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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 01-05-2014, 07:00 AM

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The Bible is God's Word. It is the medium through which God communicates with His followers. But you're special. You don't need to read God's Word; He communicates with you directly. Arrogant, much?



Yes, but He is not going to read the Bible for us. That's something we must do ourselves.



One little bit we can do is read the Bible. That's something Jesus doesn't do for us. But we've already established that you expect God to miraculously impart information to you.

First, I NEED God's Word to help me, I ain't saying that I don't need it. And let's not get into any other conversation about what Bible I use, I use the KJV, not any other Godless Trash Counterfeit Bibles. And God makes changes in our lives but I never said he reads it for us, he makes us read it, he gives us the desire to.

Second, God can speak to you through prayer, and it's a good thing that he does.

And back to God doing things in our lives. Did God go into Egypt to lead the Jews out of slavery? Yes! BUT THROUGH MOSES. He does things through people. Look at the Prophets, he uses them to preach his word and to lead people to his son, Jesus Christ. God makes the changes in our life, but through us, and he makes us carry out his will. A changed life is a fruit of repentance. We COULD look like we did it on our own, but no, we cannot do anything on our own, we are not independent. We are dependent on God everyday to keep us alive. If God wanted us dead, who's there to stop him? NOBODY. But it's a great thing that God loves us.
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 01-05-2014, 07:01 AM

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First, I NEED God's Word to help me, I ain't saying that I don't need it. And let's not get into any other conversation about what Bible I use, I use the KJV, not any other Godless Trash Counterfeit Bibles. And God makes changes in our lives but I never said he reads it for us, he makes us read it, he gives us the desire to.

Second, God can speak to you through prayer, and it's a good thing that he does.

And back to God doing things in our lives. Did God go into Egypt to lead the Jews out of slavery? Yes! BUT THROUGH MOSES. He does things through people. Look at the Prophets, he uses them to preach his word and to lead people to his son, Jesus Christ. God makes the changes in our life, but through us, and he makes us carry out his will. A changed life is a fruit of repentance. We COULD look like we did it on our own, but no, we cannot do anything on our own, we are not independent. We are dependent on God everyday to keep us alive. If God wanted us dead, who's there to stop him? NOBODY. But it's a great thing that God loves us.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 01-05-2014, 07:13 AM

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And back to God doing things in our lives. Did God go into Egypt to lead the Jews out of slavery? Yes! BUT THROUGH MOSES. He does things through people. Look at the Prophets, he uses them to preach his word and to lead people to his son,
So...

God is speaking to us like He did in the days of old?

And... you're Moses?

And we're the ignorant, bumbling Jews?



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If God wanted us dead, who's there to stop him? NOBODY.
Well you got that right!

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But it's a great thing that God loves us.
Um, then why is that old queen Ian McKellan (ie, "Gandolf") still alive? Does God love him more than He loves Paul Walker?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 01-06-2014, 02:54 PM

I like it how this site says: UNSAVED UNWELCOME!

Did not Jesus eat with sinners and come to save them? Jesus was not hateful towards sinners but it seems that all of you are. Jesus indeed hates sin and so do I, and all of you. But we shouldn't be so hateful to each other. And I love how cute of how I received an infraction saying that I am a female speaking nonsense. I am actually a male. You are all persecuting me, thank God for the beatitudes. I also love it how you guys say that I REJECTED CHRIST!

I most certainly have NOT. I have accepted him, and when I preach, I always preach in his name. And I win souls, what I do is this:

I use the law (ten commandments) to judge them so see if they're good enough to go to Heaven. Since ALL HAVE SINNED, they cannot get to Heaven because of the Law. So I then preach the gospel when they don't have any hope. And it GIVES them hope, and when they come to Jesus, they are no longer under the obligation of the law.

And we all know John 14:15

"If ye love me, keep my commandments."

But when you read, Jesus commandments and the Father's commandments aren't the same. Jesus commands that we LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AS YOU LOVE THYSELF, and LOVE GOD WITH ALL YOUR HEART, SOUL, AND MIND. That is what Jesus commands us.

We can never keep the law nor be sinless. Jesus was the sinless sacrifice for us. If we could ever be sinless, why would Jesus need to come down. Jesus established the NEW COVENANT. If sinlessness was a requirement for salvation, then he would have left part of the OLD COVENANT behind. I never rejected Christ, so how about you let me speak for a change instead of instantly say:

"HE REJECTED CHRIST! OMG HE DID HE DID HE DID HE'S GOING TO HELL"

That's the problem with some people in the world, they jump to conclusions without learning more to draw the correct conclusion. Persecute me, ban me if you will, I just came to preach the REAL truth. And I preach it with love. Because I love the Lord Jesus Christ, and he is changing me into a True Christian.

Recently, I was backslidden. I still am kind of. But I can tell that the Lord Jesus did a miracle in my life because he's bringing me back to him. Everyday I ask for forgiveness with a true sorry heart. And I read all about the evils of the world today, it makes me so sad. And the corruption makes me mad, or sick.

So, I preach, pray, and read my Bible. And how dare YOU say that I have rejected the one I love most in my life? I never rejected him, I'd call myself a dumbass for doing so because he's my only ticket to Eternal life. I even had a prayer for him so send me to Hell because I hated myself so much because of my sin. But, he touched me and told me that I didn't need to worry. I had deep prayers where all I'd ask for, is a hug from Jesus....because I had been beaten down by the world and I couldn't stand it here. I still can't! A person who hungers and thirsts for righteousness doesn't belong in a sinful world. I deserve Hell, but I don't belong there,it was made for Satan and his angels, but we go there if we reject his Jesus WHICH I HAVE NEVER DONE.

Welcome the sinners, don't cast them out of this site. WE ARE ALL SINNERS. Not one of us here can say that we are sinless. If someone does, then they are self-righteousness. And I still hold onto my belief that you don't need Biblical Knowledge to be saved. But Jesus will change you, he'll give you that desire to read it. He doesn't read it for you, he just makes you do it. He doesn't force us, he makes us WANT to do so. That's how he changes us when we are saved. Still think I'm unsaved? That's just fine. I love being persecuted because it only reminds me that I am saved, and loved by my Heavenly Father, and that I will soon get that hug from Jesus that I desire very much.

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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 01-06-2014, 03:07 PM

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So...

God is speaking to us like He did in the days of old?

And... you're Moses?

And we're the ignorant, bumbling Jews?



I never meant that, I just said God does things through people. That we don't do it on our own, that God makes us do it. He doesn't force us, he just gives the desire to do so.


Well you got that right!



Um, then why is that old queen Ian McKellan (ie, "Gandolf") still alive? Does God love him more than He loves Paul Walker?


I don't think you got the hint. Gold loves EVERYONE. EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. ON. EARTH. Read John 3:16. God hates sin but never the sinner. If God hated the sinner, why would he send his son to die for the person that he hates so that person THAT HE HATES can go into Heaven. So that saved person is with the God that hates him? It doesn't make sense. Our God is a God of love, and justice.
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God hates sin but never the sinner.
Are you saying hell is empty?


Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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I don't think you got the hint. Gold loves EVERYONE. EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. ON. EARTH. Read John 3:16. God hates sin but never the sinner. If God hated the sinner, why would he send his son to die for the person that he hates so that person THAT HE HATES can go into Heaven. So that saved person is with the God that hates him? It doesn't make sense. Our God is a God of love, and justice.

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Are you saying hell is empty?

Nope. God loves the sinner, but hates sin. If we die in our sins, he sends us to that place. We must come to Jesus to have our sins WASHED away by his blood so that we may escape the Wrath of God. Hell is full of unrepentant sinners who died without Christ. If we die with Christ, we will be in Heaven. Don't put words into my mouth, sir. I never said that Hell is empty.
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I like it how this site says: UNSAVED UNWELCOME!
For someone who thinks he preaches the Word of God, you are embarrassingly ignorant about the Word.

And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean
Leviticus 10:10


And another of his disciples said unto him, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father.
But Jesus said unto him, Follow me; and let the dead bury their dead.
Matthew 8:21-22

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
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And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.
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Jesus was not hateful towards sinners but it seems that all of you are.
Not at all. Just as Jesus loved the sinners in the Temple by use of a whip, we love the sinners in the world by use of logic and reason (John 2:13-17).

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You are all persecuting me,
You mistake persecution with not getting your way.

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We can never keep the law nor be sinless.
Then you call the Apostles John and Paul liars and untrustworthy.

But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
1st John 1:7

Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
For he that is dead is freed from sin.
Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him
Romans 6:6-8

Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
2 Corinthians 5:17


Did you think that being bought at such a dear price (1st Corinthians 6:19-20), the LORD wouldn't get His money's worth? Do you really think Jesus would be gypped out of His Holy Purchase? Like maybe He wouldn't have thought this whole temporary sacrifice thing through?

Goodness, with such doubts as you have about certain passages of the Holy Bible, how can you trust any of it? If I thought parts were invalid, I'd be suspicious of the whole thing. I would certainly never dedicate my entire life to such a pursuit if I wasn't sure which parts of the claim were real and which parts were overplayed.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 01-06-2014, 04:40 PM

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I don't think you got the hint. Gold loves EVERYONE. EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. ON. EARTH. Read John 3:16. God hates sin but never the sinner. If God hated the sinner, why would he send his son to die for the person that he hates so that person THAT HE HATES can go into Heaven. So that saved person is with the God that hates him? It doesn't make sense. Our God is a God of love, and justice.
He didn't. Jesus Did NOT Die For Everyone's Sins. In fact, to believe “God loves everyone” is to believe the greatest lie ever told! Why, you might as well say “God Is Imaginary, Just Do Nice Things To Your Fellow Man!”


"And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you:
for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."
Leviticus 20:23

"And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images,
and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols,
and my soul shall abhor you."
Leviticus 26:30

"And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them,
because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."
Deuteronomy 32:19

"The foolish shall not stand in thy sight:
thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
Psalm 5:5

"Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing:
the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."
Psalm 5:6

"For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous,
whom the LORD abhorreth."
Psalm 10:3

"The LORD trieth the righteous:
but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."
Psalm 11:5


"There were they in great fear, where no fear was:
for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee:
thou hast put them to shame,
because God hath despised them."
Psalm 53:5

"When God heard this, he was wroth,
and greatly abhorred Israel:"
Psalm 78:59

"Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people,
insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance."
Psalm 106:40

"These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Proverbs 6:16-19


"The mouth of strange women is a deep pit:
he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein."
Proverbs 22:14

"And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden:
he hath destroyed his places of the assembly:
the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion,
and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest."
Lamentations 2:6 -

"All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them:
for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house,
I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
Hosea 9:15

"Three shepherds also I cut off in one month;
and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me."
Zechariah 11:8

"And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness."
Malachi 1:3

"As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."
Romans 9:13



Still think God loves everyone?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 01-06-2014, 04:58 PM

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Don't put words into my mouth, sir.
Asking a question is not "putting words into your mouth".

Given that you agree that hell isn't empty, is it fair to say God hates the sinners who end up there - i.e. those who didn't find Christ - or does He still love them?


Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 01-06-2014, 06:24 PM

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He didn't. Jesus Did NOT Die For Everyone's Sins. In fact, to believe “God loves everyone” is to believe the greatest lie ever told! Why, you might as well say “God Is Imaginary, Just Do Nice Things To Your Fellow Man!”

<b>

"And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you:
for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."
Leviticus 20:23

"And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images,
and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols,
and my soul shall abhor you."
Leviticus 26:30

"And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them,
because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."
Deuteronomy 32:19

"The foolish shall not stand in thy sight:
thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
Psalm 5:5

"Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing:
the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."
Psalm 5:6

"For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous,
whom the LORD abhorreth."
Psalm 10:3

"The LORD trieth the righteous:
but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."
Psalm 11:5
</b>

<b>
"There were they in great fear, where no fear was:
for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee:
thou hast put them to shame,
because God hath despised them."
Psalm 53:5

"When God heard this, he was wroth,
and greatly abhorred Israel:"
Psalm 78:59

"Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people,
insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance."
Psalm 106:40

"These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Proverbs 6:16-19
</b>

<b>
"The mouth of strange women is a deep pit:
he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein."
Proverbs 22:14

"And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden:
he hath destroyed his places of the assembly:
the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion,
and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest."
Lamentations 2:6 -

"All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them:
for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house,
I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
Hosea 9:15

"Three shepherds also I cut off in one month;
and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me."
Zechariah 11:8

"And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness."
Malachi 1:3

"As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."
Romans 9:13
</b>


Still think God loves everyone?

Ezekiel 33:11 Yes, very much so, Mrs. Etheldreda
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 01-06-2014, 06:30 PM

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He didn't. Jesus Did NOT Die For Everyone's Sins. In fact, to believe “God loves everyone” is to believe the greatest lie ever told! Why, you might as well say “God Is Imaginary, Just Do Nice Things To Your Fellow Man!”

<b>

"And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you:
for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."
Leviticus 20:23

"And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images,
and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols,
and my soul shall abhor you."
Leviticus 26:30

"And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them,
because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."
Deuteronomy 32:19

"The foolish shall not stand in thy sight:
thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
Psalm 5:5

"Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing:
the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."
Psalm 5:6

"For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous,
whom the LORD abhorreth."
Psalm 10:3

"The LORD trieth the righteous:
but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."
Psalm 11:5
</b>

<b>
"There were they in great fear, where no fear was:
for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee:
thou hast put them to shame,
because God hath despised them."
Psalm 53:5

"When God heard this, he was wroth,
and greatly abhorred Israel:"
Psalm 78:59

"Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people,
insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance."
Psalm 106:40

"These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Proverbs 6:16-19
</b>

<b>
"The mouth of strange women is a deep pit:
he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein."
Proverbs 22:14

"And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden:
he hath destroyed his places of the assembly:
the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion,
and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest."
Lamentations 2:6 -

"All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them:
for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house,
I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
Hosea 9:15

"Three shepherds also I cut off in one month;
and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me."
Zechariah 11:8

"And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness."
Malachi 1:3

"As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."
Romans 9:13
</b>


Still think God loves everyone?

Aaaand:

2nd Peter 3:9

John 3:16

Romans 5:8

See!? Also, why would the one who created you HATE you? Those verses mean that God hates WHAT THEY DO, WHAT THEY'RE ABOUT. He can hate something about you. Because if he hated you....BOOM! YOU'RE IN HELL.
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 01-06-2014, 06:35 PM

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He didn't. Jesus Did NOT Die For Everyone's Sins. In fact, to believe “God loves everyone” is to believe the greatest lie ever told! Why, you might as well say “God Is Imaginary, Just Do Nice Things To Your Fellow Man!”

<b>

"And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you:
for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."
Leviticus 20:23

"And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images,
and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols,
and my soul shall abhor you."
Leviticus 26:30

"And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them,
because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."
Deuteronomy 32:19

"The foolish shall not stand in thy sight:
thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
Psalm 5:5

"Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing:
the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."
Psalm 5:6

"For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous,
whom the LORD abhorreth."
Psalm 10:3

"The LORD trieth the righteous:
but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."
Psalm 11:5
</b>

<b>
"There were they in great fear, where no fear was:
for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee:
thou hast put them to shame,
because God hath despised them."
Psalm 53:5

"When God heard this, he was wroth,
and greatly abhorred Israel:"
Psalm 78:59

"Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people,
insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance."
Psalm 106:40

"These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Proverbs 6:16-19
</b>

<b>
"The mouth of strange women is a deep pit:
he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein."
Proverbs 22:14

"And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden:
he hath destroyed his places of the assembly:
the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion,
and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest."
Lamentations 2:6 -

"All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them:
for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house,
I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
Hosea 9:15

"Three shepherds also I cut off in one month;
and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me."
Zechariah 11:8

"And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness."
Malachi 1:3

"As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."
Romans 9:13
</b>


Still think God loves everyone?
And also as well, I ain't saying God hates the people in hell. He has to punish sin, he has no choice but to punish sin because SIN CANNOT ENTER HEAVEN.

Jesus did not sin for everyone's sins? 1st John 2:2 Yeah.......about that.....
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 01-06-2014, 07:01 PM

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I ain't saying God hates the people in hell. He has to punish sin
Yes. Jesus sends His angels to collect people He does not like and throw them in hell to be tormented for all eternity out of love.

Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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Ezekiel 33:11 Yes, very much so, Mrs. Etheldreda
Ezekiel 33:11 Say unto them, As I live, saith the Lord GOD, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked; but that the wicked turn from his way and live: turn ye, turn ye from your evil ways; for why will ye die, O house of Israel? KJV
That doesn't say God loves everyone. What about the wicked who do not turn from their evil ways for example? (HINT: check out John 3:18)

And you have not answered why did God hate Esau?

It doesn't say that God hated Esau's behaviour does it. It says God hated Esau.
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Unsaved=Unwelcome is not only our Church policy, but God's commandment as well! Read THIS.

Now kindly stop attempting to foster debate and sashay yourself over to the introduction section of our Godly forum and introduce yourself.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 01-11-2014, 11:34 PM

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Nope. God loves the sinner, but hates sin. If we die in our sins, he sends us to that place. We must come to Jesus to have our sins WASHED away by his blood so that we may escape the Wrath of God. Hell is full of unrepentant sinners who died without Christ. If we die with Christ, we will be in Heaven. Don't put words into my mouth, sir. I never said that Hell is empty.
HAve you ever seen those commercials "LAST CHANCE"


That's it , JESUS threw some "LAST CHANCE" deals for all you unsaved scum.

That was HIM, now the deal is off, comply or BURN.

PRAISE THE LORD!
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 01-12-2014, 03:15 AM

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scum
I was glad to see you used the word scum. People who do not follow God's Inerrant Word are scum. Big scum. He has commanded not just obedience but also love.

And fear.

Obviously I never intrude instruction or comment of any form and I was reminded by your choice of words how in these last days many people have rejected being frightened of God, dismissed the commandments especially the commandment of Obedience, and chosen lust over His Perfect Love.

The modern world is nothing new as Ezekiel well knew. There is no difference between the different categories of hating God, one vile city is just the same as any other and in The Bible we read God's opinion clearly stated. The inhabitants are identified as reeking froth cloying the cauldron of His justice:



EZEKIEL 24
6
Wherefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Woe to the bloody city, to the pot whose scum is therein, and whose scum is not gone out of it! bring it out piece by piece; let no lot fall upon it.

PIECE BY PIECE
Not only is the city itself a cesspit but each individual in it is full scum

10 Heap on wood, kindle the fire, consume the flesh, and spice it well, and let the bones be burned.
11 Then set it empty upon the coals thereof, that the brass of it may be hot, and may burn, and that the filthiness of it may be molten in it, that the scum of it may be consumed.

SET IT EMPTY UPON THE COALS
Scum is as good as it gets. An empty pot upon coals gets very hot.
God sees the fool who rejects His Love like a skinned mouse dropped in.
After scurrying around a bit squeaking the mouse would die.
Hell is like that without the death bit. Obedience is not enough. We must love Him.

12 She hath wearied herself with lies, and her great scum went not forth out of her: her scum shall be in the fire.
13 In thy filthiness is lewdness: because I have purged thee, and thou wast not purged, thou shalt not be purged from thy filthiness any more, till I have caused my fury to rest upon thee.

THY FILTHINESS IS LEWDNESS
It is God doing this. Ignoring the Just Law provided to save us elicits a just response.
The filthiness of any unbeliever is a lewd display in the eyes of God.
They are scum. He has said so. Therefore it is true.
Like taking a purgative which although it does work can never keep up with the fresh supplies coming down.
That is what God sees when He looks at a Zentard or Roman catholic or cannibal & others of that type.
The word God chooses is scum.

24 Thus Ezekiel is unto you a sign: according to all that he hath done shall ye do: and when this cometh, ye shall know that I am the Lord GOD.
KJV . look up . context





God does not want that to happen. I would never make Him do those things to me. That is why I love Him and delight with the psalmist in song:


PSALM 94
19
In the multitude of my thoughts within me thy comforts delight my soul.
KJV . look up . context


What could be more delightful than that?
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 01-12-2014, 03:26 AM

Thank you sister

I have some trouble explaining to that GOD denying scum how much I hate them.

If it was not our duty to sift all those abominable creatures to find a single decent TRUE CHRISTIAN in a thousand...

We cannot stand them, yet we must be gentle but stern in rebuking them. We must preach the word of the LORD. Lest we fail our duty to those CHRIST has chosen.

Pray that JESUS be our strength when we are tired, that HIS KINDNESS be ours when we are too wrathful and that HIS WRATH smites the evil-doers when we are too lenient.

PRAISE THE LORD!
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