[BrotherLarry]

Ezraline Pearletta Vrszijiniak is a 97 year old shut in who used to attend my church. We call her Ezzie Pearl. Poor thing is looking for someone with whom she can share a home and share expenses. This person should be a white female in good health who is willing to read the Bible to her daily and help her with activities of daily life. Ezzie Pearl is wealthy and could pay someone to do this but she prefers a woman with whom she can be friends. You could move to her fashionable east side brownstone or she can move in with you. There is no sweeter singing voice than Ezzie as she sings Rock of Ages from sunup to sundown. Loves Judge Judy so you must watch that with her daily. She calls her that “bitchy joo in the black dress.”

Ladies, this is a great chance to prove your love for Jesus as you care for His child. NO MONEY GRUBBING. Ezzie has already named me her sole heir. A small stipend along with one half utilities will be provided to you monthly. I would do this but you have to help her wash her um forbidden places and well it’s not something I can do. I will help care for her from afar (about 62 city blocks). Need is immediate since I fired her nurse to save expenses.