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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 10-18-2009, 12:38 AM

I migth as well ad any kind of quaker producto, since all come from that satanist cult!

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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 10-19-2009, 06:16 AM

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and he says you got to watch taters especally red ones real careful like
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cause they can really fool you if you take care when your pickin them out at the store.
Thank you for that warning. That's why potatoes should be sliced into freedom fries, so that weak females (and those boys who are tempted to take up the hobby of being damnable sodomites) won't be tempted.


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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 01-10-2010, 07:31 PM

I noticed the absence of leek on sodomy-encouraging list!
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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 01-10-2010, 10:49 PM

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I noticed the absence of leek on sodomy-encouraging list!
Astute observation, Missy. Leeks are beloved by Frenchies and are unsuitable for manly consumption (not that I can fathom why a True Christian™ wife would even think of preparing a roasted leek with crumbled hard-boiled egg and tarragon vinaigrette for her heterosexual husband).


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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 01-11-2010, 01:33 AM

I have seen some (commercial brand) frozen pastry doughs in Christian freezers, and I'm torn.

It is good to have on hand in case a pie burns or something, and the replacement pie is needed quickly.....but if the frozen (commercial) dough is around, even for emergencies, doesn't it encourage Christian gals not to bake from scratch?

Maybe the frozen dough should be kept in a glass case you have to break if you're going to use it. That would make the lazy cook think twice before copping out, except in a true emergency.
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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 01-11-2010, 11:38 AM

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I have seen some (commercial brand) frozen pastry doughs in Christian freezers, and I'm torn.

It is good to have on hand in case a pie burns or something, and the replacement pie is needed quickly.....but if the frozen (commercial) dough is around, even for emergencies, doesn't it encourage Christian gals not to bake from scratch?

Maybe the frozen dough should be kept in a glass case you have to break if you're going to use it. That would make the lazy cook think twice before copping out, except in a true emergency.
Maybe it could be put in some kind of safe, of which only our husbands know the code?
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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 01-17-2010, 01:09 AM

Wow. Now you've gone over the top.

Really, this is PATHETIC.
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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 01-17-2010, 01:19 AM

There'll probably be demons in this stuff. My advice? Don't touch it.
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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 01-17-2010, 03:00 PM

Food depravities and abominations are springing up everywhere. It is indeed disturbing that for the spiritually weak a trip to the grocery store could endanger Salvation© !
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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 01-18-2010, 08:47 PM

Grape nuts? Lettuce? Broccoli? I'm confused about what's wrong with these foods.
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Of course you're confused because you're most likely a hippy bulldyke feminazi. It's explained in the first post what's wrong with them!


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Thank you for that warning. That's why potatoes should be sliced into freedom fries, so that weak females (and those boys who are tempted to take up the hobby of being damnable sodomites) won't be tempted.

Weak Females? This aggrivates me. Your guys obviously are NOT christians. Us females are supporting the males. Cooking, cleaning, and slaving for you men while half the time you sit on your asses and read the bible for your next sermon, to be honest i can come up with an amazing sermon in 1 hour it does not take a whole week to come up with a sermon. The reason why i say you are not christians is because you are being sexist, God himself would not promote sexism. God is a kind hearted person and not someone who is bashing other people. This whole site is corrupt, your guys will see who the true christians are when judgement day comes and God mentions this site to each and every one of you guys. You talk about people being satan, I am a Pastors daughter i know better than to be saying this but i am going to say it : YOU CAN GO TO HELL!!

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Grape Nuts have the word "nuts" in them, another word for a man's loins. This encourages homersexicality and sodomy. Lettuce is eaten mainly by rabbits, and rabbits are sinful because they detract from the true meaning of Easter. Easter is to celebrate the rebirth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, not to get some fancy colored eggs from an anthropomorphic bunny. Broccoli tastes bad. Any more questions?
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Weak Females? This aggrivates me. Your guys obviously are NOT christians. Us females are supporting the males. Cooking, cleaning, and slaving for you men while half the time you sit on your asses and read the bible for your next sermon, to be honest i can come up with an amazing sermon in 1 hour it does not take a whole week to come up with a sermon. The reason why i say you are not christians is because you are being sexist, God himself would not promote sexism. God is a kind hearted person and not someone who is bashing other people. This whole site is corrupt, your guys will see who the true christians are when judgement day comes and God mentions this site to each and every one of you guys. You talk about people being satan, I am a Pastors daughter i know better than to be saying this but i am going to say it : YOU CAN GO TO HELL!!

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11Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.


Is God not clear? I'm guessing your "pastor" father is another false-Christian who chooses to reject passages like this.

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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 01-19-2010, 03:46 AM

First of all, you DO NOT talk about my father like that! Stupid assholes, and NO i will not apologize. You are not true christians. If this is how true christians are then i am now Agnostic, the bible has not given me any real proof of the lord. you say that he just appeared one day out of nowhere. who was his mother, how did he really get there? you say he is eternal, he had to come from somewhere. Maybe saudi arabia? you never know, Muslims may have the right religion
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First of all, you DO NOT talk about my father like that! Stupid assholes, and NO i will not apologize. You are not true christians. If this is how true christians are then i am now Agnostic, the bible has not given me any real proof of the lord. you say that he just appeared one day out of nowhere. who was his mother, how did he really get there? you say he is eternal, he had to come from somewhere. Maybe saudi arabia? you never know, Muslims may have the right religion
Typical hateful outburst from a God-hating witch. If your father was a decent True Christian™ man, he would have spanked the devil out of you long before now. Don't you have anything better to do than persecute us?


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Typical hateful outburst from a God-hating witch. If your father was a decent True Christian man, he would have spanked the devil out of you long before now. Don't you have anything better to do than persecute us?
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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 01-19-2010, 07:09 AM

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I have to admire your honesty, even if I deplore your subservience to Satan.

I do not have to respect myself!

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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 01-19-2010, 08:50 AM

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I do not have to respect myself!
No you don't, have fun in hell!


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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