[James Hutchins]

I was assigned the 5AM to 7AM (Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday) time slot and had my credit card debited for the connection donation however the IP address I was given does not work. I know my camera works as well as my microphone. Who should I contact? I PM'd Tassilio Grootmaak but have not heard back from him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

I was assigned the 5AM to 7AM (Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday) time slot and had my credit card debited for the connection donation however the IP address I was given does not work. I know my camera works as well as my microphone. Who should I contact? I PM'd Tassilio Grootmaak but have not heard back from him.

He doesn't know about Project Habakkuk yet, does he?

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

He doesn't know about Project Habakkuk yet, does he?

I do not know, I was never read in on all the participants. I only know the part applicable to my cellmens prayer circle..

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

I was assigned the 5AM to 7AM (Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday) time slot and had my credit card debited for the connection donation however the IP address I was given does not work. I know my camera works as well as my microphone. Who should I contact? I PM'd Tassilio Grootmaak but have not heard back from him.

No, the IP address is fine. Our debit system was down yesterday. I double-checked and your donation went through, so now you should be able to view the cameras from your preferred timeslots.

[James Hutchins]

Just wanted to thank you guys for the follow up. I was able to do my job successfully yesterday and have burned copies on DVD's. I will be forwarding them to the Pastors, Reverends, The Church Deconess, Mayor J. J. Hold, Ofc. Richards and The Honorable HTannor for review.

[Felicity]

I feel a lot safer now that our house and Church are protected against terrorists!

[Redeemed Papist]

Has any lesbian activity been spotted in the toilets?

PM me any details of coverage so I can warn my wife who to avoid.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

Has any lesbian activity been spotted in the toilets?

PM me any details of coverage so I can warn my wife who to avoid.

Friend,

You don't even live in Freehold and neither does your wife. How would this information even be relevant to you?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Friend,

You don't even live in Freehold and neither does your wife. How would this information even be relevant to you?

Perhaps he is afraid of another cyber sex incident in the women's forum. I hear you can get AIDS doing that, or even just from deleting the posts afterwards, if you forget to turn on your pop up blocker.

[HTannor]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Just wanted to thank you guys for the follow up. I was able to do my job successfully yesterday and have burned copies on DVD's. I will be forwarding them to the Pastors, Reverends, The Church Deconess, Mayor J. J. Hold, Ofc. Richards and The Honorable HTannor for review.

I certainly hope the DVDs will be in Blu-Ray so I can closely inspect the users of the facilities for any potential terrorist threats.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Friend,

You don't even live in Freehold and neither does your wife. How would this information even be relevant to you?

It's becoming more and more common for the lesbian sexual predator to seduce women online. There are, I am led to believe, whole web sites dedicated to such things and the watching of their activities. Should I one day allow my wife to go online here I would not want her to befriend such a one while swapping pie recipes.

[HTannor]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

........There are, I am led to believe, whole web sites dedicated to such things and the watching of their activities.....

And just how did your discover these sites?

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by HTannor

And just how did your discover these sites?

I am ashamed to confess that I was naive once with an email I received that offered to direct me to views of "beautiful love between young women displayed for your pleasure."

I expected there to be recipes and women playing gentle games together in their breaks from sewing. Imagine my horror!

[Lycia The Repentant]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

There are, I am led to believe, whole web sites dedicated to such things and the watching of their activities.

Disgusting! I know it is a well-known fact that we women are insatiable harlots without Jesus in our lives (see Proverbs 30:15-16 for an explanation), but what kind of monster would actually want to look at a woman in a bathroom stall, lezbean or otherwise?

That's why I'm glad this new anti-terror initiative is being spearheaded by the the LBC security team and the Landover pastors. I feel safe in the knowledge that its impossible such Godly men could ever be aroused by those disgusting images, and are only subjecting themselves to it for the security of our fine nation.

Also, apologies to whoever was protecting my freedom by surveilling the third stall from the right in the Ladies' bathroom near the Salvation Shop at roughly 11:15 AM on Sunday morning. In the future I'll be doing my part for America by not eating a bucket of fried chicken all by myself on Saturday nights.

[Bible Student]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Ladies, this last week we installed 1080p HD Security Cameras in the women's bathrooms in the Main Hall, Auditorium Extension, Bible Center, and the business offices for our church. There was a minor brouhaha by pushy, loud-mouthed broads who complained about "lack of privacy" and "possible sexual exploitation". While it is giving up some essential liberties, we must remember the inspired words of American patriot Benjamin Franklin who said "It is absolutely necessary to give up all your freedom for your security, so that you may have both."

You cannot be free without giving up all your rights!

In these days of terrorism, we need to be on guard. How do we know Al-Qaeda won't infiltrate our church, and go into the ladies' bathroom and set off a bomb? What if depraved lesbian acts were happening in the stalls? Should we sit back idly and let these crimes take place? NO!

So, we have installed HD Security Cameras not only inside the restrooms, but inside the stalls themselves. Rest assured that only a select few, trusted individuals will be able to see these cameras and videos, like myself, Pastor Ezekiel, Pastor William Nathaniel Sampon, all senior pastors, all junior pastors, all associate pastors, all deacons, camera maintenance engineers, security chief Bobby-Joe, and all security officers, both full-time and part-time.

I would also like to squash the unfounded rumor that I will be selling videos of the Landover Lady of your choice in various bathroom sessions for only $19.95. Oh, and they say I take cash, check, or VISA/MasterCard (no American Express). This is completely untrue and if you don't believe me, send me a private message or call my private cell for further details on why this rumor isn't true.

Rev. Jim, not only were you able to make a public announcement interesting, you also managed to sneak in a valuable history lesson about our wise forefather, Benjamin Franklin. I don't know how you manage to do that time and again.

[KittyKat]

Sounds liek a brilliant idea, my dad was thinking of doing this at our church, to be extra safe and secure