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Smile Re: Naughty or nice? Santa's Gift Registry 2019! - 12-23-2019, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Isabella White View Post
I don't feel that I'm at all deserving of such an honor as this lovely Hummel figurine.
Of course you're not, Bella baby! But I know of Hummel. I am quite happy to deliver you a Hummel cable gland to replace your own withering glands.



Please try to keep the fire out for Christmas night this year or your order for Ben Wa balls will also be out. The flames will obviously not harm me but the Missus hates the dry cleaning costs come New Year...


Ho anyways.


Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas everyone!!
 

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