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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
10-31-2011, 02:01 AM
I don't want your pity, I would rather work for our money than steal from others and lie to people about the type of people we are. I care about my family do not assume I do not,as for the couch I hate the couch would much rather be outside under the sun and trees. You must never have learned the lesson about assuming stuff, assuming things makes and ass out of you and me  You my dear make me physically ill with your bigotry and false assumptions.
2 Samuel 12:11
Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give them unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun.
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10-31-2011, 02:12 AM
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All this horrible music is a way to express ourselves!
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It would help if you knew what that actually meant. If you are trying to say that these demonic fools are in any way the equivalent of expressionist composers such as Kurt Weill, Arnold Schoenberg, Carl Orff or Alexander Skrjabin you are very much deluded.
But if you don't like that music - I couldn't care less and would just ignore what you said (noting that you liked some other music).
Excessive responses such as we get from screamo-freaks, metal-heads and fake-clown-maniacs about their preferred music (which we don't like, as you've noticed, and which the Pastors advise should not be permitted in any house where there are children who might listen to it (advice which you will probably ignore)) are produced by repression: that occurs when you have no means to express your "feelings" which in the case of ICP are actually manipulation by demons.
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We do not do these things that we sing about,
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That is repression
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we would like to but killing is wrong
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That is what you are repressing.
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Remember we are Americans and have freedom of religion
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Yes you have freedom of religion. You don't have to worship God, you can worship insane people instead if you want to. You could worship a tree, or a pig or anything at all - but God's religion is based on God's book The Bible and anything based on something else has nothing to do with God.
I admit that a sample of just one song allows zero degrees of freedom in evaluating ICP's repertoire, you are right about that. However I could post ALL their lyrics and ALL their interviews (I'm not going to because they're just too disgusting and BLATANTLY ANTI-BIBLICAL) and although their idiotic claims to be "Christians" have obviously deceived you the truth of what they are is obvious to anyone who has read 1) The Bible 2) ICP lyrics/interviews and is not 3) on the fast track to HELL
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
10-31-2011, 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by 14 y.o. juggalette mommy
I don't want your pity, I would rather work for our money than steal from others and lie to people about the type of people we are. I care about my family do not assume I do not,as for the couch I hate the couch would much rather be outside under the sun and trees. You must never have learned the lesson about assuming stuff, assuming things makes and ass out of you and me  You my dear make me physically ill with your bigotry and false assumptions. 
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In what way do you think that ranting at us for your dreadful situation with a husband who clearly doesn't even know you are here making a fool out of him on the internet and who can't properly feed your appetites for whatever lusts are keeping you poor is going to help?
What's wrong with a simple prayer or two? Just get down on your knees with your whole family and accept Jesus truly into your wretched hearts.
Matthew 7:7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
Psalm 34:4 I sought the LORD, and he heard me, and delivered me from all my fears.
Do it now! The alternative is terrible - you should know, you are living it right now.
Deuteronomy 31:17 Then my anger shall be kindled against them in that day, and I will forsake them, and I will hide my face from them, and they shall be devoured, and many evils and troubles shall befall them; so that they will say in that day, Are not these evils come upon us, because our God is not among us?
2 Chronicles 24:20 And the Spirit of God came upon Zechariah the son of Jehoiada the priest, which stood above the people, and said unto them, Thus saith God, Why transgress ye the commandments of the LORD, that ye cannot prosper? because ye have forsaken the LORD, he hath also forsaken you.
It's up to you to stop spitting in Jesus' face and persecuting us for telling you the good news!
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10-31-2011, 11:44 AM
Hopefully it has stopped responding because it has been consumed with shame by the spectacle it has made of itself on the internet and the realization that it is an unfit parent and it is a horrible person, and has taken its own life.
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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10-31-2011, 12:18 PM
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11-01-2011, 04:44 PM
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I'm like how most people on this forum are God believers, and are hating on a clothing scene that brought a lot of people together. Who knows what they're doing, yeah, they wear make-up and act cool, but what if someone had a problem, like a close friend passed away and all of their Juggalo friends helped him/her through it. Isn't that good in God's eyes?
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No. Doing the Lord's work is good in God's eyes. Saying sorry to someone after you've staved their friend's head in with a hatchet doesn't quite cut it.
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Originally Posted by 14 y.o. juggalette mommy
I don't want your pity, I would rather work for our money than steal from others and lie to people about the type of people we are. I care about my family do not assume I do not,as for the couch I hate the couch.
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Why are you so full of hate?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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06-10-2012, 06:05 AM
Pastor Ezekiel, you say god dams the the judgemental, and the un-mercyfull. Yet you unmercyfully judge some people on this fourm. And god dams hypocriyes. You must be going to hell 3 times over.
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06-10-2012, 06:06 AM
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Pastor Ezekiel, you say god dams the the judgemental, and the un-mercyfull. Yet you unmercyfully judge some people on this fourm. And god dams hypocriyes. You must be going to hell 3 times over.
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
06-10-2012, 06:32 AM
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Pastor Ezekiel, you say god dams the the judgemental, and the un-mercyfull. Yet you unmercyfully judge some people on this fourm. And god dams hypocriyes. You must be going to hell 3 times over.
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If I tell you, "If you go speeding down this residential street at 60 mph, the cop at the corner will give you a ticket," am I judging you, or am I warning you?
Likewise, if I tell you, "If you persist in choosing to engage in sodomy, or adultery, or lying, or lustful thoughts, or envy, or any other sin, God will cast you into His Lake of Fire at Judgment," am I judging you, or am I warning you?
In both cases, I'm warning you.
What you want is someone to lie to you and tell you that God won't burn you alive for all time in His Lake of Fire for your sins, and that you can go on being a sodomite, or a Juggaloser, or whatever you wish. Sorry, we won't do that.
Lying, you see, is a sin.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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06-10-2012, 06:34 AM
Ezekiel, are you the leader of this crazy cult ? If so PLEASE just make your followers drink the kool aid already !
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
06-10-2012, 06:37 AM
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Ezekiel, are you the leader of this crazy cult ? If so PLEASE just make your followers drink the kool aid already !
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Someone needs to back up a little and read the noobs thread. Try lurking a little bit for Jesus.
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
06-10-2012, 05:57 PM
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Ezekiel, are you the leader of this crazy cult ? If so PLEASE just make your followers drink the kool aid already !
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What a hateful monster you are! You want everyone who doesn't mock God to die!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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06-10-2012, 06:45 PM
Ok, if we are talking about brain damage I would like to mention the inbreed practices that made the terrible white genes that made Jedediah and the gay (homosexual genes) that made my Brother Gayggallos. I am guessing they would like to smash me with more points from their blog. Maybe I am not religious enough for those two queers, but at least I will be alive long after they are dead, so who's really going to win this argument.
I will interpret the bible as god intended. and not listen to old washed up old guys that mean nothing to the generation that matter. Enjoy your place of privilege while you can, I going to take over soon enough.
(Signed: true baptist.)
"Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum" What are you talking about. You are making me so angry! All I want is sex from a man!
I said brother I wanna get all up on Violent Gay's dick, not Shaggy's!
43 points? Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch
How classy is this reason. You're really proving a point here. I am such a total juggloser.
You are a bunch of wise people! (you Love Jesus, don't you.)
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06-10-2012, 07:58 PM
Obviously it's because they do not have Jesus in their lives makes them dull, but it must be all that paint huffing that makes them act retarded.
Just look at the picture of average juggaloser.
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06-10-2012, 08:39 PM
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Obviously it's because they do not have Jesus in their lives makes them dull, but it must be all that paint huffing that makes them act retarded.
Just look at the picture of average juggaloser.

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Looks like he tried to eat a clown.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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06-17-2012, 12:32 PM
Why do these maniacs always choose silver paint? I've seen it before. Just too foul 
You'd think they'd go for the pink at least once in their lives.
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06-17-2012, 05:57 PM
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Why do these maniacs always choose silver paint? I've seen it before. Just too foul 
You'd think they'd go for the pink at least once in their lives.
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Nah, then people might figure out that they're "down low" homosexuals.
That's all part of the "Carnival", you know.
THE CARNIVAL IS BUTTSEX!!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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06-19-2012, 03:59 AM
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Nah, then people might figure out that they're "down low" homosexuals.
That's all part of the "Carnival", you know.
THE CARNIVAL IS •••••••!!
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08-30-2012, 03:51 AM
I just had to post something.
This whole entire discussion is so horrible that I'm sure all of you will be going to hell. You guys are worshiping your own clown too. Just cause you read the same book every week doesn't make you special nor make your views any better than anyone else's (I read it btw and it wasn't a good book).
The saddest part though is that all of you are much older than these children you are harassing. Aren't you suppose to treat others with an open mind and heart? I personally can't wait til most of you pass on to whatever shit future awaits you. I'd rather be a juggalo than a racist, sexist, homophobic christian like I am sure most of you are. But instead i'll just stay me for now.
And for the guy who mentioned buttsex or whatever. Clearly you are repressing something deep down. Since last I checked, there has been quite a few more little boy touchings by "good" christians than any touchings by your "demonic" juggalos. I mean jesus christ will you all look at the piffleing facts and not that old book for a second. I think you've all forgot what year it is. Times change. Apparently you dicks and cunts don't.
Ps. Sorry to be rude but I can't see any other way to get through to you thick headed "good" people. I just hope to god(...yeah your god) I don't end up where you all do. Heaven or hell.  I'm pretty sure Jesus died for (y)our sins already. Past, present and future. So I guess I'm all set then
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08-30-2012, 03:57 AM
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I just had to post something.
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No, you chose to post something. Liar.
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The saddest part though is that all of you are much older than these children you are harassing.
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Please explain to me how we, on our privately-operated Christian church's discussion forum, being attacked and cussed at and subjected to unending Skript Kiddie DDOS attacks, are "harassing" someone else.
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Aren't you suppose to treat others with an open mind and heart?
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No. I thought you said you'd read the Bible. Guess you were lying.
What a surprise. A lying Juggaloser.
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Since last I checked, there has been quite a few more little boy touchings by "good" christians than any touchings by your "demonic" juggalos.
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No True Christian™ has molested a child. We are not Catholics, imbecile.
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Ps. Sorry to be rude but I can't see any other way to get through to you thick headed "good" people.
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Let me point out to you how well that's worked:
Piss off, jackass.
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I'm pretty sure Jesus died for (y)our sins already. Past, present and future. So I guess I'm all set then
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Right, you never read the Bible. Only those who believe AND OBEY are Saved. All others will spend all eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire. Try John 3:18 on for size.
Enjoy.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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