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Planet of the Apes - Monkeypox -
05-27-2022, 07:12 AM
Well imagine that - Bill Gates predicted it and right on cue we now have the next "pandemic" outbreak, Monkeypox - and it just so happens that Bill has a vaccine ready to sell to us. So far only Belgium (a non-existent Europaeon country) has announced lockdowns.
Bill Gates is now over there in Davos at the WEF with his good buddy Klaus Schwab who is touting his version of the "Great Reset" and how to run the world economy in the New World Order. If you hadn't noticed, Klaus speaks with a thick German accent. If anyone remembers, twice in the last century there were some Germans who tried to run the world economy with disastrous results - and both times the Russians were involved.
No one paid much attention to monkeys until Darwin and his "eviloutionists" got involved - advancing the notion that we were descendants of monkeys. Some bright person noted that if we were descendants of monkeys, why are they still around? So Darwin and his buddies backed down, only to maintain that they are our "cousins" - like we were supposed to invite them over for the holidays.
To add fuel to the fire, some "scientists" like Jane Goodall started studying the monkeys and thought they had enough IQ to assemble cars in automobile plants. Someone pointed out that monkeys could be unionized, demand vacations, sick pay, social security and retirement benefits. Thankfully, more rational heads prevailed and none of this happened.
All this didn't stop Hellywood from churning out a batch of Tarzan and King Kong movies, and Zoos around the world set up Primate Houses where you could observe monkeys fighting and throwing their feces at one another - all to entertain the public.
I've never seen much use for monkeys, and at the very least they are a nuisance. I'm surprised that the likes of Greta Thunberg hasn't called for their extinction (that is if she ever went back to school and got an education) given that monkey farts contribute to the "globull warming" methane.
As to the monkeypox, it looks like it's just the latest punishment that Jesus is handing out to the homers. If we could find a way to lockup all the LGBTQ+ types for a period of time we could all take a break.
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CDC officials sound alarm for gay and bisexual men as monkeypox spreads in community
by Spencer Kimball
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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on Monday alerted gay and bisexual men that monkeypox appears to be spreading in the community globally, warning people to take precautions if they have been in close contact with someone who may have the virus and to be on the lookout for symptoms.
Dr. John Brooks, a CDC official, emphasized that anyone can contract monkeypox through close personal contact regardless of sexual orientation. However, Brooks said many of the people affected globally so far are men who identify as gay or bisexual. Though some groups have greater chance of exposure to monkeypox right now, the risk isn't limited only to the gay and bisexual community, he cautioned.
"We want to help people make the best informed decisions to protect their health and the health of their community from monkeypox," Brooks said.
Monkeypox is not a sexually transmitted disease, which is generally passed through semen or vaginal fluid, but it can be transmitted through sexual and intimate contact as well as through shared bedding. The virus spreads through contact with body fluids and sores, Brooks said.
He added that it's important for physicians and individuals to be aware of the symptoms associated with monkeypox, particularly anal or genital lesions that can be confused with herpes, syphilis or chickenpox.
"Anyone with a rash or lesion around or involving their genitals, their anus or any other place that they have not seen it before, should be fully evaluated, both for that rash but particularly for sexually transmitted infection and other illnesses that can cause rash," Brooks said.
Monkeypox usually begins with symptoms similar to the flu including fever, headache, muscle aches, chills, exhaustion and swollen lymph nodes. It then progresses to body rashes on the face, hands, feet, eyes, mouth or genitals that turn into raised bumps which then become blisters.
However, the rash has appeared first in some of the recently reported cases, according Dr. Jennifer McQuiston, a CDC official. While the virus has a long incubation period, patients are considered most infectious when they have a rash, McQuiston said. Though monkeypox can spread through respiratory droplets, the virus comes from infected lesions in the throat and mouth that can expel it into the air. But transmission from respiratory droplets requires prolonged face-to-face contact, according to the CDC.
"This is not Covid," McQuiston said. "Respiratory spread is not the predominant worry. It is contact and intimate contact in the current outbreak setting and population."
The U.S. has confirmed one case of monkeypox in Massachusetts and four cases of orthopox in New York City, Florida and Utah, according to McQuiston. State labs have tests that can identify orthopox, which are presumed to be monkeypox, but they have to be sent to the CDC in Atlanta for further analysis to confirm that diagnosis, McQuiston said.
The cases identified in the U.S. are a milder West African strain, McQuiston said. Most people who catch the virus recover in two to four weeks without specific treatments, she said.
The World Health Organization has identified about 200 confirmed or suspected monkeypox cases across at least a dozen countries in Europe and North America in recent days.
It's unusual, though not unheard of, for monkeypox cases to be found outside a handful of West and Central African nations where the virus is endemic. The U.S. had an outbreak of more than 70 cases in 2003 that stemmed from people keeping infected prairie dogs as pets.
There has been a surge of cases in Nigeria in recent years, but the cases identified around the world over the past two weeks are unusual because most of the patients did not have recent travel history to Nigeria or another country where the virus is usually found, according to McQuiston.
The smallpox vaccine appears to be about 85% effective at preventing monkeypox, based on research in Africa, according to the CDC. The U.S. has a stockpile of 100 million doses of an older generation vaccine called ACAM2000 that is approved by the Food and Drug Administration for people at high risk of smallpox, according to McQuiston. However, the vaccine can have significant side effects and any decision to use it widely would require serious discussion, she said.
The U.S. also has more than 1,000 available doses of a vaccine called Jynneos that is FDA approved for people ages 18 and older at high risk of monkeypox or smallpox. It is administered as two shots and doesn't have the same risk of severe side effects. McQuiston said the number of doses should increase quickly in the coming weeks as the vaccine maker boosts production.
"We are hoping to maximize vaccine distribution to those that we know would benefit from it, so those are people who have had contact with a known monkeypox patient, health-care workers, very close personal contacts and those in particular who might be at high risk for severe disease," McQuiston said.
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/23/cdc-...ommunity-.html
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Re: Planet of the Apes - Monkeypox -
05-27-2022, 07:40 AM
There's another one to look out for too: Simian Foamy Virus (who actually thinks up these names?) anyway it's all ready to "mutate" but which category of sinner will be targeted by God, in this case, has yet to be announced. Very little imagination is required for a pretty good guess though.
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The virus is able to cross over into humans, although it is not currently known to be pathogenic in humans. Any person who works with the bodily fluids of nonhuman primates in institutions such as animal sanctuaries, zoos, or medical research institutions is at risk for SFV; however, the long-term effects of this virus are unknown. Because SFV is a retrovirus, high levels of mutation and recombination are expected, making the spread of the virus harder to control should it mutate into a pathogenic strain. Moreover, since both SFV and HIV are retroviruses, SFV is a good model to study
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https://microbewiki.kenyon.edu/index...an_foamy_virus
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Re: Planet of the Apes - Monkeypox -
05-27-2022, 10:17 AM
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Any person who works with the bodily fluids of nonhuman primates ... is at risk
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I think we all know the solution, don't we? If God had intended us to do this, He would never have given us Leviticus 20:15, which covers it most specifically: And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
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Re: Planet of the Apes - Monkeypox -
05-27-2022, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
I think we all know the solution, don't we? If God had intended us to do this, He would never have given us Leviticus 20:15, which covers it most specifically:And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
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If only the CDC and other high minded government agencies would read the Bible these health problems would be quickly resolved. "Monkeypox" is the perfect name for a disease spread by homerism.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Planet of the Apes - Monkeypox -
05-27-2022, 07:04 PM
GRID came from Africans having sexual intercourse with monkeys too. Next they'll be telling us the monkeypox has evolved into humanpox. I can only hope that Fauci chooses to do nothing like he did with the last fag plague (GRID, more commonly known by the politically correct "AIDS"). Maybe the kweers should sue the nation of Africa every time their perverted monkey sex gets a bunch of American homers killed. How's that for a butterfly effect?
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Re: Planet of the Apes - Monkeypox -
05-28-2022, 11:05 AM
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butterfly effect?
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From earlier quotes: the idea that "anyone" something-or-other is true in a sense. The statistical effect of a single butterfly is negligible; presumably that means less than "noise" in any given model. Noise could be the echo of one's voice against a cliff. Sure, your voice excites the air. And sure, it hits the cliff and bounces back – so you can hear your echo. But even between two cliffs (or worse, in a cave) your voice is below any threshold required for a tornado to be generated. Butterflies' wings are far less energetic than that, so even less happens than when you shout out across echo point.
In the same way, if I open a vein and pour in some leprosy, yes, I could get leprosy. Otherwise the likelihood is so remote as to not be worth considering. It's there I suppose, much like the cumulative effect of rustling leaves echoing off a cliff: below the level of noise. Sneezing because I sniffed a rose someone had used as an ashtray, by way of contrast, is an actual possibility. No doubt next we'll be told a hybrid ˝ cigar ˝ rose virus is on the cards or ˝ monkey-pox ˝ the hives is looming. I've never seen anyone with the hives but the expression "going like a 1 armed paper hanger with the hives" gives a good approximation. Imagine if in addition to having the hives and 1 arm he was also ˝ monkey!
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Re: Planet of the Apes - Monkeypox -
08-15-2022, 07:49 PM
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OMG, you're right! They might have been doing gay things!
Which, if you don't rely on some Stone Age guide to morality, is nothing to get upset about, unless you're just some ignorant, hypocritical H8r.
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Re: Planet of the Apes - Monkeypox -
08-15-2022, 09:14 PM
The Pox is spread by touching a homosexual. Normal people can get the sickness if they are raped or otherwise touched by a homosexual, but they cannot spread it to others (reverse carriers, basically). The solution to the Faggotpox is to repeal Lawrence v. Texas and institute capital punishment for sodomy, cross dressing, or otherwise being a queer.
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Re: Planet of the Apes - Monkeypox -
08-15-2022, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
The Pox is spread by touching a homosexual. Normal people can get the sickness if they are raped or otherwise touched by a homosexual, but they cannot spread it to others (reverse carriers, basically). The solution to the Faggotpox is to repeal Lawrence v. Texas and institute capital punishment for sodomy, cross dressing, or otherwise being a queer.
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