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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 01-14-2008, 11:42 PM

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If you cannot even make sense of this drawing, I apologise dearly but I will have to consider all of your opinions void. Clearly, the woman is sitting atop the man's penis, lowering herself onto it. Although, understandably, the vagina appears to be at the back, It is simply a bad drawing.
First of all, I find your terminology offesive. Secondly, all of my opinions are fact. Lastly, I have circled the area where congress appears to be occuring. I do not see what you are describing. My best guess is that there is a third person in this despicable picture.
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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 01-14-2008, 11:47 PM

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First of all, I find your terminology offesive. Secondly, all of my opinions are fact. Lastly, I have circled the area where congress appears to be occuring. I do not see what you are describing. My best guess is that there is a third person in this despicable picture.
Hmm... its pretty nasty looking but I THINK I figured out what they are trying to do think

Ok the girl is kinda...umm stradled i guess over the guy.. one leg on one side of him one leg on the other she has her head turned so she cant look him in the eyes (beings arabic girls are forced to marry) and the guy is putting it in while kind using one leg as a... seat i guess...

So in other words... girl is nearly sitting.. she is straight... her legs are spread which makes it look like theres more than two people... thats wat i figure... but thats still.... a horrible and nasty picture

I think i got it right though i dont know how thats sposed to work...
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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 01-15-2008, 12:03 AM

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Hmm... its pretty nasty looking but I THINK I figured out what they are trying to do think

Ok the girl is kinda...umm stradled i guess over the guy.. one leg on one side of him one leg on the other she has her head turned so she cant look him in the eyes (beings arabic girls are forced to marry) and the guy is putting it in while kind using one leg as a... seat i guess...

So in other words... girl is nearly sitting.. she is straight... her legs are spread which makes it look like theres more than two people... thats wat i figure... but thats still.... a horrible and nasty picture

I think i got it right though i dont know how thats sposed to work...
That's enough with the potty talk. If this keeps up, I will be forced to shut down the thread.
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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 01-15-2008, 12:27 AM

My sincerest apologies good sir! I shall now refer to them as 'naughty bits' as opposed to calling them by what they are actually called.
The bit you have circled is simply the woman's wrist and ankle. In Indian culture, it is not uncommon for a woman to wear bracelets or bangles with lots of bits dangling off of them.

The intercourse is occuring at the man's pelvis area or 'fun zone'.
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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 01-15-2008, 06:30 AM

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The intercourse is occuring at the man's pelvis area or 'fun zone'.
hahaha fun zone XD
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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 01-15-2008, 12:03 PM

Well I am horrified.
Should it surprise me that people like Sacha Singh and Tampon Singh know what these "pictures" entail? Not at all...of course all unsaved louts copulate like dogs and use the same filthy positions to do so.
I was taught the missionary position (after matrimony of course) and trusting my soul and seed to God's guiding hand so that it found the object it was searching for.

Women getting pleasure? What nonsense is that? The only pleasure that should be derived from this carnal but needed act is her joy afterwards when she is making me a cup of tea. Her joy in knowing that her baby factory may have received the blessed shipment and may be beginning work on a new soldier for Christ...a British Republican Baptist soldier no less.



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If you cannot even make sense of this drawing, I apologise dearly but I will have to consider all of your opinions void. Clearly, the woman is sitting atop the man's penis, lowering herself onto it.
What on earth would she want to do that for? The Good Lord gave us chairs for a reason! From armchairs to deckchairs and even the humble stool, the Lord saw fit to give us a wonderful array of sitting devices, precisely so that we would not be forced to squat on our fellow's unmentionables! Is this dot-headed harlot deliberately thumbing her nose at God?
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Hmm... its pretty nasty looking but I THINK I figured out what they are trying to do think

Ok the girl is kinda...umm stradled i guess over the guy.. one leg on one side of him one leg on the other she has her head turned so she cant look him in the eyes (beings arabic girls are forced to marry)
I thought we were talking about injuns, not arabs. And what kind of beings are arabic girls forced to marry? Demons? Djinns?


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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 01-15-2008, 03:37 PM

People of Landover, may Allah the just, the merciful, look kindly upon you.

In Islam man and woman are for matrimony. Marriage is holy blessing from Allah. The Muslim may not take a wife from such as the Hindu!

The adulterer shall not marry save an adulteress or an idolatress, and the adulteress none shall marry save an adulterer or an idolater. All that is forbidden unto believers. Al-Qur'an 24:003

In this way the society of the believers is kept pure. I think Christian people and Muslim people have much things in common. There should be no hatred among Earth's children. People of Landover, let there be peace among man.

But I have problem with Hindu people. They perform the massacre of Muslim in a town name Gujarat. Very brutal massacre, with helpless women rape and then burn alive on bonfires. I ask, is this civilised behaviour?

Surely the Hindu is not approve of by Allah. It is better a jihad is made and the Hindu wipe out away from the face of the Earth. They are more low than dogs.

The only reward of those who make war upon Allah and His messenger and strive after corruption in the land will be that they will be killed or crucified, or have their hands and feet on alternate sides cut off, or will be expelled out of the land. Such will be their degradation in the world, and in the Hereafter theirs will be an awful doom. Al-Qur'an 5:033

This is clear, the Hindu is to be kill, or crucify until dead, or have hands and feet chop of. That is a good thing.

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Friend, putting towels on your head is almost as bad as doing unnatural things to a woman's backside. Cease and desist at once.


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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 01-15-2008, 10:20 PM

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Are you actually sodomizing that dirty towelhead in the photo? Have you no shame, you vile heathen chink?


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Ok, THAT crosses the line, rice boy! I should ban you right now, but a couple of our True Christian™ ladies have taken an interest in you. As a charity case, I suppose....

Anyway, stop trying to imply that I have ever engaged in wanton mass orgies at which various acts of sodomy and fornication took place involving certain vegetables and mint jelly. Because those rumors are all filthy lies! And I have the lawyers to back that up!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 01-17-2008, 05:15 AM

I have taken the offending image and draped it appropriately. This should not be allowed.



If I had moderating skills I would replace the foul image of sodomising chinks and pastors and sikhs and replaced it with a nice wholesome picture of puppies.




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That'd just make the slant hungry.
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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 01-17-2008, 08:39 AM

JennyD I admire your courage of venturing into this section of the forums. But you have to admit you need to be disciplined heavily for this and that you weren't been taught the CHRISTIAN WAY where you are allowed to go and where you are not supposed to, in a long time.

Hope you will straighten yourself soon!

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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 01-17-2008, 12:32 PM

My apologies to the menfolk for wandering in here, I am keeping my eyes only on the reply box, but I done noticed this new person telling off a True Christian lady. Young man (or woman) that ain't your place to do. That's the place of her father, husband, or a pastor of this church. As y'all aren't a saved member of this church, you're below her in the eyes of God.

Ok, I'll leave this section now. Praise Jesus, I haven't seen none of the images in here!


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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 01-17-2008, 03:48 PM

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this is double negative which mean you HAVE seen images in thread. You are not want lie about have seen images so you are use double negative so are tell truth but it still make seem like you not see images. is elementary okay.

Anyone who is want hire me for private investigation just need send me pm. I am have reasonable rate and am always sniff out clues (sometime this take me into girl underwear drawer but is total legitimate okay).
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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 01-17-2008, 07:35 PM

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My apologies to the menfolk for wandering in here, I am keeping my eyes only on the reply box, but I done noticed this new person telling off a True Christian lady. Young man (or woman) that ain't your place to do. That's the place of her father, husband, or a pastor of this church. As y'all aren't a saved member of this church, you're below her in the eyes of God.

Ok, I'll leave this section now. Praise Jesus, I haven't seen none of the images in here!
I am aware of the fact that I am below your holy personas in the eyes of the Almighty but I pray that you at least have the immesurable mercy to throw a condescent eye upon my humble words and maybe than you might add a thought to my struggling soul on the edge of Gehenna. If you decide to do otherwise, at least I will be happy that you considered my words worthy of exhausting on an answer and I'll thank you anyway.

Actually my Salvation and the Salvation of the folk around me is why I decided to subscribe to this most holy place on the internet after a long road of searching for the true word of God in vain!

Thank you again and pray forgive me if my transgression brought you to this forbidden place to women.

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