[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

I have a deal to offer to Numskull Nancy--name me Emporer of the Americas and I'll resign the Presidency immediately. I own property in Scotland, so I'm already a nobleman. Act now before some Other Country takes me up on this AMAZING OFFER!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

If you don't have the Votes to make me Emporer, how about this? You agree to refurnish every Federal Government Building with timeless, elegant pieces from the Trump Collection, and I'll walk. Believe me, I'll give you a great, great government discount, just like I do with the Secret Service suites at Mar-a-Lago.

[Dennis Lukes]

Mr. President, if Four Seasons Total Landscaping was good enough for a press conference, then might I be so bold as to suggest the Blood of Christ Motel for your inaugural ball as President-in-exile? One hotelier to another, it would be an excellent location with plenty of space for the all-important military parade. I understand that the US Military will not be available, but I'm sure all of the brave and loyal members of the MAGA Militia who haven't been tracked down by federal agents or already committed to gatecrashing Pretender Biden's faux-inauguration will be glad to attend.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Mr. President, if Four Seasons Total Landscaping was good enough for a press conference, then might I be so bold as to suggest the Blood of Christ Motel for your inaugural ball as President-in-exile? One hotelier to another, it would be an excellent location with plenty of space for the all-important military parade.

It is a kind Offer, and your Facilities are outstanding. But I'm leaning toward hosting the unaugural event at the Trump Asunción Hotel in Paraguay. I may be DETAINED there on business for a couple of Decades.

To the Whitehouse staff: everyone keeps coming into the Residence to tell me what to do. That's what I have Newsmax for, so this has to stop! Everyone OUT!!! These Men will stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Don't tell Sleepy Joe, but I had a Whoopie Cushion sewn into the Presidential Chair. He'll probably never even NOTICE!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Please call Nervous Nancy Pelosi on her Personal Mobile Number, 201-348-4900, and tell her that she is the World's UGLIEST woman. And that she's a Traitor who should not Impeech me.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by realDonaldTrump

Please call Nervous Nancy Pelosi on her Personal Mobile Number, 201-348-4900, and tell her that she is the World's UGLIEST woman. And that she's a Traitor who should not Impeech me.

I just called, but I didn't have the heart to call her the ugliest woman. At least she's not as fat as that BITCH Hillary. I did call her a nasty Catholic witch and described in detail some of the tortures she will face in Hell before she hung up on me.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Only TWO weeks of Winning left and I haven't had Enough of it yet. Many events on the Presidential schedule. For the next few days it correctly says I will be working from early in the morning until late at night. No rest For the wicked -- while Sleepy Joe is still dozing.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

OK, Donnie-boy. You need to know some basics:

1. This is MY forum. MY rules, MY Church. I'm in direct communicando with Jesus.
2. MY tithes.
3. Flint mansion: you can visit and we can do the slumber party again, but the houseboys remain out of your reach.
4. The septic tank IS within your reach and ONE trespass will have you cleaning it with Faith Machine.
5. The election is over. I have the pardon, ok, and I can give you the spiritual goods but you. Will. Follow. MY. Rules.
6. 2024 is gonna be MY year. The VP post remains a possibility for you if you behave.
7. Mrs. Trump will NOT redecorate the Flint mansion guest suite, nor will she visit it.
8. All your posts can and will be modified, deleted or infracted by me or MY pastors if necessary.
9. You will pay back the loan of 300,000,000 and I'll finally have my jet, AirForceEternal.
10. BUT you'll like it here if you obey, we'll use you in the same manner you were used before, just the way you enjoy.
11. These rules are your DEAL. Nothing to negotiate, capische?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Zeke - where have you been? Christ! Now this sounds like the same BS forms they Made me sign when I got Those loans. Yeah sure whatever. I'm the best on knowing the Bible and it says he who Wins the Presidency makes the Rules. Talk to Rudy and get him to sign off on it ($130k like last time OK?). Good to see you again.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

OK, Donnie-boy. You need to know some basics:

1. Mrs. Trump will NOT redecorate the Flint mansion guest suite, nor will she visit it.

Mrs. Trump? Zeke, my friend, you know my mother passed away many years ago. Useless woman! I always liked dad's Mistresses better.

Oh, now I get it. You're WAY ahead of me on the Melania thing.

And hey, would you mind going on TV to let people know what a Devoted, Pious Christian I am? Nobody's a better Christian than Donald Trump! It would really help me out of a Tight Spot right now.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by realDonaldTrump

Zeke - where have you been? Christ! Now this sounds like the same BS forms they Made me sign after I WON the Presidency. Yeah sure whatever. I'm the best on knowing the Bible and it says he who Wins the Presidency makes the Rules. Talk to Rudy and get him to sign off on it ($130k like last time OK?). Good to see you again.

Donnie-boy, are you claiming that you actually took the time to READ my post!? I don't think so nor expect. Don't exhaust yourself with the effort of reading, dear. . Anyways, my post was an announcement of the rules, not a form to sign. Nothing to see here, move along. Turn the telly on. The LBC security is under my command, as always. They will watch your every step, as always. We can and will use you and you'll love it, as always. The TENA adult nappies are distributed in the store next to the Mayor's office, as always.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Donnie-boy, are you claiming that you actually took the time to READ my post!? I don't think so nor expect.

What post? Talk to Rudy, he's my details guy -- the new Mike, remember that douchBeg? Heh heh, good times in t.. Look, I Am in on a Sweet deal with some Condos that I can't shift until... You know. The russians will Pay a fortune FOR these if we can move them Fast. I need to List them as LBC assets temporarily -- so when you speak to Rudy get him the account numbers.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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[Prayer Warrior]

It is amazing to have the President of the United States here! It's so sad that Joe Biden is going to steal your presidency. Things will not be the same without you in the oval office.

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

And don't forget the Supreme Court seat Mr. Trump has promised me.

I'm curious, why didn't you ever nominate Pastor Ezekiel to the Supreme court like he said you promised him? You had three chances!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Prayer Warrior

I'm curious, why didn't you ever nominate Pastor Ezekiel to the Supreme court like he said you promised him? You had three chances!

He was my 4th Choice. He's Next if he stays clean for the next 4 years.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

“Don’t get bent out of shape… There are still avenues,
We’re fighting with faith, and we’re fighting with courage.”

🇺🇸General Flynn

[Jim Farmer]

Originally Posted by realDonaldTrump

Based on both Media & Democrat Crazed and Irrational Hostility, we will no longer consider Trump National Doral, Miami, as the Site for the Alternative Inauguration of Myself as President.

We will begin the search for another Vice President, including the possibility of Judy Gilliani (America's MAYOR), immediately. Thank you!

I thought America's mayor was our very own Johny Joe Hold?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

I thought America's mayor was our very own Johny Joe Hold?

Talk to Rudy about personal details. He's laid it All out perfectly. The most Perfect layout. For me the Best mayor of the last 100 years is hands-down the-pants Sheriff Arpaio. I tried to appaint him AG (Attorney General) but was held Back -- by you know who.

Jim are you a Farmer by any chance? The rurals love Farmers, I figured that out myself. Easy, right? I need "A" number "2". As in "Amendments" and "Number 2" as in the second Amendment *WINK WINK*. Do you know Anyone reliable?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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