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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-30-2009, 09:51 AM
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Don't waste your time with Extenz. They don't work one bit.

That's what a friend told me, at least.

Now, Ritchie, tell us....what is your favorite book of the Bible and why? I'd love to hear how the Lord inspired you.
Before i used to be a Meth addict,Beastiality I was a Young man who always wanted attention..and now, when Sweet Jesus came into my life..everything changed because He taught me how not be bad and how i am supposed to be good..i used to never wanted to do anything for my future, I used Lived With my Mom "garage" I used to eat all her food, She lost weight living with me. until Jesus came along.. before i was lazy..and now, i want to be a Veterinarian when i get out of the Clinic. I'm only 19. I want to help everyone around me, Criminals,Nigras,Chinks,beaners. The world we live in today, is becoming more unfair and more weak "Thanks Osambo"
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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-30-2009, 10:31 AM
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Before i used to be a Meth addict,Beastiality I was a Young man who always wanted attention..and now, when Sweet Jesus came into my life..everything changed because He taught me how not be bad and how i am supposed to be good..i used to never wanted to do anything for my future, I used Lived With my Mom "garage" I used to eat all her food, She lost weight living with me. until Jesus came along.. before i was lazy..and now, i want to be a Veterinarian when i get out of the Clinic. I'm only 19. I want to help everyone around me, Criminals,Nigras,Chinks,beaners. The world we live in today, is becoming more unfair and more weak "Thanks Osambo"
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19, I thought you were 28? I don't think we can believe anything you say.

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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-30-2009, 10:46 AM
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19, I thought you were 28? I don't think we can believe anything you say.
Brother Eliot, I did it on purpose, I never though someone would look at my profile. All of my life I been ignore until now. I have found my family here in Landover Baptist Church.
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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-30-2009, 11:09 AM
have you ever heard of the D.O.F.?

Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Smile Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-30-2009, 11:27 AM
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have you ever heard of the D.O.F.?

I just saw the abbreviated file.

Let's just say I've already lost my lunch four hours before eating it.

Nothing this Ritchie person is saying is true.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-30-2009, 11:32 AM
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have you ever heard of the D.O.F.?
Depth of Field but dear brother Eliot, I'm not a photographer well I used to take amatur pics When I used to do unGodly things with my Girlfriend Cindy She is the "poodle in the pic"
But that was in the past I'm a new man now.
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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-30-2009, 11:37 AM
Listen, you can't lie to God, and you can't lie to us! This is your last chance to tell the truth. I suggest you use this chance so you don't burn in Hell. hell is a very very bad place. Jesus and The Landover Baptist church can save you from hell.

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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-30-2009, 11:55 AM
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Listen, you can't lie to God, and you can't lie to us! This is your last chance to tell the truth. I suggest you use this chance so you don't burn in Hell. hell is a very very bad place. Jesus and The Landover Baptist church can save you from hell.
I'm not lying Brother Eliot. Oh Jesus I'm crying right now, I don't want to go to Hell I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to
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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-30-2009, 11:59 AM
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I'm not lying Brother Eliot. Oh Jesus I'm crying right now, I don't want to go to Hell I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to
Then pray to jesus and post your prayer here. Pray to Jesus now!

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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-30-2009, 12:00 PM
Ritchie (though I now know that is not your real name), everything you've said is a lie. You have come here to troll. The partial file I have spells it all out.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-30-2009, 12:33 PM
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I'm not lying Brother Eliot. Oh Jesus I'm crying right now, I don't want to go to Hell I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to
What are you, some kind of fag? Do you think our troops in Iraquistan are crying like sissyboys right now?

Get a grip, Priscilla. What do you want?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-30-2009, 10:40 PM
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What are you, some kind of fag? Do you think our troops in Iraquistan are crying like sissyboys right now?

Get a grip, Priscilla. What do you want?
I'm sorry Godly Pastor Ezekiel is not goin to happen again. I just want to be part of the Church. By the way I was in medication last night, that's why my last reply sound sissy.
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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-30-2009, 10:50 PM
Sadly, Ritchie, I don't think you have the potential to join our church. Our men are upstanding, morally erect citizens, not whiny crybabies who sodomize chihuahuas. And what's not helping you at all either is you came in here lying on your first post claiming to know me, that you were in prison, etc.

God hates liars. And liars burn in hell.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-30-2009, 11:19 PM
Ritchie, it's a well known fact that the breed of dog your chose for your carnal lust is of the messican persuasion.

Since you chose a dog rather than a human of the beaner type, then that tells me your are using misdirection as a way to perpetrate your carnal longings for messican males.

Please tell us, you're afraid that if your approach "Juan Valdez" he'll pull a knife (the favored weapons of spicks) on you, aren't you?

Own up to your homer tendencies. Stop trying to play games with us.

The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-31-2009, 12:37 AM
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Sadly, Ritchie, I don't think you have the potential to join our church. Our men are upstanding, morally erect citizens, not whiny crybabies who sodomize chihuahuas. And what's not helping you at all either is you came in here lying on your first post claiming to know me, that you were in prison, etc.

God hates liars. And liars burn in hell.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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As heinous as my sins were, I am glad that my life story has provided inspiration to you, my friend. We can overcome any sin* and be forgiven for it.

*Except blasphemy of the Holy Ghost. See Mark 3:28-29.
Godly Reverend Jim sir, I thought you say we can overcome any sin. I just want to be save
Praise Jesus
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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-31-2009, 12:46 AM
I did say that, yes, but I have doubts you can overcome your transgressions. There's something about you that just doesn't seem right, young man.


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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-31-2009, 01:05 AM
.....and now 'Ritchie' has night time internet access.......

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-31-2009, 01:11 AM
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I did say that, yes, but I have doubts you can overcome your transgressions. There's something about you that just doesn't seem right, young man.
That's all in my past. I'm a new man Rev. Jim sir. With the love of Jesus I can overcome all those nasty things I did to Animals.
I found God. Praise sweet Jesus
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.....and now 'Ritchie' has night time internet access.......
The nurse let me used it. She is happy for me that I found this Church with Godly members. Dear Brother Hutching I thank you for your support.
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Default Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison - 10-31-2009, 02:56 AM
Hi Ritchie,
I have read your story in this forum. I am so glad to hear how you want to change your life around. This is proof that God works miracles!! This could only be a miracle.
These people on this forum who are treating you bad, are not following Christ's example. Instead of filling you with fear of sinning again, they should be more so praying for you and supporting you through this hard struggle.
I work in psychiatric care, and I understand why you are emotionally up and down. These people on this forum have no compassion, they really need to follow Christ.
Ritchie, rather than focusing all your attention on gaining access to their church, you should rather set your sights on the future kingdom of God. How wonderful that will be.
Just because these people say it is God's favourite church or that they are "true christians", does not make it that! Ask God in prayer to guide you to the right people and read your bible and see how they line up with Jesus our saviour.
I will pray for you that God can rid you of all temptation and start living a righteous life, where by Jesus has atoned for those past sins.
Take care my friend,
Andrew
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