[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Fill in the blank game!

Be sure to provide an example for the adjective you choose.

For example, I could say, "Rick Perry is so memorable, even HE forgot his own platform!" Then, I'd show this video of Perry . . . well, forgetting his own platform:

Who's next?

[HTannor]

Rick Perry is so very.....Texan.


(what's an adjective?)




.

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Rick Perry is so very sexy!!

[Dan U. Holier]

…ONE OF US!

Such kind of totally irrelevant misshaps happen to all of us sometimes, right? Last time I forgot to buy lubricant in the local shop*. Don't we all want a cool, personable guy in the White House? He wants to cut expenses on needless stuff like public edumacation and such; isn't that all that matters? C’mon, who could remember all those pesky gobermint agencies, what else pronounce their fancy schmancy names?

*Edit: I meant firearms lubricant in the local gun shop!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

That's because the press played the gotcha game they perfected with Palin. Notice how the lamestream media announcer brazenly asks Perry about his platform. Everyone knows what it is so Perry was left speechless.

That was just a liberal hit on Perry

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

. . . FUNNY!

Just look how well Perry connects with his audience by using humor in this hilarious speech, where he imitates George W. Bush before that RINO gave up the booze and the blow!

[Proud Faroese]

...so much better than the unGodly mormon Mitt Romney

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Proud Faroese

...so much better than the unGodly mormon Mitt Romney

OVEN! MITT! ROMNEY!

[Free Market Fred]

There is absolutely no need for Rick Perry or any other Republican candidate to have a platform. After the swearing-in ceremony on January 21, 2012, my company along with a few other Wall Street banks will still be running the country, much as we always have. The President's job is strictly public relations.

The only reason we stage these elections in the first place is to keep the public preoccupied fighting with each other, so they don't know who their real masters are. Bread and circuses is all we need to maintain corporate rule.


Rick Perry, on the issues

Well, these days there's a lot less bread, but a lot more circuses. However, with our advanced military technology, there's no chance of the peasants successfully storming the Bastille. Marie Antoinette would still be running her bakery if King Louis had had Predator Drones.


Our mercenary forces getting ready to De-occupy Wall Street

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Originally Posted by SUV

OVEN! MITT! ROMNEY!

As if being a Mormon wasn't bad enough—now he's a Jew?

[Proud Faroese]

So, basicially, Mitt Romney is a Christ-killer mormon?!
Its even worse than i thought

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Rick Perry is so very . . . done.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epo...tion-1452.html

He presently averages 9.9% in the polls, behind Mitt "I think I'll become god of my own planet when I die" Romney, Hormone Cain, and Newt "Mary, Full of Grace" Gingrinch!

How could the Lord let someone who so loves Him fail so spectacularly?

Sometimes His Judgment is so difficult to comprehend.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Rick Perry is so very . . . done.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epo...tion-1452.html

He presently averages 9.9% in the polls, behind Mitt "I think I'll become god of my own planet when I die" Romney, Hormone Cain, and Newt "Mary, Full of Grace" Gingrinch!

How could the Lord let someone who so loves Him fail so spectacularly?

Sometimes His Judgment is so difficult to comprehend.

I wouldn't fret about it. Do note Mittens never breaks 25% on any poll, so the contest is really between Cain, Newt and Perry. The REAL voters (as in white, male, Baptist, Republican) aren't fooled by the Lame Stream Media.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

...much like president Bush.