[Nobar King]

so now terrorism is worthy of reputation? How many rep points did you give Osama Bin Laden?

[VictoryOS]

Originally Posted by Stuey105

because it has a similar title doesn't mean its making fun of it

So if I changed my username to Gooey105 and started making silly posts that mock your posts, you wouldn't think I was making fun of you?

[Stuey105]

Nobar, Learn the definition of reputation, then come back
Victory, You would be making fun of me, but I wouldn't care because I'm not so sensitive that I cry or throw a hissy-fit over a parody.

[Stuey105]

Oh! here's a video from a Canadian comedy show, if you don't get any of the jokes, you're an ignorant pig

[VictoryOS]

Originally Posted by Stuey105

Victory, You would be making fun of me, but I wouldn't care because I'm not so sensitive that I cry or throw a hissy-fit over a divine revelation.

So how is that different? I'd be making fun of you, but yet you say that show isn't making fun of the Godly American show Little House on the Prairie?

Originally Posted by Stuey105

Oh! here's a video from a Canadian comedy show, if you don't get any of the jokes, you're an ignorant pig

Speaking of ignorant pigs...what video?

[Stuey105]

Oh sorry i forgot the link, here
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GuyfmvnwoG8&feature=related

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Stuey105

Oh sorry i forgot the link, here
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GuyfmvnwoG8&feature=related

Ok, so lets see if I "get" the so-called cannuckistani "jokes" on this TV show.

Some queer Cannuck sneaks up on law-abiding, freedom-loving Americans, tells them outrageous lies, and then records their sincere replys attached to a laugh track from the 1960's. Is that about it?

Do you realize that we could send in a squad of the Landover Baptist Boy Scouts and take over your Godless "country" in about 20 minutes?

Oh, sorry. I'll translate for you. "Aboot" 20 minutes is what I meant.

[Juliette]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Ok, so lets see if I "get" the so-called cannuckistani "jokes" on this TV show.

Some queer Cannuck sneaks up on law-abiding, freedom-loving Americans, tells them outrageous lies, and then records their sincere replys attached to a laugh track from the 1960's. Is that about it?

According to this show the 17th rerun of 'Friends' on a saturdaynight in summer is refreshing intelligent television.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

I think the Canuckistanis better get their act together soon, because God has His eye on them. Despite being a communist country, the Lord saw fit to make sure that the Godly Steven Harper got appointed as their president. The one decent man in the entire, desolate nation, and he's their leader! PRAISE!
Unfortunately, because they don't have real democracy there yet, President Harper isn't allowed to make the changes that really need to be made (like repealing sodomite marriage and criminalizing marihuana), but he is there as a shining beacon of hope! PRAISE JESUS!

[VictoryOS]

That's right, Sister Mary. The reefer addicts have been running the show far too long up there in Canada. The Good Lord will clear the path for Harper to take control of the land when the time is right, like he did for our own GW Bush.

Hallelujah, the northern border will soon be secure!

[Stuey105]

Ok, Canada isn't communist, and marijuhiana isn't legal. Also, the show is a straight Canadian(like most of us, including me) and he goes up to people that should know something about your major trading partner like Harvard professers, governors (including Mike Huckabee) and even George W. Bush and shows how ignorant they are of the outside world. Oh, and just an FYI, America is one of the most hated countries in the world. I don't want to hurt anyones feelings, thats just a fact.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Stuey105

Oh, and just an FYI, America is one of the most hated countries in the world. I don't want to hurt anyones feelings, thats just a fact.

And the Bible says that we are Blessed by the persecution of haters like you. Thank you for proving once again that Jesus is always right, and that America is His favorite nation. Glory!!

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Stuey105

Oh, and just an FYI, America is one of the most hated countries in the world.

You say that like countless numbers of people every year don't try to make their way here trying to better their lives by driving our cabs, doing our laundry, mowing our lawns, or picking our fruit. You say that like people the world over don't try to emulate us, or devour our culture (no matter how deviant it gets). You say that like anyone has even heard of Canuckistan.

Here's a test - Go to the most remote, disease-ridden, illiterate, backward village in, oh say, Malaysia. Ask the locals if they've ever heard of your frozen wasteland of a "nation", then ask them if they've ever heard of America.
Better to be successful and loved/hated than to be an insignificant nothing.

[Stuey105]

It just amazes me that you people blindly believe a book that was written thousands years ago. It's totally irrelevant now. Everything else from that era is, so why wouldn't the bible? With modern times comes modern, logical beliefs. Now, before you say anything about it, I'm not athiest, I'm agnostic, there is a difference.

[Stuey105]

and to respond to mary maria's post, if you did go and ask them that, I'm sure they'd say something to the effect of "oh ya Canada, that place that sends foreign aid and help to us like vaccines and medicine for our diseases and books and teachers for our illiteracy". Because thats what Canada does, we help our fellow man.
And you have the nerve to call my country a frozen wasteland?
look at this
http://www.oars.com/images/canada/Ca...-Main-Page.jpg

or this
http://www.outdoorandphoto.com/Trips...-PeytoLake.JPG

Try not being so ignorant next time you post.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Stuey105

It just amazes me that you people blindly believe a book that was written thousands years ago. It's totally irrelevant now. Everything else from that era is, so why wouldn't the bible? With modern times comes modern, logical beliefs. Now, before you say anything about it, I'm not athiest, I'm agnostic, there is a difference.

You are a satanist, pal.

If you reject Christ then you are of satan, plain and simple. You may not like to hear me say it, but that doesn't make it any less true. The Holy Bible tells us about unsaved scum like you.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

Mark 16:16
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

You are damned, pal. I'm glad I'm not you.

But it is never too late. Jesus can Save you from your own bile, if you will just open your heart and ask Him in.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Stuey105

It just amazes me that you people blindly believe a book that was written thousands years ago. It's totally irrelevant now. Everything else from that era is, so why wouldn't the bible? With modern times comes modern, logical beliefs. Now, before you say anything about it, I'm not athiest, I'm agnostic, there is a difference.

Do you believe in God? The answer can only be "yes" or "no". If you waffle on about "I can't know one way or the other", then the answer is no. If you don't have a belief in God, then you don't have a belief in God. I don't know if Belgium really exists, therefore I don't believe in Belgium.

However, "Do you believe in God?" is a trick question, because no matter what lies you tell yourself, everyone knows that God exists. That's why people like you don't like giving a solid "no" as an answer.

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Romans 1:20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; that they are without excuse:
1:21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
1:23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

[Stuey105]

I'm not a satanist, I don't believe Satan exists, go learn what agnostic means.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Stuey105

and to respond to mary maria's post, if you did go and ask them that, I'm sure they'd say something to the effect of "oh ya Canada, that place that sends foreign aid and help to us like vaccines and medicine for our diseases and books and teachers for our illiteracy". Because thats what Canada does, we help our fellow man.

And I'm supposed to take your word for it that. Why don't we look at some numbers?

Well, it appears that Americans give more money as a percentage of the GDP than the United Kweerdom and Canuckistan combined.

But who spends more on foreign aid? From dollars alone, we are again outspending you.

So do you want to try on that air of superiority again, see how it fits this time?

[Stuey105]

Oh, and Maria, you also have ten times as many people as Canada