[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Does this make sense or have I got it all wrong?

I mean, it's well-meaning but you have forgotten to account for ethnic status. I'm thinking of how many Mexicans live in a 1bed studio compared to decent white folk. There ought to be a cap based on Mexicans per square foot.

[MitzaLizalor]

I don't know much about Mexicans. Do they own the studio?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

This one's not the BBC but close (The Guardian). The "news" report:

It's been a strange trip. Four years ago, who would've thought Biden might win Iowa?
In 2016, Trump won the state by nine percentage points. Now it is in play – and a bellwether for the country

The facts:

Donald Trump 53.2%
Joe Biden 45%

It's proof all the liberal stream media are liars. Now back to the BBC.

[MitzaLizalor]

Christians do not lie.

[Basilissa]

I think it is time for the liberals to call the BBC racist and do whatever they do when the cancel someone or something.

"Buying a baby on the black market"? Really? Shouldn't it be "buying a baby on the African American market?"

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

This just in.

Covid patient plays violin to thank Utah hospital staff


"It was an overwhelming sense of peace," said nurse Ciara Sase, who treated Mr Wilhelmsen and arranged for his violin to be safely brought in.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Steaming fresh off the presses.

Gary Barlow: 'I'm not as confident as I was at 21'

"I'll be honest, I don't think I've got that kind of confidence anymore," says the [49 year old]

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

The vehicle that got a village smiling

Sick of seeing friends die from complications during pregnancy, a Nigerian woman hatched a brilliant but simple plan to make a difference.

SPOILER: it's a car.

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

SPOILER: it's a car.

In addition to being completely droll, this story fails to make the most important point. Nobody should try to ease the burdens of childbirth, because that is contrary to God's plan!

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. Genesis 3:16

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Exclusive!

Kate on children's 'horror' at her lockdown haircuts

The royal described home schooling as "exhausting" and admitted that her maths skills weren't entirely up to scratch.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

her maths math skills weren't entirely up to scratch

It's rather fortunate that she made a prosperous marriage then. Because as a rule, women who are unable to understand the sort of simple arithmetic one teaches to the under-8s end up as hairdressers or worse. And apparently she couldn't do that either.

Still, at least she wasn't reduced to whoring herself around cable TV networks. Her husband isn't ginger, and her future employment prospects as a state-funded smiler and waver are promising. All in all she has done pretty well.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

After solid 24/7 coverage following the death of celebrity husband and hospital regular Prince Philip, the BBC was inundated with complaints about interrupted programming. Their solution? Take down the complaint form.

BBC pulls Prince Philip online form after complaints hit peak

Ratings plummeted after decision to axe Friday night favourites following announcement of duke’s death

This was not enough for conservative pundit Ben Harris-Quinney, probably Baron or Viscount, who accused the BBC of "prompting a response" by having a complaints form. The BBC responded by whimpering to itself quietly and promising not to be such a bad broadcaster and to fly more Union Jacks.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

This was not enough for conservative pundit Ben Harris-Quinney, probably Baron or Viscount, who accused the BBC of "prompting a response" by having a complaints form.

Did he use the complaints form to complain about the complaints form?

[James Hutchins]

What I'd like to know is why the brits waited until now to announce the codgers death. Didn't he die years ago and they just kept him propped up on a broom stick like a mannequin?

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

What I'd like to know is why the brits waited until now to announce the codgers death. Didn't he die years ago and they just kept him propped up on a broom stick like a mannequin?

Oh, I think it may be possible that he had been stuffed away in some dusty, old room in the castle somewhere, in a state of preservation pickled nicely, to emerge at some point, to reclaim the spotlight from that Harry & Meghan situation that we've seen on that Winnifred Ophrey's show.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

After solid 24/7 coverage following the death of celebrity husband and hospital regular Prince Philip, the BBC was inundated with complaints about interrupted programming.

Mark my words, Brother Dr. Toole, Sir, there will be complaints galore after tomorrow's televised funeral for said dead prince. The miserable royals have only gone and ruined all the fun by ensuring that Prince Wiwyum (as his name is pronounced by the great unwashed) and the 'Arry formerly known as Prince will be kept apart, with some random cousin placed as a buffer between them.

The British public is, quite rightly, outraged by this - er - outrage. People of all classes except ours have stocked up on champagne, beer, caviar and whatever snacks poor people eat and cleared their busy schedules ready for the big fight. There has been brisk betting on the outcome, though people would do better to tithe the money, bearing in mind Proverbs 16:33: The lot is cast into the lap; but the whole disposing thereof is of the LORD.

I understand that William was the favorite to flatten his brother, being slightly taller and having a cooler head (I mean that metaphorically, though he does also have even less hair). But others argue that one should not discount Harry's sheer toddler-like rage, plus his terror of his wife's displeasure should he lose, and are convinced that as the dirtier fighter he would win. However, it looks as though the bread and circuses have been withdrawn from the public.

My younger children are busy perfecting their pronunciation of Vive la révolution!

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Mark my words, Brother Dr. Toole, Sir, there will be complaints galore after tomorrow's televised funeral for said dead prince.

But will there be tears? I am always surprised to see it when British people cry. It's like seeing an Italian calmly state their case. (With their hands carefully laid on the table or hanging still at their sides.)

Of course, The Prince has already been dispatched to wherever it is that Jesus wants him to be. The fellow did belong to a church with a woman as its head even though the Bible points out that no woman should be the head of any man.

I suppose all the Royal ladies will be wearing black and dainty, unimaginative hats, so I can see no worthwhile reason to tune in.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

But will there be tears?

That would just be embarrassing and lead the British to suspect fakery, i.e. that onions were involved.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

But will there be tears? I am always surprised to see it when British people cry.

Have the British people issued a public apology yet for that cringeworthy display of excessive grief after ex-princess Diana got offed? Stiff upper lip, my ass.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Have the British people issued a public apology yet for that cringeworthy display of excessive grief after ex-princess Diana got offed? Stiff upper lip, my ass.

Most of those shown snivelling outside the palace (where she didn't even live, having long since bolted) were tourists or oiks. Still, anything that kept them out of sensible people's way was welcome. I remember going on a shopping trip with my mom, and both Bond Street and Le Gavroche were deserted.