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Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-08-2020, 12:31 AM
We have the opportunity to correct an injustice. Chancellor Jerry Falwell Jr. was photographed with his zipper down and standing with a young woman not his wife. He has now been forced to take a leave from his post running Liberty University. Landover Baptist needs to step in and save him.
There are many explanations for this pictures. All of them make it a harmless moment caught on camera. One is the extreme heat that must have been in the area. Another is pants that were ill fitting. Yet another, zippers fail and sometimes cannot zip up.
Jerry said he was only pretending to be pregnant like the young woman he was standing next to. He thought at the time is was very funny. Now his family is without income.
I'm thinking we could have pressure put on the University by writing letters supporting Jerry. Another thing we could do is pass the hat and provide Jerry and family with food money.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-08-2020, 01:00 AM
Oh, there must be a mistake somewhere here, dear Brother Mayor Hold. Surely, this boils down to just a simple misunderstanding of the college administrators. Now, I've heard that the good Brother Falwell was just having a bit of harmless fun at a costume party. And why should he not enjoy some mirth once in a while? Goodness knows, he has more than enough worry from his responsibilities there. Oh, he probably thought it might relieve his stress to have a party, especially if he and his young friend dressed as the skipper and the movie star from that old television show from the 1960s:
Oh, I do remember a few months back when idle tongues had nothing better to do than to accuse him of relaxing too much with younger people. The attached photo made its rounds around the interwebs, but anybody can see that Mr. Falwell is only checking to ensure that work is being done properly, with everything being very neat and tidy, and that his employees are happy doing their work.
Proverbs 12:11 "He that tilleth his land shall be satisfied with bread: but he that followeth vain persons is void of understanding."
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-08-2020, 02:33 AM
"Idle tongues," such an appropriate phrase, Sister Isabella.
I looked up Jerry Jr.'s net worth on one of those celebrity pages. He is worth over $100 million. This is a man God has blessed with exceptional abilities. No wonder Satan's minions are circling and trying to take him down.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-08-2020, 02:55 AM
That woman with the wardrobe malfunction is wearing a wig. No one has hair like that. She might be a spy sent to entrap Brother Jerry with a false and fabricated story involving fornication and wine bibbing. She probably slipped up on him while he was changing his pants and just happened to have a photographer with her. Jerry Falwell is a good Christian man and I'm sure he has nothing but good intentions and attention to God's will on his mind.
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-08-2020, 07:30 AM
Jerry Falwell, Jr. is a deeply committed Christian and, moreover, a good and gentle man. What he once said about Donald Trump, “In my opinion, Donald Trump lives a life of loving and helping others as Jesus taught in the great commandment," applies with equal force to Mr. Falwell himself. And that's why the Devil is working so hard to lay this man of God low.
We should all join together to offer Mr. Falwell the very thing that I know he will treasure the most in this difficult time: our prayers.
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-08-2020, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
"Idle tongues," such an appropriate phrase, Sister Isabella. I looked up Jerry Jr.'s net worth on one of those celebrity pages. He is worth over $100 million. This is a man God has blessed with exceptional abilities. No wonder Satan's minions are circling and trying to take him down.
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Oh, for goodness sake! I had no idea that Mr. Falwell has that sort of money, dear Brother Mayor Hold, but I can't say that I'm surprised. Jerry's beloved father preached faithfully about the Gospel of the  for decades. The Reverend Falwell would have made sure that the people were faithful always in giving to  and, as promised within the  , the blessings from Heaven would have been very plentiful!
Malachi 3:10 "Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the Lord of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it."
It's no wonder the devil is working overtime to discredit and to destroy Jerry, Jr.!
I Peter 5:8 "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour".
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That woman with the wardrobe malfunction is wearing a wig. No one has hair like that. She might be a spy sent to entrap Brother Jerry with a false and fabricated story involving fornication and wine bibbing. She probably slipped up on him while he was changing his pants and just happened to have a photographer with her. Jerry Falwell is a good Christian man and I'm sure he has nothing but good intentions and attention to God's will on his mind.
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Oh, yes indeed, dear Brother Moss; I do think you are right here. That woman is nothing more than an agent of sin, sent from Satan himself to spy on dear Mr. Falwell. She's probably trying her best to lure him, being an obvious evil temptress, just so she can run back to the LIE-beral, fake news media and say all sorts of sordid things about this dear man of  . Why, she may even have slipped something unethical into his iced tea!
Mind you, none of this is unlike what our  -sent, beloved President Trump has experienced. How many "designing female" harlots have come forward to say that he was unfaithful to his wives wife? And, we can rejoice in knowing that our dear President is an ally to Mr. Falwell. I'm always so happy when I see the attached photo of them together, and I hope you will feel the same joy, Dear. I don't know the identity of the woman they're with, though, but I think she is most likely harmless, probably one of the secretaries in the office. One thing that I've never understood, though, is why they have highlighted that photo on the upper right. Was President Trump at one time involved in sports activities? Might this be a cover of a fitness magazine (similar to Sports Illustrated, Golfers Digest) that highlighted our President's physical fitness regime?
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-08-2020, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
One thing that I've never understood, though, is why they have highlighted that photo on the upper right. Was President Trump at one time involved in sports activities? Might this be a cover of a fitness magazine (similar to Sports Illustrated, Golfers Digest) that highlighted our President's physical fitness regime?
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Nobody can tell. President Trump has been on so many tremendous, beautiful magazine covers that he has lost count. Because Trump sells! He's a winner, and he only takes pictures with winners like Jerry Falwell, Jr.
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-08-2020, 07:44 PM
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Nobody can tell. President Trump has been on so many tremendous, beautiful magazine covers that he has lost count. Because Trump sells! He's a winner, and he only takes pictures with winners like Jerry Falwell, Jr.
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Oh, that you so very kindly for that much-needed reassurance, dear Brother Now; I do appreciate this. My thought was that since President Trump enjoys being out on the golf course to catch up on his physical fitness, then perhaps he was featured in one of the sports magazines. But, I must admit that I had never heard of "Play Boy" magazine, although I did think of the expression, "play ball!" from watching the baseball games on the television set. It's good to know that our beloved President is doing his best to stay in such good shape -- considering all of the stress he goes through from the endless attacks from the Demonrat detractors.
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-11-2020, 02:20 AM
I still can't believe that the liberals on the board of Liberty University have forced Mr. Falwell to take an indefinite leave of absence, but they haven't said word one to cast the blame where it truly belongs, on that harlot who was on the yacht with Falwell and tempted him to unbutton his trousers. This is one more example of the war on Christians.
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-11-2020, 05:06 AM
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why [have] they have highlighted that photo on the upper right. Was President Trump at one time involved in sports activities?
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Didn't he use to play cricket? . . I thought the arrow was pointing out the lady in the black & white dress. Perhaps she was accompanying him that day.
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-16-2020, 12:28 AM
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Didn't he use to play cricket? . . I thought the arrow was pointing out the lady in the black & white dress. Perhaps she was accompanying him that day.
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Oh, now, that is very possible that the lady was accompanying President Trump during a match of cricket, dear Sister Mitza. I've looked online for her identity, but I don't seem able to find this, and goodness knows I've looked for a photo of them playing the sport together. However, I do think that this photo below is of our beloved President Trump playing the sport a few years ago. Cricket. Dear me; such a funny name for a game!
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-16-2020, 03:05 PM
Our efforts to retain Brother Jerry's Presidency at Liberty is finally gaining some support. Here is a columnists who agrees with us.
https://www.christianpost.com/voice/...our-mercy.html
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-17-2020, 12:23 AM
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-17-2020, 02:01 AM
Sometimes these "incidents" are an indication that something more sinister is happening to Chancellor Jerry Falwell Jr. - like the LIEberal seed has taken hold.
Take for example socialist (communist) Senator Bernie Sanders was invited to visit to the school during his 2016 presidential campaign. More recently former LIEberal U.S. President Jimmy Carter (the worst US president before Obama) was invited for Commencement day.
I can almost guarantee that had either of these events happened here in Freehold the students at Landover Baptist University would have burned Marxist books and flags, scheduled massive protests, lit burning crosses, fomented massive civil unrest to prevent their speaking, and taken over the University's administration building - at the very least.
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-17-2020, 02:37 AM
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...I can almost guarantee that had either of these events happened here in Freehold the students at Landover Baptist University would have burned Marxist books and flags, scheduled massive protests, lit burning crosses, fomented massive civil unrest to prevent their speaking, and taken over the University's administration building - at the very least.
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-22-2020, 05:11 PM
I was excited to read that our work here at Landover Baptist is having an impact at Liberty University.
If you have been following events, several alumni and about 100 preachers from Liberty have signed petitions telling the Board of Directors to dump Brother Jerry permanently. We here at Landover pushed back. We told the Board the little issues raised about Jerry were Satan inspired. Jerry has brought in millions of dollars by offering accelerated degrees on line.
Praise Jesus, today the Board announced it has made no decision about Jerry's future. He remains on full salary. No doubt the Board members are reminding each other they were appointed by Jerry and owe him something for holding this prestigious Christian position.
As soon as he is reinstated lets all send him our best wishes for continued success.
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/0...versity-400136
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-25-2020, 12:12 AM
There is a rumor Brother Jerry resigned permanently. He says this is not true so we know it is not. This involves a pool attendant who had sex with Jerry's wife.
Friends, it is time to stop this gossiping about Jerry and his private life. Pictures of him on his yacht and sex by the pool does not help Jerry get back to his job. He needs to be giving a pass on all of this, it's called redemption, so he can get back to preventing cohabitation, gay sex and provocative female dresses at Liberty University.
https://www.npr.org/2020/08/24/90560...jAWLAlyC7m8L40
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-25-2020, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
There is a rumor Brother Jerry resigned permanently. He says this is not true so we know it is not. This involves a pool attendant who had sex with Jerry's wife.
Friends, it is time to stop this gossiping about Jerry and his private life. Pictures of him on his yacht and sex by the pool does not help Jerry get back to his job. He needs to be giving a pass on all of this, it's called redemption, so he can get back to preventing cohabitation, gay sex and provocative female dresses at Liberty University.
https://www.npr.org/2020/08/24/90560...jAWLAlyC7m8L40
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Oh, you are absolutely right here, dear Brother Mayor Hold. I must say, that this endless fascination with gossip about Mr. Falwell is just another part of the Demonrat agenda: they are trying to disgrace anybody who is supportive of the very fine work that is being done by our  -blessed President Trump.
So, all of this tittle-tattle should come as no surprise to us, as we have seen so much of it for years now. Why, not only does the gossip go beyond things that they write in those LIE-beral newspapers, but now they're also using computerized gimmickry to make suggestive photographs of dear Mr. Falwell, as you will see here:
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-25-2020, 07:35 PM
Dr. Falwell is proving he is a bigger man by forgiving his wifes sexual relations with some Florida pool boy. God would not want a man like him to stop spreading His Word™ just because his wife is a whore. Just think of how she could be shamed every Sunday, displaying with the Finest Stories Ever Told from the Bible® regarding sluttery.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un. -
08-25-2020, 10:56 PM
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Dr. Falwell is proving he is a bigger man by forgiving his wifes sexual relations with some Florida pool boy. God would not want a man like him to stop spreading His Word™ just because his wife is a whore. Just think of how she could be shamed every Sunday, displaying with the Finest Stories Ever Told from the Bible® regarding sluttery.
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Thomas Road Baptist Church in Lynchberg, VA, Jerry Jr.s' church, is sitting on a gold mine. Think of the crowds who would attend a SHAME service about Jerry Jr.'s wife. Maybe we could even charter a bus from Freehold so all of us could shout, "Shame, Shame."
I agree, Brother James, Jerry Jr. is handling this perfectly. He has resigned from Liberty University. But, he will soon make a triumphant return surrounded by beautiful women. A winner takes everything is sight.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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