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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-02-2008, 11:34 PM
 Has anyone noticed how CHRISTmas has turned into a commie fest. Father Christmas (not) dresses in red, Rudolph the RED nosed reindeer, little robin RED breast. We true Christians need to defend the baby Jesus' birthday so that we can all celebrate His birth by singing carols, condemning the unsaved to the fire and making sure the Lord is remembered as ending the curse of the Jew. 
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-21-2008, 11:31 PM
You're already losing the war. Christianity is old, on it's way out. might as well get used to it. Next thing you know you'll have an atheist president. And instead of "in god we trust" on our money we'll have a picture of Darwin or Richard Dawkins, and he's not even american. That's going to be great times.
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-21-2008, 11:36 PM
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You're already losing the war. Christianity is old, on it's way out. might as well get used to it. Next thing you know you'll have an atheist president. And instead of "in god we trust" on our money we'll have a picture of Darwin or Richard Dawkins, and he's not even american. That's going to be great times.
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Why are you even here, demon? This is a Christian forum. Go pee on someone else's cornflakes.
What you monkey-worshipers need to learn is that Jesus always wins. Always.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-21-2008, 11:42 PM
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You're already losing the war. Christianity is old, on it's way out. might as well get used to it. Next thing you know you'll have an atheist president. And instead of "in god we trust" on our money we'll have a picture of Darwin or Richard Dawkins, and he's not even american. That's going to be great times.
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The war for souls for Jesus has been with us for sometime, as long as there is a heathen or an atheist on earth, that war will continue; and remember, Jesus always wins. There may be set backs (Obama) there will be victories (both Bushes) but the end will see Jesus descend to earth and such as you cast into the Fiery Pit.
Anyone smell roasting flesh, sinner?
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-21-2008, 11:53 PM
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The war for souls for Jesus has been with us for sometime, as long as there is a heathen or an atheist on earth, that war will continue; and remember, Jesus always wins. There may be set backs (Obama) there will be victories (both Bushes) but the end will see Jesus descend to earth and such as you cast into the Fiery Pit. [/font][/color]
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A BLACK half atheist half muslim president at that, who wasn't born in america. Like i said you're losing.
hey what's the difference between jesus and an oil painting? it only takes on nail to hang the painting.
If i smell rotting flesh anywhere it's because of you sick delusional murderers starting another war. but that's ok, you're losing.
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-21-2008, 11:56 PM
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A BLACK half atheist half muslim president at that, who wasn't born in america. Like i said you're losing.
hey what's the difference between jesus and an oil painting? it only takes on nail to hang the painting.
If i smell rotting flesh anywhere it's because of you sick delusional murderers starting another war. but that's ok, you're losing.
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Are you trying to tell us you live in Iraq? No wonder you're so angry, I'd be pretty furious if Jesus had cursed me with towelheadism too. 
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-21-2008, 11:57 PM
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A BLACK half atheist half muslim president at that, who wasn't born in america. Like i said you're losing.
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That was just a fluke. Soon, we'll be back to beating the brown people into oblivion like normal
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hey what's the difference between jesus and an oil painting? it only takes on nail to hang the painting.
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You forgot that Jesus is also the son of God.
If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-22-2008, 12:07 AM
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Are you trying to tell us you live in Iraq? No wonder you're so angry, I'd be pretty furious if Jesus had cursed me with towelheadism too. |
Same country as you, gullible bible thumper. And I'm not angry at all, It's my side that's winning. 
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-22-2008, 12:09 AM
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Same country as you, gullible bible thumper. And I'm not angry at all, It's my side that's winning. |
So, did you finally get running water?
If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-22-2008, 12:31 AM
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Same country as you, gullible bible thumper. And I'm not angry at all, It's my side that's winning. |
So you're British? That explains a lot.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-22-2008, 12:50 AM
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A BLACK half atheist half muslim president at that, who wasn't born in america. Like i said you're losing.
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Dear idiot:
Osambo is HALF BLACK.
One can't be "half atheist and half muslim" as each is a religion. Being "half atheist" is like being "half pregnant", you are or you ain't.
I'm guessing you missed all the "No, I'm a Christian, I'm a Christian, honest and truly" business Osambo went through to get himself elected.
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hey what's the difference between jesus and an oil painting? it only takes on nail to hang the painting.
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That was so unfunny, and so grammatically abusive, I think you need an infraction.
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-22-2008, 12:52 AM
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A BLACK half atheist half muslim president at that, who wasn't born in america. Like i said you're losing.
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Yes, we have all but lost GWB but, on a certain and non-blasphemous level you must see the parallel of God sending His son, who was rejected by the howling ignorant, atheist mob. His son then temporarily dies and then departs from Earth and Bush Snr. giving his son to the USA and GWB being rejected by a howling mob of communists and atheists and then leaving?
And what do we get in his place? As you point out, a half-breed, godless, Obama.
But, like Christ, the GOP will return and, with God’s help, will install a theocracy, that all citizens might have the best chance of reaching Heaven.
The reign of Obama the anti-christ will be 4 years – enjoy it whilst you can sinner!
Remember, although you think the ideas that have been placed in your head by the lieberal media are true, The Republicans run the country and always will, either behind the scenes or up front on Capitol Hill.
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-22-2008, 08:52 AM
Well, now i guess he sure isn't white then is he? Just like you being half retarded, you're still retarded, and your ~dog~ hates tards. I didn't care to get into minor details obviously, Atheist mother Muslim father. What does that make him?
Oh what's it matter, he won! And now us Atheists are winning too. You can't possibly believe that useless ugly idiot skank palin is going to win next time, isn't happening mormons! She looks worse than any hooker i ever bought, which by the way was with money you suckers gave me. Thanks for the crack too by the way.
Ok then I'm off to the abortion clinic. This piece of shit grows up It'll only hurt my knuckles from beating it, and i know with all the diseases it has there's no value for it on the black market.
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-22-2008, 12:53 PM
I'm sure you think yourself clever, but once you're down in hell being anally raped by every demon in hell for all eternity, you won't be feeling quite so smug.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-22-2008, 04:56 PM
Pastor Ezekiel, do you even know what the bible says about women? You must think i know nothing at all of what's in there.
I'm just an atheist because i want to sin.
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-22-2008, 05:01 PM
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Atheist mother Muslim father. What does that make him?
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Those are beliefs. He is whatever he decides to be, and that is antichrist.
Are you a retarded?
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Pastor Ezekiel, do you even know what the bible says about women? You must think i know nothing at all of what's in there.
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I don't know if you and Pastor Ezekiel have had some side conversations, but from what I see here, I think you know nothing at all of what's in the Bible.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word! 
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12-22-2008, 05:02 PM
And excuse me but i forgot to mention that we all know Obama is not a true christian.
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12-22-2008, 05:02 PM
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And excuse me but i forgot to mention that we all know Obama is not a true christian.
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No, he's a True Antichrist.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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12-22-2008, 05:05 PM
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Those are beliefs. He is whatever he decides to be, and that is antichrist.
Are you a retarded?
I don't know if you and Pastor Ezekiel have had some side conversations, but from what I see here, I think you know nothing at all of what's in the Bible.
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Yes I'm retarded. Aren't you original? from what you see i couldn't care less what you think.
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Re: And it is a WAR! -
12-22-2008, 05:13 PM
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Yes I'm retarded. Aren't you original? from what you see i couldn't care less what you think.
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Please demonstrate your Biblical knowledge.
What does the Bible say about women, Miss?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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