[Pater Doit]

Friends!

As we all know and as I don't really need to mention: masturbation is a sin and a criminal act. It is mass murder, makes dumb and sometimes blind!

And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.(Genesis 38:9-19)

So every masturbator who is able to read the Bible knows what is going to happen to him. He will burn in hell! Nevertheless there are so many sinners (masturbators in this case) out there. Why is that?

The answer could be a theory, which is as simple as shocking: masturbators founded their own criminal cult!

Known facts about masturbators:

• They often meet in cabins practicing their evil ceremonials

• They are getting their evil energy from praying to some naked porn-sluts while rubbing between their legs! This is against the LORDs will:

And I will cut off witchcrafts out of thine hand; and thou shalt have no more soothsayers
(Micha 5:12)

• They are organizing websites to celebrate their evil doing together on the Internet. (I'm talking about porn sites and blind federations of course.)
• Just like Scientology they want to get people to pay for their criminal actions while brainwashing them:

All these facts combined are resulting in something much bigger than some "ordinary sinners". I can't help thinking that the cult of masturbators is a great danger to all True Christians ™ and True Americans ™

They are the pure evil! They must be stopped AND they must be brought back to the right path!

YIC,
Pater Doit

[tylerjwoodby, teenaged witch]

Originally Posted by Pater Doit

Friends!

As we all know and as I don't really need to mention: masturbation is a sin and a criminal act. It is mass murder, makes dumb and sometimes blind!

So every masturbator who is able to read the Bible knows what is going to happen to him. He will burn in hell! Nevertheless there are so many sinners (masturbators in this case) out there. Why is that?

The answer could be a theory, which is as simple as shocking: masturbators founded their own criminal cult!

Known facts about masturbators:

• They often meet in cabins practicing their evil ceremonials

• They are getting their evil energy from praying to some naked porn-sluts while rubbing between their legs! This is against the LORDs will:

• They are organizing websites to celebrate their evil doing together on the Internet. (I'm talking about porn sites and blind federations of course.)
• Just like Scientology they want to get people to pay for their criminal actions while brainwashing them:

All these facts combined are resulting in something much bigger than some "ordinary sinners". I can't help thinking that the cult of masturbators is a great danger to all True Christians ™ and True Americans ™

They are the pure evil! They must be stopped AND they must be brought back to the right path!

YIC,
Pater Doit

this is the most stupidest thing i have every herd it can not make you blind it does not even say it would make you blind in the bible it says it is a sin but nothing more

[Pater Doit]

Originally Posted by lovelife

it does not even say it would make you blind in the bible it says it is a sin but nothing more

That is not true. The bible also says that Onan was punished for what he did. Also: have you ever talked to a blind person? Have you ever asked a blind person where his blindness came from? Most blind persons I asked stated that they had masturbated at least once and never read the whole bible at once before they became blind. This basically means they have been hating Jesus and were punished for it!

[Johnathan]

Originally Posted by lovelife

this is the most stupidest thing i have every herd it can not make you blind it does not even say it would make you blind in the bible it says it is a sin but nothing more

Exodus 4:11
And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?
Deuteronomy 28:28
The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart.
Genesis 3:15
And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

[tylerjwoodby, teenaged witch]

Originally Posted by Pater Doit

That is not true. The bible also says that Onan was punished for what he did. Also: have you ever talked to a blind person? Have you ever asked a blind person where his blindness came from? Most blind persons I asked stated that they had masturbated at least once and never read the whole bible at once before they became blind. This basically means they have been hating Jesus and were punished for it!

That is a big lode of crap because pne of my best friends whs born blind and my uncle is going blind because he has diabetes

[Jack O'fagan]

Originally Posted by lovelife

That is a big lode of crap because pne of my best friends whs born blind

Maybe his great grandad was a chronic masturbator.

Numbers 14:18
The LORD is longsuffering, and of great mercy, forgiving iniquity and transgression, and by no means clearing the guilty, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation.

YIC

Jack

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by lovelife

That is a big lode of crap because pne of my best friends whs born blind and my uncle is going blind because he has diabetes

Face it friend; your best friend and your uncle are meat pullers.

It wouldn't surprise me if you, your father, all your siblings and your mother are self strokers.

Wake up and smell the coffee. You can't lie to Jesus.

[James Hutchins]

I know for a fact that male gizz, sprayed into the eyes of another man can blind him.