[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Felicity

My father says Canada is not worth the effort.

Oh, Felicity, I didn't know you were still out and about what with the

Anyway, thanks for volunteering to be my luggage-lifter on my next trip to Thailand. Make sure to pack a hot-pad or whatever in case you get sore.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Anyway, thanks for volunteering to be my luggage-lifter on my next trip to Thailand. Make sure to pack a hot-pad or whatever in case you get sore.

Hey! You KNEW I'm looking everywhere for a job! I'm in great shape, I spent all last summer pushing around all my property in a shopping cart, and that's a lot harder than it looks. I don't care how big your luggage is, or how often you want it lifted, if you want it lifted fast fast fast with no warning at all, or where you want to put the luggage next, or if you want me to lift a friend's luggage also, or even both of you at the same time

Oh, I think I understand now. I just don't have the physique for the job, right?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Felicity, I know you've read this thread, so don't pretend you didn't hear me. It's hard to find repectable jobs in today's economy, and girl your age has to have only good things on the resume. I can keep your reputation pure.

PS, entirely unrelated, but the security detail found a photo of you floating around. Here's the cropped version, as for the full one, well, let's just say it shows some pimples.

PPS remember that you are a role model to all the younger girls, and that a girl's job is to keep her reputation pure and unblemished, by any means necessary, AT ANY COST. Talk spreads fast in small town realAmerica.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

What THAT photo? Easily explained. It was "dress like a caveman" day at the Creation Science Museam and she tripped on a unicorn horn, but luckily landed on the bed from the Song of Solomon.

Scandal closed, now HIRE ME! You may not be used to me, but don't knock it if you haven't tried it. I've needed my own luggage lifted, so I know exactly how a traveler likes his luggage lifted.

[Bobby-Joe]

Well I for one would like to the first one to congratulate Felicity for her new job serving under Jeb. I am sure she fit right in in Thailand.

[Felicity]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Anyway, thanks for volunteering to be my luggage-lifter on my next trip to Thailand.

You're welcome! My father says it is good to see the world under firm guidance from a good True Christian™ like you!

[Sally Paulson]

Jeb, I have studied the photo closely and have uncovered shocking evidence of delinquency. Look closer, you'll see it too.

Don't you see it? Two-tone nail polish! That's the road to trampdom right there!

1 Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array

Sorry Felicity, no Thailand for you, you're going to be in tough-love bootcamp until you've learned to stop offending the allmighty's fashion sense.

[gary_lineker_84-85]

I once had a friend off me a very handsome paying position lifting his shirts. Unfortunately I had to turn down the role due to the amount of travelling involved but I sincerely hope it all goes weel with your new job

[RogerLockless]

That sounds like fun =]
Have a wonderful trip in Thailand

[Felicity]

Thank you!

[worshiper29]

I'm wishing you the best on your trip, Felicity!

[RogerLockless]

If you guys don't mind me being nosy, what art thou going to Thailand for?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by RogerLockless

If you guys don't mind me being nosy, what art thou going to Thailand for?

To witness in the love of Jesus Christ and teach the Truth. Those slopes are known to worship false stone idols.

Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."

In Christ

[wait_what]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

To witness in the love of Jesus Christ and teach the Truth. Those slopes are known to worship false stone idols.

Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."

In Christ

A worthy cause indeed. Don't forget all of the adultery and sodomy there.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by wait_what

Don't forget all of the adultery and sodomy there.

AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?!?!

[wait_what]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?!?!

I am not implying anything. I was merely suggesting more missionary work that can be done.

I would never question the integrity of a True Christian. I know better.

[MisterM]

Originally Posted by wait_what

A worthy cause indeed. Don't forget all of the adultery and sodomy there.

I always look for it when I visit Thailand. Good ground to put semen of faith (I hope my Eskimo sayings translate ok to American).