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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-03-2010, 06:06 PM
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I just don't see why we should try to change homosexual's when they've clearly been ordered by God to be killed. Can someone be forgiven for something they've already been damned for?
I'm certainly not saying that we should go out and kill them right now, because you are right, the Bible says that we must follow secular laws, until, Lord willing, the laws are changed. I guess what I'm trying to get at is, aren't there some sinners who aren't worth saving?
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I would like to respectfully disagree with the above poster. I was once a filthy queer, jumping from bed to bed with any sodomite who could maintain an erection. If I had a dollar for every time I took a male member into my body, I would be a rich man today.
But now I am saved! The power of the Lord, experimental surgery, and aversion therapy has cured me of my once rampant Sodomania! Granted, when I was in the grips of my disease, my life was a blur of drugs, sin, and semen. But that was before I was filled by God with His love!
Now, I am destined to spend eternity with our Lord! If a misguided Christian had killed my all those years ago, I would have been damned to spend eternity in hell.
I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of the True Christians™ here at Landover for not killing me when I was a disgusting faggot!
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-03-2010, 06:22 PM
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I would like to respectfully disagree with the above poster. I was once a filthy queer, jumping from bed to bed with any sodomite who could maintain an erection. If I had a dollar for every time I took a male member into my body, I would be a rich man today.
But now I am saved! The power of the Lord, experimental surgery, and aversion therapy has cured me of my once rampant Sodomania! Granted, when I was in the grips of my disease, my life was a blur of drugs, sin, and semen. But that was before I was filled by God with His love!
Now, I am destined to spend eternity with our Lord! If a misguided Christian had killed my all those years ago, I would have been damned to spend eternity in hell.
I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of the True Christians™ here at Landover for not killing me when I was a disgusting faggot!
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I just don't get it. I'm told that " We must believe EVERY little word: all of the Holy Bible, 100% of it!
It is as important for your Salvation, as eating food is to sustain your life."
And yet, when I try to do that, I'm told, no, that's not true. I don't see why there are so many different things being said.
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-03-2010, 06:27 PM
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I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of the True Christians™ here at Landover for not killing me when I was a disgusting faggot!
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You are welcome. And you set a great example to all the gays out there that they can be saved!
5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-03-2010, 06:40 PM
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I just don't get it. I'm told that "We must believe EVERY little word: all of the Holy Bible, 100% of it!
It is as important for your Salvation, as eating food is to sustain your life."
And yet, when I try to do that, I'm told, no, that's not true. I don't see why there are so many different things being said.
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You obviously do not understand the concept of salvation friend. Now that I am saved, I am incapable of sin. Jesus temporarily died on the cross at Calvary so that my life of homo debauchery could be forgiven. This is not that difficult to understand, is it?
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-03-2010, 07:47 PM
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You obviously do not understand the concept of salvation friend. Now that I am saved, I am incapable of sin. Jesus temporarily died on the cross at Calvary so that my life of homo debauchery could be forgiven. This is not that difficult to understand, is it?
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What does 1 John 1:8-10 mean then?
8If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.
9If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
10If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.
It sounds like Christians can still sin, or do these verses only apply to non-Christians?
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-03-2010, 07:51 PM
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What does 1 John 1:8-10 mean then?
8If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.
9If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
10If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.
It sounds like Christians can still sin, or do these verses only apply to non-Christians?
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1 John 1 has to do with before we are Saved®. 1 John 2 is post Salvation®.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-03-2010, 07:58 PM
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What does 1 John 1:8-10 mean then?
8If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.
9If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
10If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.
It sounds like Christians can still sin, or do these verses only apply to non-Christians?
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I never said I had never sinned. As a matter of fact, I am very open about my sinful past. 1st John 1:8 is very clear here on this. I simply said that I no longer sin, as I am saved and therefore incapable of committing a sin. If I were to sin tomorrow, then I was never truly saved in the first place. You only need to look to the verse just before to see what I am talking about.
But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
1st John 1:7
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-03-2010, 08:59 PM
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Why so eager to kill? We prefer to cure gays here. We even have some cured gays in our Church.
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I probably should've clarified a little here. If a homo has truly been cured of his ways and become a True Christian™, then there is no need to kill him as he has been cleansed of his past sins. I was referring to those unrepentant fags who refuse the word of God and choose to mock Him with their sodomy. Fags who refuse to be Saved® and choose Satan over repentance should be executed alongside the child rapists and the serial murderers. Better they're sent straight to hell than linger here and lure young boys into the arms of Satan.
"And I say unto you my friends, Be not afraid of them that kill the body, and after that have no more that they can do. But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him."
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-03-2010, 09:02 PM
Secular law has to amended first. Then the legal system can take care of the rest. God did not intend us to be outlaws or vigilantes.
Otherwise, you're just asking to join the homersexual ranks yourself after being sodomized repeatedly by a gentleman appropriately named "Bubba".
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Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-03-2010, 09:22 PM
So what I'm getting here is that just anyone can be saved? If a homosexual can be cured, any sinner can be cured. God won't deny anyone from being saved, if they're truly repentant. Well, except those who blaspheme against the Holy Ghost.
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-03-2010, 09:28 PM
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So what I'm getting here is that just anyone can be saved? If a homosexual can be cured, any sinner can be cured. God won't deny anyone from being saved, if they're truly repentant. Well, except those who blaspheme against the Holy Ghost.
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Yes, almost anyone.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-03-2010, 09:38 PM
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So what I'm getting here is that just anyone can be saved? If a homosexual can be cured, any sinner can be cured. God won't deny anyone from being saved, if they're truly repentant. Well, except those who blaspheme against the Holy Ghost.
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It looks like the magnitude of God's Love is becoming clear to you....
It's always beautiful to see someone open his eyes to God. To realize " but.. God IS indeed Love!"
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen 
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-03-2010, 10:52 PM
Being a True Christian™, I wants the fudgepackahs to have every oppratunity to stop they nasty sodomite ways befo'e the Lord finally get fed up and smite them dead (Sodom and Gomorrah, anyone?).
HOWEVAH, if I was to specralate about how such thangs should be did, I be lookin' at the Lord's Word.
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
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Therefo'e, I recommend this thang they got call "transanal evisceration", and that be where you takes a homer and makes them sit down on a swimmin' pool drain, and that drain will pull they bootyhole out they booty! It pro'lly gonna kill 'em if you does that, but at least they be absent the part they be sinnin' with befo'e they die so they cain't do no mo'e damage wit it.
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-04-2010, 12:35 AM
I thought the Good Book called for stoning. Am I mistaken?
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04-04-2010, 02:02 AM
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I thought the Good Book called for stoning. Am I mistaken?
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And around it goes again,
Go to the first page (there's only 4 it's not like a hundred page thread) and read through. The Pastors explain why we're not stoning homers.
Of course once we get secular law repealed, it will be amazing how many of the homers will renounce their lives, admitting they were only doing it for shock value, or to rebel against their parents or God.
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-04-2010, 02:56 AM
The Bible tells us to obey secular law, regardless of our feelings towards it.
Romans 13:2
Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-04-2010, 07:23 AM
As Others on this thread have said, Hate isn't the answer with Christians.
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-04-2010, 08:08 AM
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As Others on this thread have said, Hate isn't the answer with Christians. "#6: Thou shalt not kill -Ten Commandments"
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It is a little bit more complicated. Exodus 20:13 is not the issue here. The reason Leviticus 20:13 can not be implemented here is not Exodus 20:13, otherwise Leviticus 20:13 would be pointless and we all know the Holy Bible is perfect. It is 1 Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7. God created those in his infinite wisdom to prevent all True Christians™ from being jailed.
5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -
04-04-2010, 08:19 AM
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It is a little bit more complicated. Exodus 20:13 is not the issue here. The reason Leviticus 20:13 can not be implemented here is not Exodus 20:13, otherwise Leviticus 20:13 would be pointless and we all know the Holy Bible is perfect. It is 1 Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7. God created those in his infinite wisdom to prevent all True Christians™ from being jailed.
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You are wasting God's perfect logic on this guy, but I appreciate it.
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04-04-2010, 08:25 AM
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You are wasting God's perfect logic on this guy, but I appreciate it.
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Never forget that a lot of people read what we are writing here, not just the ones we address. As such God's perfect logic is never wasted.
5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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