[Witch Hammer]

It is never too soon to take action! Early intervention can prevent a lifetime of Godless rug-munching, punctuated by an eternity of bobbing for sulphur in the lake of fire.

Does your young daughter insist on wearing pants instead of a modest dress with floral print? Does she ask to have her hair cut? Does she play with inappropriate (for girls) toys such as army men, fire trucks or Legos™? Does she participate in unwholesome (for girls) activities like bike riding, freeze tag or capture the flag? Does she come home with her hair mussed and dirt on her face?

These are all serious red flags that your she-child is beginning to fantasize about scissoring with other filthy sluts, and is in dire need of correction!

Proverbs 13:24
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes

It is made obvious by this passage that a man should only show his son love by mercilessly beating him on a fixed schedule, so beating young girls should probably be done for training purposes only, like disciplining a dog. You don't love the dog...in fact, you despise it. You are not beating the dog for the sake of sparing it's eternal soul from damnation*. You are beating the dog so it doesn't embarrass you by noisily lapping at it's anus in front of your Christian brethren.

Fathers, don't let your daughters grow up to be cowboys

Who would want to buy a wife that refuses to submit to a righteous seeding and is destined for perdition? Nobody who I'd be proud to call a son-in-law! Everyone knows that a woman can only get to Heaven if she uses her vagina for it's intended purpose: sperm-dump.

1 Timothy 2:15
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

And selling her to another hairy God-hating butch? Unconscionable!! The fact is, a lesbian daughter is totally worthless...not to imply that women are worth much even in a best-case scenario...but of absolute zero value. A liability, actually! If you don't put the wicked creature to death, you might as well be guilty of muff-diving (yeeech!) yourself, as far as God is concerned.

Leviticus 18:32
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Remember, an ounce of perversion is worth a pound of queer. Won't you tip the scales in Jesus' favor?

*dogs are souless automatons, reviled by Christ

[Jim Farmer]

I'm concerned about my girl spawn. She's nearly 3 months old and is showing a definite preference for blue and green toys as opposed to pink ones. On your advice, I'll start beating her whenever she reaches out for the blue unicorn rather than the pink one. Thanks for the advice

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

I'm concerned about my girl spawn. She's nearly 3 months old and is showing a definite preference for blue and green toys as opposed to pink ones. On your advice, I'll start beating her whenever she reaches out for the blue unicorn rather than the pink one. Thanks for the advice

You're welcome, Brother.

Another point of advice: if The Holy Spirit moves you to severely shake the baby for reaching for the blue unicorn, make sure to support the neck to prevent brain-stem injury. Nothing worse than a retarded lesbian!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Can I suggest her going to a True Christian lady's home that is nearby and let her spend time with the women in a proper lady's environments -- the kitchen, the laundry, and then the girl's room so that she becomes happy and familiar in her environments. Just like you train a dog to become accustomed to its environment, you can do the same with a lady.

[Des]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Nothing worse than a retarded lesbian!

Silly me, I thought you couldn't be the latter without first being the former.

[DemonThinker96]

It has been proven multiple times that tomboy girls are no more likely to be homosexual than girly-girls.

[Des]

Originally Posted by DemonThinker96

It has been proven multiple times that tomboy girls are no more likely to be homosexual than girly-girls.

Really? Because these Godmocking sickular scientists claim that not only are tomboys far more likely to be muff-diving dykes, they go on to blame it on the non-existent gay gene.

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

Can I suggest her going to a True Christian lady's home that is nearby and let her spend time with the women in a proper lady's environments -- the kitchen, the laundry, and then the girl's room so that she becomes happy and familiar in her environments. Just like you train a dog to become accustomed to its environment, you can do the same with a lady.

Sister, until the demons of gayness have been exorcised thoroughly by vigorous beatings, I'm afraid that placing a dyke-child in such an environment would be like trying to extinguish a fire with gasoline...imagine such a wicked creature, placed in a house full of females, capering about with a supernatural quickness, eyes glowing red and growling throatily in a multitude of voices, skittering up the wall and onto the ceiling, rotating her head 180° and vomiting her pestilence down upon you while her tongue lashes back and forth lewdly, then dropping onto you like a hell-spider! Not a pretty picture, is it?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Sister, until the demons of gayness have been exorcised thoroughly by vigorous beatings, I'm afraid that placing a dyke-child in such an environment would be like trying to extinguish a fire with gasoline...imagine such a wicked creature, placed in a house full of females, capering about with a supernatural quickness, eyes glowing red and growling throatily in a multitude of voices, skittering up the wall and onto the ceiling, rotating her head 180° and vomiting her pestilence down upon you while her tongue lashes back and forth lewdly, then dropping onto you like a hell-spider! Not a pretty picture, is it?

Oh Brother, thank you for that warning! How ugly and horrid a scene, just as Satan would love it, godly women too being struck by the demons, and utter havoc and sin, who knows, good heterosexual, married women could turn lezbos! Obviously, as a foolish woman, I dd not think of that, but you definitively made it clear to me. Next time I see that happen, I'm going to take out my heavy KJV Bible and give the demon-infested baby and cast out the demons in the name of Jesus. A few bruises is far better than a damned soul.

[librallgbtchristian]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

It is never too soon to take action! Early intervention can prevent a lifetime of Godless rug-munching, punctuated by an eternity of bobbing for sulphur in the lake of fire.

Does your young daughter insist on wearing pants instead of a modest dress with floral print? Does she ask to have her hair cut? Does she play with inappropriate (for girls) toys such as army men, fire trucks or Legos™? Does she participate in unwholesome (for girls) activities like bike riding, freeze tag or capture the flag? Does she come home with her hair mussed and dirt on her face?

These are all serious red flags that your she-child is beginning to fantasize about scissoring with other filthy sluts, and is in dire need of correction!


It is made obvious by this passage that a man should only show his son love by mercilessly beating him on a fixed schedule, so beating young girls should probably be done for training purposes only, like disciplining a dog. You don't love the dog...in fact, you despise it. You are not beating the dog for the sake of sparing it's eternal soul from damnation*. You are beating the dog so it doesn't embarrass you by noisily lapping at it's anus in front of your Christian brethren.

Fathers, don't let your daughters grow up to be cowboys

Who would want to buy a wife that refuses to submit to a righteous seeding and is destined for perdition? Nobody who I'd be proud to call a son-in-law! Everyone knows that a woman can only get to Heaven if she uses her vagina for it's intended purpose: sperm-dump.


And selling her to another hairy God-hating butch? Unconscionable!! The fact is, a lesbian daughter is totally worthless...not to imply that women are worth much even in a best-case scenario...but of absolute zero value. A liability, actually! If you don't put the wicked creature to death, you might as well be guilty of muff-diving (yeeech!) yourself, as far as God is concerned.


Remember, an ounce of perversion is worth a pound of queer. Won't you tip the scales in Jesus' favor?

*dogs are souless automatons, reviled by Christ

You don't want a lesbian daughter? DEFINATELY lock her up in enclosed spaces with only girls for company! There's NO way THAT could backfire AT ALL.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by librallgbtchristian

You don't want a lesbian daughter? DEFINATELY lock her up in enclosed spaces with only girls for company! There's NO way THAT could backfire AT ALL.

One intellectually lazy false Christian is finally starting to see The Light!

PRAISE JESUS!

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[Mei Saeki]

There is nothing wrong with being a tomboy. I'm a bit of a tomboy, the bible doesn't shame being a tomboy.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Mei Saeki

There is nothing wrong with being a tomboy. I'm a bit of a tomboy, the bible doesn't shame being a tomboy.

Ehem.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Ergo, tomboys are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

[Mei Saeki]

I know but you don't have to wear pants to be a tomboy, I wear mostly dresses or skirts, I only wear pants when I'm mowing the lawn or fixing the car and even then they are loose fitting so they do not show off my figure. My daughter is a tomboy also, I guess she gets it from her brother, she still wear skirts and dresses, even when she skateboards.

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

Originally Posted by Mei Saeki

I know but you don't have to wear pants to be a tomboy, I wear mostly dresses or skirts, I only wear pants when I'm mowing the lawn or fixing the car and even then they are loose fitting so they do not show off my figure. My daughter is a tomboy also, I guess she gets it from her brother, she still wear skirts and dresses, even when she skateboards.

Such a shame you don't show your figure. I bet you're a looker. We need strong fem lesbians to stand proud in the church. Did you artificially inseminate or just see the light, ditch the man and start to bat for the right team?


Jesus loves me more when I love my woman.

[Des]

Originally Posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr

Such a shame you don't show your figure. I bet you're a looker. We need strong fem lesbians to stand proud in the church. Did you artificially inseminate or just see the light, ditch the man and start to bat for the right team?


Jesus loves me more when I love my woman.

Weren't you one of Peg Straponsky's professional rug cleaners? I had no idea she allowed lezbotronics into her home/garage/birthing hut.

[newChristian36]

This is very concerning .. my youngest (9 years) is a big tom boy... I will take action with the family and change how she behaves.

Thanks

[Mei Saeki]

I'm married, and my husband doesn't appreciate you saying I am a 'looker'. (FYI: I am.)