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Smile Investment opportunities under the new BLM overlords? - 06-04-2020, 03:32 AM

Now that America's mayors have abdicated, some new business opportunities have opened up.

Let's start with clothing, since every third-world country starts with sweatshop clothes factories, and AMerica's cities are looking very 3rd-world right now:

1. Knee-Pads will sell like hotcakes, now that white people have to kneel before any black people they come across:



2. Barbie Cortez urges her supporters to bring fire-proof gloves to peaceful protests. These will sell well, whenever the promised peaceful protests actually start happening.

3. Picnic blankets. Now that businesses have been burned and will never be rebuilt, every Democrat-run city will be like Detroit, with entire vacant blocks bulldozed and returning to prairie. Therefore lots of nice places for picnics.



4. Burial shrouds. For all of the grandmothers that will die from COVID thanks to Democrats deciding that public safety means forming mobs and screaming in each other's faces for hours.


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Default Re: Investment opportunities under the new BLM overlords? - 06-04-2020, 12:25 PM

We should try to understand why black people in America feel such rage--originally all people were white, but, as they spread into their various lands after Noah's flood, the Africans mated with gorillas. There's no other explanation for how a bunch of white people could have turned into a bunch of black people in only 5,000 years.


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Default Re: Investment opportunities under the new BLM overlords? - 06-07-2020, 08:49 PM

Now that Democrats give you a Sainthood for breaking into a pregnant hispanic woman's house and putting a gun against her belly, maybe bulletproof nighties will sell. And baby-sized coffins.



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Default Re: Investment opportunities under the new BLM overlords? - 06-08-2020, 05:16 PM

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Now that Democrats give you a Sainthood for breaking into a pregnant hispanic woman's house and putting a gun against her belly, maybe bulletproof nighties will sell. And baby-sized coffins.
I think I understand what you are hinting at here, Brother Jeb, but let me verbalize it so I can be sure we're on the same page.

Basically, you are worried about our overburdened justice system. However, unlike the hysterical millennials who want to get rid of the police (and I suppose replace it with some other force aimed at protecting law obeying citizens and rounding up criminals, but it will not be named "police"), your suggestion is more subtle and way more ingenious.

I believe what you are suggesting is a way to make the justice system cheaper and more efficient - and it even doesn't include outsourcing it to China! Let's just get rid of the lawyers, judges, jurors, prisons, all that, and have the police decide whether to free or execute on the spot any suspected criminal they get their hands on, right in the moment they catch him/her.

Is that what you were thinking about when you brought up George Floyd's criminal past, Brother Jeb? Since he was already a criminal, the police was right to shortcut the justice system and execute capital punishment without the need to involve lawyers, judges, and jurors?

I suppose it will be an easy leap for anyone who is Supporting Our Troops. Our soldiers have the God-given right to kill any man, woman, or child - and even if someone brings up some made-up "war criminal" charges, there's always our President Trump to pardon the convicted war criminals, that is, to Support Our Troops by giving them a green light to torture and kill anyone they desire to torture and kill. I guess you suggest that we grant the same right to the police - am I right, Brother Jeb?
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Default Re: Investment opportunities under the new BLM overlords? - 06-08-2020, 06:53 PM

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...shortcut the justice system and execute capital punishment without the need to involve lawyers, judges, and jurors?
Of course the justice system I want to see is the Biblical one: if you've got a problem, you bring it to the True Christian King, who makes an arbitrary judgement.

What role lawyers, judges, jurors, prisons have in the True Christian system is best left to better Biblical scholars that I am. Though my first impulse, upon hearing the slogan "What if it was your son", is to say "If my son was a career criminal who broke into a pregnant woman's house and shoved a gun against her baby, I would have already strangled him myself".

But this is all a moot point, because the de-facto Democratic Party Platform is to get rid of all police. Cities will run their systems the way they already do in places that are controlled by the left and their allies.
So, justice in every Democrat-run city will soon look like a cross between justice on campus, and justice in Venezuela, Gaza, West Bank, and similarly "decolonized" places.

Will the new system have proper lawyers, judges, jurors, checks and balances, rule of law, equal treatment under the law, evidence-based decision-making, and compliance with international law? I don't know, I've not been to Venezuela lately. But here's London:




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Default Re: Investment opportunities under the new BLM overlords? - 06-08-2020, 07:56 PM

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We find no evidence of anti-Black or anti-Hispanic disparities across shootings, and White officers are not more likely to shoot minority civilians than non-White officers.



See? Science = genocide.


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