[JennyD]

Brothers and Sisters, I've done some searching on this forum and found that, in the days before I found LBC and was Saved©, there were other Juggalos on the forum.

It appears that every single one of them is incapable of stringing together words and phrases into coherent sentences; our Juggalo069 is the rule, rather than the exception.

Fallen Angel actually is far more capable an authoress than they. In fact, I think she may be writing for USA Today currently.

So I must ask: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Does the clown makeup rot their brains?

Are they on the drugs?

Did they eat lead paint from the trim in their crack-whore mothers' 1968 singlewides?

Or is it just that only broke Retardeds from the Trailer Park can be duped into enslaving themselves to violent Clown Overlords?

I really don't understand.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Amen, sister. Ever since you did your expose on these clown-goths, I have been amazed at the depths of their depravity and obvious retardation.

I know that the "Juggle-o's" are also responsible for the international spread of clown pornography, which sickens Jesus and all decent Christians. THIS website has been taking the lead in the battle to stop clown porn, and I applaud their efforts.

Only a sick-o would be a juggle-o.

[Nobar King]

It's the drugs.

[ForGodsSake]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

It's the drugs.

I agree, they just can't be like they are from natural choice. Could they?

[cappiccino]

Originally Posted by ForGodsSake

I agree, they just can't be like they are from natural choice. Could they?

i am the way i am i am a proud juggalo well juggalett i will stand as i am cappiccino juggalett of lakewood washington and defend my homies so just cus i am not a bible hugger dont mean i dont belive in God just cus i am a juggalett doesnt mean i dont belive in God .... i choose not to belive in God not cus of being a juggalett because i am the way i am WHOOP WHOOP TO DA HOMIES n this is a reply n stand up for truejuggalomama i got cha back hommie

[James Hutchins]

Dear God, another retard.

One person who needs to not be defended is your school teacher. They should be taken out and shot, as well as your parents and anyone else who affected your development.

[TrueJuggaloMaMa]

Originally Posted by cappiccino

i am the way i am i am a proud juggalo well juggalett i will stand as i am cappiccino juggalett of lakewood washington and defend my homies so just cus i am not a bible hugger dont mean i dont belive in God just cus i am a juggalett doesnt mean i dont belive in God .... i choose not to belive in God not cus of being a juggalett because i am the way i am WHOOP WHOOP TO DA HOMIES n this is a reply n stand up for truejuggalomama i got cha back hommie

Thanks Homie. Family always has my back. Thats what they don't get. It's about FAMILY. I support your right not to believe. I am a believer but apparently going to hell cause I read the wrong Bible. Much love girl.

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Amen, sister. Ever since you did your expose on these clown-goths, I have been amazed at the depths of their depravity and obvious retardation.

I know that the "Juggle-o's" are also responsible for the international spread of clown pornography, which sickens Jesus and all decent Christians. THIS website has been taking the lead in the battle to stop clown porn, and I applaud their efforts.

Only a sick-o would be a juggle-o.

Its shaggy! ( on the website) he's my favorite you know he was on a xxx cover of Tunnel of love!

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

Its not the drugs most of us smokes some bud that does not make you like us look at others that smokes it there not juggalos

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by lilpentecostalgirl

Its not the drugs most of us smokes some bud that does not make you like us look at others that smokes it there not juggalos

Jesus wants you to scrub the floor and have babies. Taking dope means you can't do those things.

Jesus is not a juggloser.

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

Well pastor im not having kids till im 30 and why would i scrub a floor when i can mop?

[Slender Man]

Pastor Ezekiel, you say god dams the the judgemental, and the un-mercyfull. Yet you unmercyfully judge some people on this fourm. And god dams hypocriyes. You must be going to hell 3 times over.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Slender Man

Pastor Ezekiel, you say god dams the the judgemental, and the un-mercyfull. Yet you unmercyfully judge some people on this fourm. And god dams hypocriyes. You must be going to hell 3 times over.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Slender Man

Pastor Ezekiel, you say god dams the the judgemental, and the un-mercyfull. Yet you unmercyfully judge some people on this fourm. And god dams hypocriyes. You must be going to hell 3 times over.

If I tell you, "If you go speeding down this residential street at 60 mph, the cop at the corner will give you a ticket," am I judging you, or am I warning you?

Likewise, if I tell you, "If you persist in choosing to engage in sodomy, or adultery, or lying, or lustful thoughts, or envy, or any other sin, God will cast you into His Lake of Fire at Judgment," am I judging you, or am I warning you?

In both cases, I'm warning you.

What you want is someone to lie to you and tell you that God won't burn you alive for all time in His Lake of Fire for your sins, and that you can go on being a sodomite, or a Juggaloser, or whatever you wish. Sorry, we won't do that.

Lying, you see, is a sin.

[Slender Man]

Ezekiel, are you the leader of this crazy cult ? If so PLEASE just make your followers drink the kool aid already !

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Slender Man

Ezekiel, are you the leader of this crazy cult ? If so PLEASE just make your followers drink the kool aid already !

Someone needs to back up a little and read the noobs thread. Try lurking a little bit for Jesus.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Slender Man

Ezekiel, are you the leader of this crazy cult ? If so PLEASE just make your followers drink the kool aid already !

What a hateful monster you are! You want everyone who doesn't mock God to die!

[theonetheonlyme]

Hello, my name is Ashley. I am a proud juggalette from California. I am here to say that as I am appalled by the offensive stereotype that you and others have placed upon us. I am not asking to accept us but I am asking you to see that we are people of god as well. And under one god I would imagine that a common respect would be given. Unfortunately the world doesn’t seek peace like our lord commands us. Some don’t understand the message through church or the bible. I understand it through the words of psychopathic records and the juggalo way of life. And just to let you know we aren’t stupid. The only stupidity is hate and negativity. I would say stupid doesn’t apply to a 17 year old college student pursuing her PhD in electronic engineering and applying to MIT next year. I would defiantly say I am an intellectually gifted individual, a proud juggalette and strong in faith.
“The owners of The Landover Baptist Church Forums reserve the right to remove, edit, move or close any thread for any reason.” I know this will upset many. I know what I agreed to in order for the chance to post this. If this is deleted or edit I hope that those of you who read this the way it was written comprehend the feeling behind these words. I do hope the words written on my heart break into your thoughts enough to make you re-examine what is written on your heart and leave man made predidism behind. May respect for all woman and men bloom in your heart. If not then my God help you. I wish you the best.

[Nobar King]

I'd have respect for you if you weren't a clown-faced retard. Grow up and come back when you're ready to praise Jesus the right way.

[Cranky Old Man]

Amen Brother.