[Cutman]

Hay guise,

I am a homosexual. I like kissing boys. I cut my wrists everyday because God tells me to do it, it's the voices in my head. I <3 to bleed on everything when I cut my wrists, it's satisfying. I have scene hair, and I'm a scene kid. I <3 all you men out there. */slyce* Oh wow, it's a gusher fellas.

[madguitarist]

If you're gonna cut yourself, then do it right. Not down the highway. Not across the train tracks. Straight through the jugular. If you're not gonna be a decent human being, then at least commit suicide right.

My theory is that emo kids, aren't smart enough to effectively kill themselves, so they just pretend like they could if they wanted to. Either way, I look at them with the same disdain as people who actually commit suicide. Stop being foolish, and find God.

[Justina Thyme]

Hello, Cutman, and welcome to Landover Baptist Church. After you have bound up your wrist, please take a moment to review the following list. If any of the items on it are in your possession, I strongly urge that you rid yourself of them immediately:

American Indian artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.), carvings, pictures
East Indian items
Paisley pattern on anything
Items from other countries, especially Africa, China, Japan
Statues/pictures of false gods/goddesses (Buddha, Krishna, et al.)
Frogs, owls, hearts, unicorns, angels, dolphins, rainbows, dragons, horseshoes
Dolls and stuffed animals (dolls originated in voodoo)
Items of clothing named after pagan idols or gods/goddesses (e.g., Nike is a Greek goddess)
Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities
Some items passed down from ancestors (the ancestor may have been cursed)
Shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm
Any items used in witchcraft
The Book of Mormon
The Satanic Bible
Any "Christian" bible other than the English King James Version 1611 (KJV1611)
Books on other religions
Rock and roll music, jazz music, etc.
Flamingos, sundials, books/tapes from false (i.e., non-Deliverance) religions
Ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns (cornutos)
Stars, wishbones, incense, fleurs-de-lis

Thank you, and I hope your time with us is blessed.

[Cutman]

Originally Posted by madguitarist

If you're gonna cut yourself, then do it right. Not down the highway. Not across the train tracks. Straight through the jugular. If you're not gonna be a decent human being, then at least commit suicide right.

My theory is that emo kids, aren't smart enough to effectively kill themselves, so they just pretend like they could if they wanted to. Either way, I look at them with the same disdain as people who actually commit suicide. Stop being foolish, and find God.

I love going down the highway! =D A/S/L madguitarist?

[Baphomet]

Originally Posted by madguitarist

If you're gonna cut yourself, then do it right. Not down the highway. Not across the train tracks. Straight through the jugular. If you're not gonna be a decent human being, then at least commit suicide right.

My theory is that emo kids, aren't smart enough to effectively kill themselves, so they just pretend like they could if they wanted to. Either way, I look at them with the same disdain as people who actually commit suicide. Stop being foolish, and find God.

Praise Jebus!

[Cutman]

Originally Posted by Justina Thyme

Hello, Cutman, and welcome to Landover Baptist Church. After you have bound up your wrist, please take a moment to review the following list. If any of the items on it are in your possession, I strongly urge that you rid yourself of them immediately:

American Indian artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.), carvings, pictures
East Indian items
Paisley pattern on anything
Items from other countries, especially Africa, China, Japan
Statues/pictures of false gods/goddesses (Buddha, Krishna, et al.)
Frogs, owls, hearts, unicorns, angels, dolphins, rainbows, dragons, horseshoes
Dolls and stuffed animals (dolls originated in voodoo)
Items of clothing named after pagan idols or gods/goddesses (e.g., Nike is a Greek goddess)
Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities
Some items passed down from ancestors (the ancestor may have been cursed)
Shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm
Any items used in witchcraft
The Book of Mormon
The Satanic Bible
Any "Christian" bible other than the English King James Version 1611 (KJV1611)
Books on other religions
Rock and roll music, jazz music, etc.
Flamingos, sundials, books/tapes from false (i.e., non-Deliverance) religions
Ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns (cornutos)
Stars, wishbones, incense, fleurs-de-lis

Thank you, and I hope your time with us is blessed.

I have a Gay Bible, is that ok sweetie?

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by Cutman

Hay guise,

I am a homosexual. I like kissing boys. I cut my wrists everyday because God tells me to do it, it's the voices in my head. I <3 to bleed on everything when I cut my wrists, it's satisfying. I have scene hair, and I'm a scene kid. I <3 all you men out there. */slyce* Oh wow, it's a gusher fellas.

Sweet Baby Jesus! I assume you have never had a proper Christian spanking. No son of mine would dare to kiss a boy. And this cutting stuff is just a childish way to get attention. Ten licks from my favorite hairbrush per cut will take care of that problem!

[Cutman]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

Sweet Baby Jesus! I assume you have never had a proper Christian spanking. No son of mine would dare to kiss a boy. And this cutting stuff is just a childish way to get attention. Ten licks from my favorite hairbrush per cut will take care of that problem!

You play grab ass with your kids?! That's SOOOOOOO KEWL! My parents died of cancer by the way, when I was 7.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Cutman

You play grab ass with your kids?! That's SOOOOOOO KEWL! My parents died of cancer by the way, when I was 7.

What did you do that God was so angry with you that He killed your' parents?

Jesus loves you deeply friend, don't make Him kill more of your family.

[Cutman]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

What did you do that God was so angry with you that He killed your' parents?

Actually, Satan made them explode in Iraq while they were in the war.

[VictoryOS]

Originally Posted by Cutman

You play grab ass with your kids?! That's SOOOOOOO KEWL! My parents died of cancer by the way, when I was 7.

Both your parents died at the same time from cancer? Something tells me you're trying to make a mockery of Jesus' Love and Compassion.

[Cutman]

Originally Posted by VictoryOS

Both your parents died at the same time from cancer? Something tells me you're trying to make a mockery of Jesus' Love and Compassion.

I know right? It was a VEEEERRRY weird event.

[JimmyB]

Originally Posted by VictoryOS

Both your parents died at the same time from cancer? Something tells me you're trying to make a mockery of Jesus' Love and Compassion.

both my parents died too. my daddy died in iraq and my mum commited suicide. i live with foster parents and they are so dark. i am tryin to find jesus...

[VictoryOS]

Originally Posted by Cutman

I know right? It was a VEEEERRRY weird event.

Please tell us about it.

[Cutman]

My pastor touches me in the pants on Fridays and Sundays. Sundays are pretty CRAZY! He said I would lose my fag appeal if I let him. =D

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Cutman

My parents died of cancer by the way, when I was 7.

Originally Posted by Cutman

Actually, Satan made them explode in Iraq while they were in the war.

Hmmm... that takes the bisquit eh.

Mocking us gets you nowhere and upsets Baby Jesus friend.

Exodus 13:17
And it came to pass, when Pharaoh had let the people go, that God led them not through the way of the land of the Philistines, although that was near; for God said, Lest peradventure the people repent when they see war, and they return to Egypt:

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by JimmyB

i live with foster parents

So you are from Australia?

[Cutman]

Originally Posted by Cutman

I know right? It was a VEEEERRRY weird event.

Originally Posted by VictoryOS

Please tell us about it.

First my dad had pancreatic cancer, we don't know how he got it. He died first, he was in pain for 14 months. My mother then fell to cancer. My mother then died of lung cancer; she wasn't a smoker she got it from second hand smoke; her friends smoked a lot. She died 3 weeks after my dad. She was in pain for 12 months.

[JimmyB]

Originally Posted by Cutman

My pastor touches me in the pants on Fridays and Sundays. Sundays are pretty CRAZY! He said I would lose my fag appeal if I let him. =D

omg! same here! my foster parents make me go to a catholic church and the priest touches me! he told me if i told anyone i would go to hell!


and yes. wideopen. i am from australia.

[Cutman]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

Hmmm... that takes the bisquit eh.

Mocking us gets you nowhere and upsets Baby Jesus friend.

Exodus 13:17
And it came to pass, when Pharaoh had let the people go, that God led them not through the way of the land of the Philistines, although that was near; for God said, Lest peradventure the people repent when they see war, and they return to Egypt:

Cutting my wrists gets me down the highway. A/S/L Wide Open?