[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

Dear Friends,

There have been huge successes by the Tea Party Express. Like the stunning victory of Christine O'Donnell. Replacing a communist RINO with a solid, smart and reliable Christian politician. Also Glenn Beck's Rally to Restore Honor and Sanity gathered half a million Americans. So with God's help, America is clearly on the right track again! "The things which are impossible with men are possible with God." (Luke 18:27)

But we are not there yet friends! Catholics, Negros, atheists or whatever communists are called today are working on a counter strike. And the worst of them all, Oprah Winfrey, just started plugging Jon Stewart's Rally for Insanity! The Stewart–Colbert rallies are two competing events planned to occur on October 30, 2010 on the National Mall in Washington, D.C.: the "Rally to Restore Insanity", hosted by Jon Stewart, and the "March to Keep Gay Porn Alive", led by Stephen Colbert. Let's all make sure no one goes to any of these insane rallies! "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman." (2nd Chronicles 15:13)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

I'm surprised by Stephen Colbert. Apparently he has been a RINO all along. I've watched his show a couple times, and he's made some great political points, but the sad thing is the audience laughs at him for saying them. I think he finally succumbed to the peer pressure and became a God-hating liberal. Very sad.

After all, this was the man who once said: "George W. Bush. Great president or greatest president?".

[GodIsAlmighty]

To think I was so excited about Stephen Colbert's rally! What a lie! I always thought the laughs from the audience were in agreement with him!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I've never heard of Steven Colbert. Oprah Winfrey I know is a demon-worshiping negress who heads a cult of some kind.

[Nobar King]

It's the day before halloween and a Saturday night. I predict the audience will be full of drunken clowns, witches, furries and other assorted beasts of the night. Not a safe place for a True Christian.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

After all, this was the man who once said: "George W. Bush. Great president or greatest president?".

That IS pretty funny. I mean, who would actually debate it?

[GodIsAlmighty]

Originally Posted by Trent Harvey, Jr.

That IS pretty funny. I mean, who would actually debate it?

I don't know. I bet some liberals would say he was only a great president, not the greatest.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Trent Harvey, Jr.

That IS pretty funny. I mean, who would actually debate it?

Yes that is like trying to claim Ronald Reagen wasn't a Founding Father of this Country.

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

Dear Friends,

This Oprah Winfrey person is an even bigger problem than I anticipated. There are now even people who think she is God!

Stewart got a boost when the fourth person of the Holy Trinity, Oprah Winfrey, tweeted: "I think Jon Stewart's on to something. Rally to Restore Insanity. Would you consider going? Oct 30, 2010?"

I suppose we can find comfort in knowing God will kill Oprah for this as the Bible says: "But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die." (Deuteronomy 18:20)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[Priest John Parker]

Where there is the most good there is also the most evil. You people are that great evil. You hide behind a book of faith and say everyone else is going to hell. As stated above you have Quoted a passage "But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak (Deuteronomy 18:20). I have read posts from you and you sir speak as thought you speak to god. You all sit there on your towers of corruption and don’t even realize the truth words in the bible. Yet I forgive you and love you. Please read the bible again and don’t look for your answers look for gods.

Btw Jon Stewart is a comedian stop taking him seriously because he clearly doesnt.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Priest John Parker

Where there is the most good there is also the most evil. You people are that great evil. You hide behind a book of faith . . .

Oh, no, no, no Padre. We do NOT hide behind a book of faith. And we have indeed realized the true words of the Bible.

Those of us here at LBC who have studied the Bible and searched its depths and opened our minds to its words came to the conclusion that presenting its words to a deluded world was a calling of the highest order.

It is our great love of humankind and concern for the troubled path down which the world seems to be headed that bring us here day after day.

We put up with the most juvenile jerks, the most asinine, arrogant, donkey-holes and the most blind believers on the Internet.

We try to get them to see, really see, the Bible and to take its message seriously.

We get self-described Christians who insist that Jesus was some sort of peace, love, and protect the environment hippie; self-described evangelical types who don't have integrity to give God the proper portion of their wealth and who brazenly allow women to preach in their churches in direct violation of the Biblical authority they claim to accept; and stupid, stupid, so-called demon-lovers who like to taunt the True Christians with avatars showing pretty girls because they think that it is a form of flirting.

There are days when I have to slog through all the murky mentality and self-indulgent crap that the babies can't keep in their diapers and I wonder why I should bother.

So many of them don't seem to want to learn anything. Others don't seem capable of learning anything. They can't even frame an intelligent question and they are oblivious to the answers staring them in the face.

Don't you dare accuse me of hiding behind a book of faith. I understand the joys and sacrifices of faith. I understand the Bible. What I do not understand is why so many other people do not take the time to read its actual words and realize why it has changed the world so significantly.


Offendedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Priest John Parker

Where there is the most good there is also the most evil. You people are that great evil. You hide behind a book of faith and say everyone else is going to hell. As stated above you have Quoted a passage "But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak (Deuteronomy 18:20). I have read posts from you and you sir speak as thought you speak to god. You all sit there on your towers of corruption and don’t even realize the truth words in the bible. Yet I forgive you and love you. Please read the bible again and don’t look for your answers look for gods.

Btw Jon Stewart is a comedian stop taking him seriously because he clearly doesnt.

Thank you for persecuting us, Godhating heathen.

Matthew 5:10-11 10Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:

But why do you have to spit in Baby Jesus' eye? What did He ever do to you?

[Caitlin in Christ]

Oprah Winfrey doesn't play in my house and my family doesn't watch that trash. I find it sad that she is being allowed to corrupt so many young minds with so many ridiculous ideas sure to send them straight to the fires of hell. I had in the past sent concerned letters to the channels playing her trash in question. The subject material she plays is cultish in general

[Phebe Carlyle]

Originally Posted by GodIsAlmighty

To think I was so excited about Stephen Colbert's rally! What a lie! I always thought the laughs from the audience were in agreement with him!

That Stephen Colbert, I think is a joo, so it does not surprise me one little bit that he would be up for these Liebral Shinanigans. No wonder he is friends with that Jon Stewart.

They tend to travel in packs with their "colors" (those skull caps) and go out of their way to wreak havoc whenever the opportunity arises.

As for that uppity nigra - Okra - well she tends to think she IS God!

She is the cause of MUCH of America's downfall - she DID endorse Obama after all.

I saw a sign for a movie the other day " Eat Pray Love" - it was written from a book she endorsed. I thought it would be ok, considering pray is in the title, but low and behold, it is just about some middle-aged whore who ups and leaves her husband, so she can explore the world and "herself". I for one don't want to see her self exploration, let alone the battery operated gadgetry she uses, no matter what country she is feeling herself up in.

I am suitably appalled.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[ExGay Alex]

Sister Phebe, Oprah endorsed that filthy book which turned into a totally Satanic movie in which every single character, without exception is:

* a negroid (her "agent")
* a slut (her, her friend in Italy, her unwed mother friend in Bali)
* a Catholic (all the Italians bar none, her Brazilian boyfriend in Bali)
* a homosexual (first husband, like we can't tell; boyfriend in Bali who kisses young man very passionately on lips (ugh)!), or
* a believer in a false religion (guru and everyone bar none at the Indian "ashram", guru in Bali and his other cult followers).

Nowhere except in the cast of Glee (don't even get me started on that veritable constellation of whores, homers, and cripples) have I seen so many sinners in one entertainment program. It violates about 57 Bible verses and I thank God in his merciful heaven that I have not seen it but only heard about it from friends.

Oprah has long endorsed Satanic books and movies and this "Eat (Mary-worshiper food), Pray (to false gods), Love (anybody and everybody like a rabbit in heat)" is no exception.

No surprise that she jumps on this Insanity Rally nonsense.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Priest John Parker

Where there is the most good there is also the most evil.

What a lot of tosh. Does that mean that Heaven's full of evil?

You people are that great evil. You hide behind a book of faith and say everyone else is going to hell. As stated above you have Quoted a passage "But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak (Deuteronomy 18:20). I have read posts from you and you sir speak as thought you speak to god.

That's because we do.

You all sit there on your towers of corruption

Towers of corruption? What? I'm just sitting on a swivel chair. It's not even that great a chair. It doesn't even have arm supports. If we're so corrupt, how come I don't get arm-rests?

and don’t even realize the truth words in the bible.

What truth words in the Bible do we not realise? Please enlighten us as to what we're missing.

Btw Jon Stewart is a comedian stop taking him seriously because he clearly doesnt.

Yes, he's "just a comedian". The same way that Jesse "The Body" Ventura was "just a wrestler turned movie star", Michael Moore is "just a director" and Hitler was "just a painter".

[caligirl]

Thank you to all you True Christians who are providing us with ample reasons of why I and hundreds of thousands of other people around the globe are attending rallies to restore sanity. We cannot thank you enough.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Phebe Carlyle

That Stephen Colbert, I think is a joo, so it does not surprise me one little bit that he would be up for these Liebral Shinanigans. No wonder he is friends with that Jon Stewart.

Colbert is Irish. His ancestors were ousted by the English, so he has a problem with authority.


Except probably when it comes to bowing down (or bending over) to priests.



Informatively Yours,

Handmaiden

[Ksevio]

Originally Posted by Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

This Oprah Winfrey person is an even bigger problem than I anticipated.

But I hear she lost some weight!

[BelieverInGod]

From what I understand, only 7 people showed up. A friend sent this to me.

Fox News Estimates Jon Stewart’s Crowd at Seven People

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – The Fox News Channel reported today that the turnout for Jon Stewart’s “Rally to Restore Sanity” was underwhelming at best, with Fox sources estimating the total turnout at seven people.
“Our total count includes Stewart, [Stephen] Colbert, and what appear to be a few of their friends and relatives,” said Fox anchor Shepard Smith. “This has to be a smaller crowd than they were expecting.”
But immediately after Fox broadcast what it described as “live coverage” of the rally showing a nearly-deserted National Mall, viewers began to point out irregularities in the images being shown.
First of all, one viewer noticed that the live coverage of the rally was actually being broadcast a full twelve hours before the rally began.
Second, an expert identified the supposedly “live footage” of today’s rally as file footage from a Sunday in 1997 when the Mall was completely shut down for reseeding.
Even in the face of such evidence, Fox stood by its story, with Fox host Glenn Beck pointing out that the seven people in attendance were “largely elitists.”
“I was struck by how many correctly spelled signs there were,” Mr. Beck said. “That’s not my America.”