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Re: Why God Hates Canada -
05-24-2013, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
I'm sorry, I don't. Would you kindly try again? It would be most helpful if you included the Biblical Scriptures in which you find your opinions were first uttered by the LORD Himself.

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Yes I was JUSt about to redo that post because you sent me the rules thanks again for putting that there. I quot the scripture right here for each thing I said:
The part I said about loving your enemies:
Matthew 5:44 - But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
The part I said about loving your neighbours as yourself:
Mark 12:31 - And the second is like, namely,this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.
The part I said about how you judge others you will be judged the same:
Matthew 7:2 - For with what judgment yet judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
There thats all of it
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Re: Why God Hates Canada -
05-24-2013, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Born Again Christian
Yes I was JUSt about to redo that post because you sent me the rules thanks again for putting that there. I quot the scripture right here for each thing I said:
The part I said about loving your enemies:
Matthew 5:44 - But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
The part I said about loving your neighbours as yourself:
Mark 12:31 - And the second is like, namely,this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.
The part I said about how you judge others you will be judged the same:
Matthew 7:2 - For with what judgment yet judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
There thats all of it 
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Oh, I fully agree! In showing the filthy Canadians just how they offend the LORD, we are loving them! Why, we're alerting them to the very damnable danger of their actions so they can repent and be Saved!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Why God Hates Canada -
05-24-2013, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Oh, I fully agree! In showing the filthy Canadians just how they offend the LORD, we are loving them! Why, we're alerting them to the very damnable danger of their actions so they can repent and be Saved!

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I guess you are right :/ I just got a little offended. Then again, I probably should of remembered Matthew 5:39 and have just ignored the insults to my country. But thanks again Mary for everything  and I will try to tell people the truth as well, I just try my best not to insult them or they just ignore me :/
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Re: Why God Hates Canada -
05-24-2013, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Born Again Christian
I guess you are right :/ I just got a little offended. Then again, I probably should of remembered Matthew 5:39 and have just ignored the insults to my country. But thanks again Mary for everything  and I will try to tell people the truth as well, I just try my best not to insult them or they just ignore me :/
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Oh yes, we certainly do a lot of cheek turning here! So many angry and bitter people come to our friendly forums and spew their hateful words and threats. It's only by the grace of God we continue our work uninhibited by the evil forces that try to take us down.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Why God Hates Canada -
05-24-2013, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Oh yes, we certainly do a lot of cheek turning here! So many angry and bitter people come to our friendly forums and spew their hateful words and threats. It's only by the grace of God we continue our work uninhibited by the evil forces that try to take us down.

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I KNOW I came to this website by accident and the thread I found had a TON of trolls on it :/. I pray they find God and Jesus someday, and great job to you guys and gals for doing the best you can to show them the way  . But it's like the Holy Bible says, 2 Timothy 3:1-5
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Re: Why God Hates Canada -
08-26-2013, 04:39 AM
I have another confession to make to you brothers and (lesser) sisters in Christ. Clearly it is not a papist confession but to let you know of my sins that you may forgive me in Christ as in the Epistles of Paul.
I am a Canadian but am living here legally (Romans 13) as I have repented of my socialist and homer nation and live here among Godly men and women. I hope one day to become a full fledged citizen even though I live in sin-stained NYC.
I repent of being a former butt-hurt self righteously provincial indoctrinated mormon who could not see that the election of Godly Stephen Harper proves that Canada is almost as Godly as America. To think that I ever thought Canada amounted to a hill of beans on the world stage makes me wonder how I possessed the intelligence to understand the gospel. But yea with God all things are possible. Praise!
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Re: Why God Hates Canada -
08-26-2013, 04:44 AM
Clearly this should read "mormon" but the effects of Satan's ice-hockey still has my brain in bondage.
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Re: Why God Hates Canada -
01-11-2014, 04:11 AM
This is what they call "ballet" in godless Canada.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why God Hates Canada -
01-11-2014, 04:50 AM
Disgusting. Certainly not what Genesis 4:21 had in mind.
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Re: Why God Hates Canada -
01-11-2014, 11:46 AM
Cirque du Soleil rejects with postmodernist deconstructionism choreography. I'd guess French Canadians - but who knows, and like all Canadians it's just offensive.
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Re: Why God Hates Canada -
05-07-2015, 04:32 AM
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Re: Why God Hates Canada -
05-07-2015, 07:30 AM
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That is not a regulation uniform. Those are not maple leafs.
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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