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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
05-05-2014, 05:26 PM
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...Seriously! Where in the bible does it say Satan gives you acne?
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Job 2:7, as mentioned in the OP.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
05-06-2014, 02:47 AM
I applaud you for standing up to these creeps! They need to over themselves! I may not agree with your views on a higher power but that doesn't mean I'm not going to be kind to you if you are kind to others. These people are just ignorant bigots
1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
02-13-2015, 06:29 AM
Connect the dots on this sinner's constellation of erupting pustules and what do you get?
Exactly what you would expect! A road map to hell!
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
03-23-2015, 11:44 PM
Markings on the flesh (such as acne) are usually a way of one unseen force communicating with another unseen force about the vessel (body) of the host and the make up of the souls within. Often the markings denote the attitude of the new souls and their desires, especially with temporary markings like acne.
Markings near the brow line and inside of the eyes usually show a desire of the new souls wanting to portray a visage like they were used to seeing before they took up residence in the new host on earth. Most reconstructing easily done with eye color and shifting of the face around the crown shokra or center of the forehead.
Markings on the cheeks indicate tears or smiles that the new suppressed souls have done. Markings near the lower corner of the mouth complaints and mutterings. Usual communications done around the premise of right and left. Good vs Evil in simple terms almost. Good and evil still being hard to define terms in my book. Most cases of communication from a holy spirit within or around the vessel of a christian would be done on the right of the body in a effort for removal or suppression of something contained within. Left usually indicating a more sinister make up of souls.
Body markings near females hearts and breasts occur usually around puberty over arguments of the size of newly developing glands. Markings around the tummy occur from gluttonous spirits who will cause weight gain.
I have yet to find anything that will stop the complete cycle of death and rebirth of the dispossessed although I have been lead to believe internment in the ground to slow it and cremation to release the true born and the true born's protector from the duties of their bindings more quickly. Grouping like minded individuals together and semi isolating them helps to control it, such as with a prayer group or monks meditating. More crowded countries like India and China have been practicing this for years.
If you want to violate the first commandment and follow the mortal born willing to afflict a virgin to make a power run in the garden have at it. Drink his blood, eat his flesh and be his forever. Still sounds creepy to me. If only I had your innocence. Either way you will probably be found wanting and short of the glory thereof. Enjoy high school.
Just a thought. Try zit creme and daily scrubbing. There is alot to be said for I didnt want to know and think the scientist and the doctor will fix it.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
03-24-2015, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Warbabies
Markings on the flesh (such as acne) are usually a way of one unseen force communicating with another unseen force about the vessel (body) of the host and the make up of the souls within. Often the markings denote the attitude of the new souls and their desires, especially with temporary markings like acne.
Markings near the brow line and inside of the eyes usually show a desire of the new souls wanting to portray a visage like they were used to seeing before they took up residence in the new host on earth. Most reconstructing easily done with eye color and shifting of the face around the crown shokra or center of the forehead.
Markings on the cheeks indicate tears or smiles that the new suppressed souls have done. Markings near the lower corner of the mouth complaints and mutterings. Usual communications done around the premise of right and left. Good vs Evil in simple terms almost. Good and evil still being hard to define terms in my book. Most cases of communication from a holy spirit within or around the vessel of a christian would be done on the right of the body in a effort for removal or suppression of something contained within. Left usually indicating a more sinister make up of souls.
Body markings near females hearts and breasts occur usually around puberty over arguments of the size of newly developing glands. Markings around the tummy occur from gluttonous spirits who will cause weight gain.
I have yet to find anything that will stop the complete cycle of death and rebirth of the dispossessed although I have been lead to believe internment in the ground to slow it and cremation to release the true born and the true born's protector from the duties of their bindings more quickly. Grouping like minded individuals together and semi isolating them helps to control it, such as with a prayer group or monks meditating. More crowded countries like India and China have been practicing this for years.
If you want to violate the first commandment and follow the mortal born willing to afflict a virgin to make a power run in the garden have at it. Drink his blood, eat his flesh and be his forever. Still sounds creepy to me. If only I had your innocence. Either way you will probably be found wanting and short of the glory thereof. Enjoy high school.
Just a thought. Try zit creme and daily scrubbing. There is alot to be said for I didnt want to know and think the scientist and the doctor will fix it.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
03-24-2015, 12:53 AM
By slant do you mean of Asian decent?
And no... I was born with platinum hair and bright blue eyes like the other cool kids. Not, like that chosen king who could hide with the darker skinned Eygptians when they declared peace on earth and started killing anything near its age range.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
03-24-2015, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Warbabies
Markings on the flesh (such as acne) are usually a way of one unseen force communicating with another unseen force about the vessel (body) of the host and the make up of the souls within. Often the markings denote the attitude of the new souls and their desires, especially with temporary markings like acne.
Markings near the brow line and inside of the eyes usually show a desire of the new souls wanting to portray a visage like they were used to seeing before they took up residence in the new host on earth. Most reconstructing easily done with eye color and shifting of the face around the crown shokra or center of the forehead.
Markings on the cheeks indicate tears or smiles that the new suppressed souls have done. Markings near the lower corner of the mouth complaints and mutterings. Usual communications done around the premise of right and left. Good vs Evil in simple terms almost. Good and evil still being hard to define terms in my book. Most cases of communication from a holy spirit within or around the vessel of a christian would be done on the right of the body in a effort for removal or suppression of something contained within. Left usually indicating a more sinister make up of souls.
Body markings near females hearts and breasts occur usually around puberty over arguments of the size of newly developing glands. Markings around the tummy occur from gluttonous spirits who will cause weight gain.
I have yet to find anything that will stop the complete cycle of death and rebirth of the dispossessed although I have been lead to believe internment in the ground to slow it and cremation to release the true born and the true born's protector from the duties of their bindings more quickly. Grouping like minded individuals together and semi isolating them helps to control it, such as with a prayer group or monks meditating. More crowded countries like India and China have been practicing this for years.
If you want to violate the first commandment and follow the mortal born willing to afflict a virgin to make a power run in the garden have at it. Drink his blood, eat his flesh and be his forever. Still sounds creepy to me. If only I had your innocence. Either way you will probably be found wanting and short of the glory thereof. Enjoy high school.
Just a thought. Try zit creme and daily scrubbing. There is alot to be said for I didnt want to know and think the scientist and the doctor will fix it.
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tl;dr
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus. And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
01-11-2017, 12:03 PM
I Find you all rather ammusing. You see I have been amonst you all for some time. Watching and waiting. Your god died along time ago and now it's my turn to rule. Watch for my sign for that will mark the day of your destruction. There is no such thing as sin anymore as you have all been marked an death I have longed for this day since I was banished to walk amongst you petty things.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
01-11-2017, 02:27 PM
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I Find you all rather ammusing. You see I have been amonst you all for some time. Watching and waiting. Your god died along time ago and now it's my turn to rule. Watch for my sign for that will mark the day of your destruction. There is no such thing as sin anymore as you have all been marked an death I have longed for this day since I was banished to walk amongst you petty things.
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Your sentence structure and punctuation are fairly underdeveloped for a god. I'm guessing that you are some kind of failed wizard or something like that. I expect that you will wind up in Hell, which is the destination for such as you. Do you fear the wrath of the One True God?
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
12-27-2020, 09:13 PM
Greetings people, please take this with no offense, as it is not my intention to upset anybody with my testimony. May Adonai bless you and keep you all.Before I was a Christian, I did suffer acne, but a rather mild acne, it became worse after I ate nutella (this is true, this is not meant as a joke but just sharing the start of my severe acne). Some time later I found Lord Jesus because I suffered from severe depression and He miraculously after I repented of all of my sins (I later apologized to everyone I once offended and also repented for the sins of my ancestors, so everything in regards to sin and transgressions was cleansed by the Blood of the Lamb), then the Lord as in an instant He turned my depression into a joy and love I've never felt before! It was a miracle from God, He filled me with such love and joy! Even after I left any sin in my life, read my Bible and prayed fervently (many hours), I had gotten very close with the Lord by then, I even made a vow of celibacy, because I want to serve the Lord alone in all my life... as Paul wrote in the Bible (1 Corinthians 7:8-9. 8I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I. 9But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.). I live my life for Lord Jesus and my whole purpose and goal is Him, I have no other desire than Lord Jesus, and wherever He leads me, I will go, whatever He does not want me to do, I won't do it. Even as I live this life for Lord Jesus alone and am cleansed by the blood of the Lamb, I still suffer from acne, and no, I do not have nasty thought, my thoughts are worshiping God, and blessing and forgiving those around me, as the Lord commanded us to love our enemies and bless those that curse us. I've wondered if my acne worsening was actually caused by witchcraft, because many sorcerers had attacked me on my walk, because my prayers where hindering their plans.
This question will remain as is, but my main point is: Brethren, please judge not based on appearance alone, by their fruits you shall know them, we have to judge with righteous judgment, the mentioned Job was a faithful and God fearing man, yet he still got boils, does that mean he was satanic? Rather, in all wisdom and love we should righteously discern by their fruits, and accordingly lead them to the path of Salvation that is in Lord Jesus.
I do not wish to start an argument, neither to offend anyone, therefore, I ask of you to answer me in love and with patience, as it is commanded of us.
Ephesians 4:2
With all lowliness and meekness, with long-suffering, forbearing one another in love;
The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Ghost, be with you all. Amen.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
12-27-2020, 09:18 PM
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Greetings people, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
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Posting a nigh unreadable wall of text as your introduction is incredibly rude. I'd advise you to follow the rules and head over to the introduction subforum. Write a SHORT and SUCCINCT post telling us about you, your church, and your relationship with Jesus.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
12-27-2020, 09:39 PM
Krinsleth, I translated your post into English, and I must say, it is powerful testimony. However, in my own experience, I can say definitively that True Christians™ never have acne. I had acne before I was saved, but, when I emerged from the water when I was baptized, my skin was smooth as silk.
So I'm afraid that, while you seem quite earnest in seeking the Lord's forgiveness for your sins, you are not doing something right. Were you baptized in a fluffy-bunny church that harbors homosexuals, fornicators, masturbators, and other sexual deviants? Have you fallen under the sway of a preacher who thinks that salvation comes from good works rather than from faith? Have you been planting two different crops in the same field? These are the most common causes of acne among people who believe themselves to be saved.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
12-27-2020, 09:40 PM
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Posting a nigh unreadable wall of text as your introduction is incredibly rude. I'd advise you to follow the rules and head over to the introduction subforum. Write a SHORT and SUCCINCT post telling us about you, your church, and your relationship with Jesus.
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A heartfelt AMEN! to that, Brother Lukes! I despair of these people.
The Introduction Forum is here:  It is polite and customary to start one's own introduction thread. The instructions at the top of the page are perfectly clear to anyone of normal (or even borderline subnormal) intelligence.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
12-27-2020, 09:46 PM
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Greetings people, please take this with no offense,
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It was nice of you to say, "please", but it is still my choice to take offense. Which I have decided to do because your post is virtually unreadable.
Do better. I'm sure that Jesus can help you with this.  The next time you are composing a post, think of Him hanging on the Cross. Your words are either the hot sun glaring down unceasingly or a brief, cooling breeze. Don't make Him suffer more than He already has.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
12-30-2020, 12:57 PM
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Greetings people, please take this with no offense, as it is not my intention to upset anybody with my testimony. May Adonai bless you and keep you all. Before I was a Christian, I did suffer acne, but a rather mild acne, it became worse after I ate nutella (this is true, this is not meant as a joke but just sharing the start of my severe acne). Some time later I found Lord Jesus because I suffered from severe depression and He miraculously after I repented of all of my sins
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That is an important part of avoiding a calamity beyond our comprehension. Certain cults teach that aliens will cleanse us or that we need to be cleansed from aliens living in our brains or even that we can carry on with adultery, beguiling and covetousness – which even a dumb ass knows is madness – relying on someone else to get us off the hook.
II Peter 2:13c-16 Spots they are and blemishes, sporting themselves with their own deceivings while they feast with you; having eyes full of adultery, and that cannot cease from sin; beguiling unstable souls: an heart they have exercised with covetous practices; cursed children: which have forsaken the right way, and are gone astray, following the way of Balaam the son of Bosor, who loved the wages of unrighteousness; but was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass speaking with man's voice forbad the madness of the prophet.
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(I later apologized to everyone I once offended and also repented for the sins of my ancestors
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I was somewhat alarmed to read this. Are you subject to mormon indoctrination? Has someone told you you're the progeny of brain aliens? What is supposed to happen if one of your (actual) ancestors was a blaspheming cannibal rapist witchdoctor and very savage pirate who trafficked in idols and wicked poisons? Did he or she die and go to the lake of fire to boil in molten brimstone? Were the teeth gnashing and the worms eternal, then suddenly one day BING! you do some muttering and they're redeemed by the blood of a lamb they never acknowledged or believed in, Whose precepts they utterly rejected and Whose sacrifice they considered worthless if, indeed, they even thought it happened at all? That seems rather heretical to me – but perhaps I've misunderstood you.
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, so everything in regards to sin and transgressions was cleansed by the Blood of the Lamb), then the Lord as in an instant He turned my depression into a joy and love I've never felt before! It was a miracle from God, He filled me with such love and joy! Even after I left any sin in my life, read my Bible and prayed fervently (many hours), I had gotten very close with the Lord by then, I even made a vow of celibacy, because I want to serve the Lord alone in all my life... as Paul wrote in the Bible (1 Corinthians 7:8-9. [URL="https://biblehub.com/1_corinthians/7-8.htm"][B]8[/B][/URL] I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I. [URL="https://biblehub.com/1_corinthians/7-9.htm"][B]9[/B][/URL] But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.). I live my life for Lord Jesus and my whole purpose and goal is Him, I have no other desire than Lord Jesus, and wherever He leads me, I will go, whatever He does not want me to do, I won't do it. Even as I live this life for Lord Jesus alone and am cleansed by the blood of the Lamb, I still suffer from acne, and no, I do not have nasty thought, my thoughts are worshiping God, and blessing and forgiving those around me, as the Lord commanded us to love our enemies and bless those that curse us. I've wondered if my acne worsening was actually caused by witchcraft, because many sorcerers had attacked me on my walk, because my prayers where hindering their plans. This question will remain as is, but my main point is: Brethren, please judge not based on appearance alone, by their fruits you shall know them, we have to judge with righteous judgment, the mentioned Job was a faithful and God fearing man, yet he still got boils, does that mean he was satanic? Rather, in all wisdom and love we should righteously discern by their fruits, and accordingly lead them to the path of Salvation that is in Lord Jesus. I do not wish to start an argument, neither to offend anyone, therefore, I ask of you to answer me in love and with patience, as it is commanded of us. Ephesians 4:2 With all lowliness and meekness, with long-suffering, forbearing one another in love; The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Ghost, be with you all. Amen.
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Or on the other hand, not. From the context of your remarks it's clear you think you have the ability to Redeem your forebears. Romish catholicism teaches that by paying money to their idolatrous priesthood, loved ones may be redeemed from purgatory. It's not quite the same as mormonism but the idea is in there somewhere that repentance is not required for Salvation. If you could clarify the point, that would be great. Incidentally, Job was healed of his boils – but did not exist under Grace and even though God is Jesus, He had not been born at that stage. The Bible is always consistent.
Exodus 15:26 If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the LORD thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight, and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee, which I have brought upon the Egyptians: for I am the LORD that healeth thee.
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