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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-01-2012, 07:27 PM
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Not at all.
If God sends such a clear signal as an affliction of boils that He hates a person it's our solemn duty to try to guide them back to Salvation®. God has already judged them.
People like you who would faff about and leave them to suffer for all eternity rather than confront the real issues make me sick!
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Yet my friend doesn't have any of that. Does this mean God approves of his God hating ways?
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-01-2012, 07:29 PM
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Yet my friend doesn't have any of that. Does this mean God approves of his God hating ways?
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God punishes people in many ways. He'll get his.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-01-2012, 07:35 PM
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God punishes people in many ways. He'll get his.
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He sure takes his time with his punishment then. =O My friendy has thought that way as long as I know him. =O And he probably played all the games in the Satan's entertainment section haha. xD Still no sign of God dissaproving it.~~
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-01-2012, 07:37 PM
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He sure takes his time with his punishment then. =O My friendy has thought that way as long as I know him. =O And he probably played all the games in the Satan's entertainment section haha. xD Still no sign of God dissaproving it.~~
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Eternity is far longer than the 30 or 40 years your friend has on Earth.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-01-2012, 07:46 PM
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He sure takes his time with his punishment then. =O My friendy has thought that way as long as I know him. =O And he probably played all the games in the Satan's entertainment section haha. xD Still no sign of God dissaproving it.~~
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Might I draw your attention here!
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-01-2012, 07:47 PM
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Eternity is far longer than the 30 or 40 years your friend has on Earth.
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He's only 16 so I'm sure he'll stay on earth for atleast 55-60 years. ;P My theory is that my friend iw just to awesome and that's why nothing happened a will happen to him though haha. Why would god punish some people, but not others?
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-01-2012, 08:02 PM
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He's only 16 so I'm sure he'll stay on earth for atleast 55-60 years. ;P My theory is that my friend iw just to awesome and that's why nothing happened a will happen to him though haha. Why would god punish some people, but not others?
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Romans 11:33 O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out!
Ecclesiastes 3:11 He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-01-2012, 08:45 PM
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And judging someone because of their acne is righteous? No, it isn't. If you judge them for their acne then you're judging them because of their appearance. So you're basicly ignoring what the bible says.
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For every tree is known by its own fruit. For from thorns men do not gather figs, nor of a bramble bush gather they grapes.
Luke 6:44
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-01-2012, 10:19 PM
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Oh really? Including stereotypes about you people as well? Are those also true?
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Stereotypes about Christians? What? That we are good people who give to charity and care for our fellow man? Yes, those are all true. What was your point?
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-02-2012, 04:06 PM
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Acne has always been associated with Devil worship. From the first image we see as a child of a witch; that haggard old crone, ugly as the pits of Hell, with bad skin conditions, warts, scabs and puss-filled ugly boils on her repulsive face...
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The witch has small pox, not acne...
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To the image of demon possessed child, who’s faces and bodies are awash with putrid bursting pussy lesions, blemishes, festering sores, pock marks and ugly yellow spots...
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And pussy lesions, and festering sores have to do with acne how...?
Plus that is a movie ABOUT demon possession. So, yes. They are going to make the demon-possessed child look as horrible as possible. That is not allowed to be used as an example.
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We have always associated bad skin with pure evil, and with good reason. Because acne, boils, spots, ugly weeping sores, and other bad skin conditions are usually either caused by the Devil, or are a result of thinking sinful, wicked or Satanic thoughts.
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Pure evil? If that's true than just about every teenager on this planet is consumed by evil.
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“So went Satan forth from the presence of the LORD, and smote Job with sore boils from the sole of his foot unto his crown.” Job 2:7
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Boils and acne are not the same thing...
Jesus Christ! You are all idiots. I'm pretty sure you had acne as children/teens, so does that mean you were demon-possessed as teenagers, but just happened to become 'pure, sinless True Christians'?
I bet most of you are fat, lazy men sitting in their dark basement browsing the web constantly and that you are all covered in acne, and are too ashamed to ever show your face in public, which is why you spend time on this website, ironically condemning others who are similarly afflicted.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-02-2012, 04:11 PM
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I bet most of you are fat, lazy men sitting in their dark basement browsing the web constantly and that you are all covered in acne, and are too ashamed to ever show your face in public, which is why you spend time on this website, ironically condemning others who are similarly afflicted.
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So is that why you are here?
You clearly aren't a Christian so there can't be any other reason
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-02-2012, 08:59 PM
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Jesus Christ! You are all idiots. I'm pretty sure you had acne as children/teens, so does that mean you were demon-possessed as teenagers, but just happened to become 'pure, sinless True Christians'?
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I had bad acne. On my fair features, they stood out like God's Red Flag, warning others of my sinfulness. I thought I was a Christian but having been raised in a catholic family, I only later realized just how deeply the Roman papists' devotion to goddess worship goes. What I thought was praying "through" Mary and the saints was really praying to the goddess Isis and her minions. Only through rejecting the satanism in the catholic mass, and discovering Christ and salvation through faith alone did my face clear up to be the beautiful example of God's love for a child you see before you today!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-02-2012, 09:06 PM
according to you guys, im going to hell. my acne is under control.
and actually, acne is just a cause in hormone changes that people go through during pubrety. so you guys are telling me that you never had one zit in your life. not one? i find that incredibly hard to believe, acne is part of growing up. my brother had it really bad, and hes the most god-loving person i know. explain.
this is proof that you relate everything to satan and never stop to think once that "hey, maybe there's a logical explanation for this."
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-02-2012, 09:15 PM
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according to you guys, im going to hell. my acne is under control.
and actually, acne is just a cause in hormone changes that people go through during pubrety. so you guys are telling me that you never had one zit in your life. not one? i find that incredibly hard to believe, acne is part of growing up. my brother had it really bad, and hes the most god-loving person i know. explain.
this is proof that you relate everything to satan and never stop to think once that "hey, maybe there's a logical explanation for this."
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No, you are going to Hell because you hate Jesus. The pock marked face is merely an identification, much like a barcode at Wal*Mart.
Being you claim your brother is the most God loving person you know really say little if anything. He is a Homer, from what I read in your DoF file.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-02-2012, 09:25 PM
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according to you guys the Holy Bible, God's Infallible Word, im I'm [a contraction of "I" and "am," "I" is always capitalized, like "God," "Jesus," "Holy Spirit," "His Holy Name," etc] going to hell.
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Fixed that for you.
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and actually, acne is just a cause in hormone changes that people go through during pubrety...blah blah blah
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Friend, God created the universe and everything in it. Why do you think He wouldn't choose to work through His creation? Obviously the hormones are responsible for acne, because God Himself inspires the hormones to go on overdrive for the sake of loving discipline.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-20-2012, 03:47 AM
You guys would probably love to meet a dermatologist. They must have a pretty complicated exorcism to get rid of acne on so many teens. Or is it the medicine they prescribe? It's the meds. Saying a treatable condition like acne is the mark of the devil is like saying that the common cold is a sign of premarital sex. I wish I grew up and never had one single pimple like you saints. Or do you even believe in saints? (sorry I'm still learning)
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-20-2012, 03:54 AM
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You guys would probably love to meet a dermatologist. They must have a pretty complicated exorcism to get rid of acne on so many teens. Or is it the medicine they prescribe? It's the meds. Saying a treatable condition like acne is the mark of the devil is like saying that the common cold is a sign of premarital sex. I wish I grew up and never had one single pimple like you saints. Or do you even believe in saints? (sorry I'm still learning)
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No True Christian™ has acne. Why would we need dermatologists or exorcists?
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-20-2012, 04:01 AM
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You guys would probably love to meet a dermatologist. They must have a pretty complicated exorcism to get rid of acne on so many teens. Or is it the medicine they prescribe? It's the meds. Saying a treatable condition like acne is the mark of the devil is like saying that the common cold is a sign of premarital sex. I wish I grew up and never had one single pimple like you saints. Or do you even believe in saints? (sorry I'm still learning)
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I'm a girl so I don't have the problem but everybody knows they are "jerk blossoms". There is no such thing as a treatable tosser.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-20-2012, 09:40 AM
I'm a girl with zits and pimples in my face, and I've had them for a very long time now. Since 6th grade I believe. Therefore I must be loving Satan and of course I'm also a serial killer! Oh dear, I'm so scared 
My acne is about to go away now, because I wash and clean my face, and also because I get older and therefore I'm not in the middle of my puberty anymore.
Just sayin'.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-20-2012, 10:10 AM
Thank you Cornflakes! Finally someone who sees the ridiculousness in this thread! Reverend, I hardly doubt that every baptist on this site has never had acne. You may choose to bash every one who doesn't agree with you, but there is one thing you cannot ignore. Acne is scientifically proven to be caused by hormones. It's a natural part of growing up. I don't really care what the scripture says in this case. Medieval artists displaying witches with boils does not equate to acne being the devil's mark. Let's have some sense.
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