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Default Russia to Build ‘Migrant Village’ for Conservative American Expats - 05-11-2023, 07:03 PM

Due to the overwhelming liberal bias in the news, I've started reading The Moscow Times for important information. There's an article today welcoming US conservatives to enjoy rural life back in the Motherland.

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Timur Beslangurov, a migration lawyer at Moscow’s VISTA Foreign Business Support, claimed that “around 200 families” wish to emigrate to Russia for “ideological reasons.”
“The reason is propaganda of radical values: Today they have 70 genders, and who knows what will come next”
70 genders!! True comrades know there are only 3 genders: мужского, женского and среднего so American conservatives need not fear being oppressed by gender identification (just ignore среднего). I'm told nominal declension in six main cases – nominative, genitive, dative, accusative, instrumental and prepositional - is not so hard to pick up, and newcomers to East Slavic grammar can be forgiven for neglecting locative, partitive and vocative as well as the Old Russian dual, which has been lost except for its use in the nominative and accusative cases.

I'll let the endless possibilities of the Russian Steppe sell itself to potential patrons of this opportunity, who are called to serve the Marxist-Leninist agenda.
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Norilsk is one of the most remote towns on the planet, located deep in the northernmost parts of Siberia, within the Arctic Circle. The town faces year-round ice and snow, averaging 9 degrees Celsius in summer and dropping as low as -70 degrees in winter. During the seven months of winter, the sun doesn’t even come up at all – meaning it is dark 24 hours of the day.

The town was built during the 1930s as the site of a Gulag labour camp. Most of the housing blocks and main buildings were built by prisoners, who were forced to work all hours of the day in gruelling sub-zero temperatures. According to archives, it is estimated that 16,806 prisoners died under these cruel conditions, between the years of 1935-1956. Constructed in typical soviet style, the blocks today loom high above the permafrost, spaced out in perfect rows of brutalist grey concrete to act as a windbreak from the fierce winter winds.


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Default Re: Russia to Build ‘Migrant Village’ for Conservative American Expats - 05-15-2023, 09:13 PM

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Due to the overwhelming liberal bias in the news, I've started reading The Moscow Times for important information. There's an article today welcoming US conservatives to enjoy rural life back in the Motherland.
I'll let the endless possibilities of the Russian Steppe sell itself to potential patrons of this opportunity, who are called to serve the Marxist-Leninist agenda.
For True Christians who want to stay on the straight and narrow, this sounds like a great opportunity. The link says much of the city's social life is in caverns underground. What better way to keep atheists, liberals and harlots out of a True Christian church than to put it where no one knows it is there. Russians may see a lot of interest in that city.


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I'm looking into the possibility of opening a Siberian branch of the Blood of Christ Motel in Little America. I'm thinking that once the community is up and running, there will be all kinds of visitors from family and friends to foreign media to far right luminaries, and visitors need lodgings (Matthew 21:17). That is, of course, unless President Trump decides to build a hotel there. Who could possibility compete with The Donald? If you answer "Joe Biden" you will be banned from this forum.


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Default Re: Russia to Build ‘Migrant Village’ for Conservative American Expats - 05-15-2023, 11:38 PM

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...The link says much of the city's social life is in caverns underground...
Perfect protection from the Jewish space lasers.


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Default Re: Russia to Build ‘Migrant Village’ for Conservative American Expats - 05-16-2023, 01:56 PM

Russians are just weird, to be honest. But I do appreciate how much they allow guns. I think it would be great if we had so much gun access in America. If we had 3 massive dudes holding a gun outside my church, I would feel more comfortable praising God. Especially because I would know that none of those Blue Haired Harlots would be walking onto my pew.
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Default Re: Russia to Build ‘Migrant Village’ for Conservative American Expats - 05-16-2023, 05:14 PM

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Yes they're strange, but remember Galatians 3:28. Russia is the only country so far with the balls to take the fight directly to the Globohomo Zionist NWO through open warfare. They have earned your respect for that, if nothing else.


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Default Re: Russia to Build ‘Migrant Village’ for Conservative American Expats - 05-16-2023, 08:07 PM

I am looking forward to see Mayor Hold establish relations between Freehold and this lovely community. Perhaps we could open a branch of Landover Baptist there?
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I am looking forward to see Mayor Hold establish relations between Freehold and this lovely community. Perhaps we could open a branch of Landover Baptist there?
Thank you, Brother Jensen. Yes, that city could be Freehold's Official Sister City. And, to think of Pastor Zeke being its guest preacher delivering one of his hell 'n damnation sermons at a sister church is thrilling to say the least. I've made inquiries about setting all of this up.

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