medieval peasant.
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But as no one can say any year or something close to the year that the world will end, it still could be forever.
"Forever" is so long. Indeed, it may not come in your lifetime but that only means that you should ensure as many younger people as possible believe in and worship God fervently. You may agree that Government's duty is to save souls as well as the lives of its citizens.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-24-2009, 09:20 PM

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If I had a dollar for every time I'd heard that, I'd be able to employ 10 more darkies. Now, the question that none of them ever answered is,
"What would be proof for you?"

Well, what would?
I agree with you 100% brother, better 10 more darkies than to question the existence Lord.

As to proof it is all around us - praise the Lord. (Apart from the homos obviously!)
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Proof would be the coming of the Antichrist, the doomsday which everyone is talking about.
I would love to admit you people where right, but therefore i first want to experience something unnatural, unrealistic or unexplainable.
And trust me, i've tried to believe in God, but it just seems to medieval to keep up with the story to me, so my mind blocks him out of my life.
But as no one can say any year or something close to the year that the world will end, it still could be forever.
Still, the sky is bright and it is a lovely weather outside, i can't complain.
You say you were once a christian, yet you never read the parable of Lazarus and the beggar? Read Luke 16:19-31 (KJV 1611, as usual). If the bible is not enough of a miracle to convince you to stop denying the obvious evidence of the glory of Christ, then nothing will.

As for the Antichrist, well, pray that you never, EVER see him before becoming a True Christian. "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect." (Matthew 24:24)
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-27-2009, 01:52 PM

Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word.

Having been raise Byzantine Christian I follow the direct translations from the early Greek bible, not any of the KJV variants nore the RCC bibles.

Things were pretty good before the RCC split things up, now Christianity has much gone to the dogs. If there were enough dialog between good, inspired persons of christain sects maybe we could put Christianity back together again.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-29-2009, 10:44 PM

None of the above. None of the poll options accurately describe me.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-30-2009, 12:21 AM

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If there were enough dialog between good, inspired persons of christain sects maybe we could put Christianity back together again.
That's unnecessary, we already know everything that needs to be said about Christianity. Christianity is not about dialogue, it's a monologue where God preaches and you obey.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 07-01-2009, 06:48 AM

All interfaith dialogue is putting together is the Great Apostasy, spoken of in Revelation as the Whore of Babylon . We don't need to put Christianity together again, we ARE christianity, and always have been.

So, yes, interfaith dialogue is great, because it tells us which churches are siding with the lord of this world.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 07-05-2009, 11:44 PM

America is a Christian country.

false. America is a free country. Free to practice any religion its civilians wish. Although a majority of the founding fathers were christian, not all of them were. And Although the constitution was created with some of the ideals of Christianity it says very boldly, SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 07-06-2009, 06:11 AM

The constitution, and more importantly the Bible, says NOTHING about a seperation of church and state.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 07-11-2009, 08:47 AM

I am an atheist because I believe that it is wrong for an all loving God to send somebody to a fiery hole to burn for all eternity just for being gay.
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