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Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! -
01-11-2011, 10:13 PM
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Let me guess, you are a women? Thank you for demonstrating, once again, why those should not be on the internet. For example, this thread has 219 messages. I would be nice if you would point out with which of those 219 messages you are disagreeing.
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Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! -
01-14-2011, 11:08 AM
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5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!
Unfortunately, feminist lesbians have seduced many men into changing laws and regulations, allowing women to perform all kinds of activities they were never supposed to perform. Activities like voting, driving cars and surfing on the Internet. This has created a disastrous situation in which women fill the Internet with senseless babbling, drawing away attention from the important issues men are trying to discuss! This has to end!
#5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands!
God is very clear on this. Women should just keep their yap shut and serve their husband! And how can they do this if they are yapping away on the Internet behind a computer?
- 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
- Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
#4 Women are seduced into slutty behavior!
Women should dress and behave like ladies. Unfortunately evil web sites like Harry Potter sites, Goth sites, Pokemon sites and Disney sites are seducing women to behave like sluts. Because of this, there are many slutty women behind webcams, on MSN, in forums and in chatrooms trying to seduce men into sinful behavior. They are dooming both the women and the men involved into eternal damnation to hell .
- 1 Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
- Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
- Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."
#3 Internet turns women into lesbians!
Lesbians are actively abusing the internet to recruit new victims into lesbian behavior. Often they pretend to be sexist male pigs to create the f ake impression that men can be something else than nice and friendly fellows. This way they turn innocent women away from men into lesbian behavior. The internet even promotes Lesbian sex in Church! It is very clear all our innocent women have to be protected from this by refusing them access to the Internet!
#2 Women are seduced to behave like witches!
The Internet is filled with evil false religions. This is not just harmful, it can be lethal! Women start reading about all kinds of dangerous rituals and lose their soul in the process. Hell is filled with victims of Wicca Internet sites.
- Deuteronomy 18:10-12 "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee."
- Romans 1:25 "Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen."
- Mark 7:8 "For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do."
#1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!
There are many many many many examples of women acting like complete idiots on the Internet. A very stupid women who is about to lose an eye:
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its not true, I've been on the internet since i was 7 or 8, and I'm NOT a lesbian, I'm NOT a slut, I'm do NOT belive in wicca or any of the like and anyone should be free to talk about everyting and everyone, even girls and women!!!!!
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Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! -
01-14-2011, 01:44 PM
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anyone should be free to talk about everyting and everyone, even girls and women!!!!!
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So, you don't think the NSA should be able to listen to all your phone calls in order to detect terrorist threats against the U.S.A.?
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Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! -
01-15-2011, 12:31 PM
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What an excellent, Biblically sound analysis of why women should not be on the world wide internet, Brother Cranky! These are just some of the reasons I keep my wife off the internet without my supervision. I am kind and generous enough to allot her 30 minutes of world wide internet usage a day, while I stand behind her and watch what she does. Mostly she just reads some Christian women's inspirational blogs or looks up recipes for dinners that I command her to make. One time, I did catch her on the world wide internet without my permission and found her reading some gossip column talking about Jennifer Aniston's lovelife. After my firm hand taught her a lesson, I instructed her on the dangers of gossip and talking about people behind their backs.
Proverbs 6:16-17 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
Romans 1:29-30 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
There is also the extreme danger of a woman spending more than she should on the world wide internet. We know all women are compulsive shoppers who take their husband's credit cards and spend all his hard-earned money on superfluous items like shoes, handbags, makeup, beauty products, and other female nonsense. The internet makes it very easy for a person to purchase thousands of dollars worth of products in minutes.
MEN: Do your Christian duty. Keep your wife under control. Do not allow them on the internet, and if you do, make sure they are under your supervision.
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Not being an American I can not know the culture of your Nation. Mr Cranky does have a point but, what of the Nation's leaders and State leaders legalising homosexuality ? Both mine and your Nations are doing the same thing. I have began protesting to politicians, those who will listen that is, to reverse this evil legislation. They each open their sessions with " prayer " then do this ?
Well regardless of our Salvation and Faith in Christ Jesus, God will still bring to ruin those Nations who do participate and encourage such homosexuality. We are now the Political Babylon of Revelation..
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Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! -
01-15-2011, 03:29 PM
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Not being an American I can not know the culture of your Nation. Mr Cranky does have a point but, what of the Nation's leaders and State leaders legalising homosexuality ? Both mine and your Nations are doing the same thing. I have began protesting to politicians, those who will listen that is, to reverse this evil legislation. They each open their sessions with " prayer " then do this ?
Well regardless of our Salvation and Faith in Christ Jesus, God will still bring to ruin those Nations who do participate and encourage such homosexuality. We are now the Political Babylon of Revelation..
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Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! -
01-15-2011, 06:37 PM
"Lesbians are actively abusing the internet to recruit new victims into lesbian behavior." HAHAHA!
Everything written on this page is very sexist, and very ill informed.
The internet's a tool in which you can learn just about anything. It's an example of the amazing things people can accomplish when we work together.
The idea that women will somehow become more willing to sleep around by using the internet, but men won't, is ludicrous and mormonic.
Personally, I think you guys just don't like women, you're all homosexual.
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Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! -
01-15-2011, 06:44 PM
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Everything written on this page is very sexist
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So? If you want politically correct you should go next door to the left-wing nut jobs.
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The internet's a tool in which you can learn just about anything.
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Why would women need to learn things on the Internet? They can learn everything they need to know about cleaning and cooking from their mother.
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Personally, I think you guys just don't like women
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Nonsense! I love my wife almost as much as I love Jesus!
1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! -
05-08-2013, 02:06 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I got a 1590/1600 on my SAT, perfect scores on my math and writing GREs, 780/800 on my verbal GRE, and have made straight A's for 3 consecutive semesters in my mathematics PhD program (at an accredited state university). And you think women are too stupid to use the internet? Please don't make me laugh any more, my stomach hurts. Do you even realize that the first computer programmer, Ada Lovelace, was a woman? Actually, many of the first programmers were women (because the job was regarded as tedious).
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Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! -
05-08-2013, 02:21 AM
You sir, are a piffleing retard
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05-08-2013, 02:32 AM
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You sir, are a piffleing retard
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Do you have anything to actually say or are you going to spew venom and hatred on God's favorite forums?
Did you have any sort of plan in mind other than get banned quickly?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! -
05-08-2013, 02:33 AM
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You sir, are a piffleing retard
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Oh, what an informative post! I've learned so much since you've been here!
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05-08-2013, 03:32 AM
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I got a 1590/1600 on my SAT, perfect scores on my math and writing GREs, 780/800 on my verbal GRE,
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Oh, great. You've just demonstrated that you know how to pass useless tests which do not test anything except for the ability to take these tests. That plus your high scores in school most probably mean that you cannot function outside of the classroom. Wake up and get a life, before you get too old to enjoy it.
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Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! -
05-08-2013, 03:36 AM
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Oh, great. You've just demonstrated that you know how to pass useless tests which do not test anything except for the ability to take these tests. That plus your high scores in school most probably mean that you cannot function outside of the classroom. Wake up and get a life, before you get too old to enjoy it.
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Psst, Basilissa, she's probably a liar. Who in the world would really be that smart and yet reject Christ's Gift of Salvation?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! -
05-08-2013, 03:38 AM
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Oh, great. You've just demonstrated that you know how to pass useless tests which do not test anything except for the ability to take these tests. That plus your high scores in school most probably mean that you cannot function outside of the classroom. Wake up and get a life, before you get too old to enjoy it.
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I totally agree with you, Sister Basilissa. Bragging about a bunch of numbers on a test doesn't please God. (Jeremiah 9:23)
It also doesn't impress any of the True Christian™ men. Most of them have PhDs or similar. Your intelligence is not proven with numbers on a test.
Prove you are intelligence by reading and quoting Scripture. It's the only way. (2 Timothy 3:16)
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Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! -
05-08-2013, 03:41 AM
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Psst, Basilissa, she's probably a liar. Who in the world would really be that smart and yet reject Christ's Gift of Salvation?
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I am sure that you're right, Mrs. Etheldreda. Don't you think, though, that it could be possible that God has decided to make her delusional on purpose, in order to send her to Hell ( 2 Thessalonians 2:11-12)?
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Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! -
05-08-2013, 03:42 AM
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I am sure that you're right, Mrs. Etheldreda. Don't you think, though, that it could be possible that God has decided to make her delusional on purpose, in order to send her to Hell ( 2 Thessalonians 2:11-12)?
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Very possible, dear. You are quite insightful.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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05-08-2013, 04:32 AM
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Very possible, dear. You are quite insightful.
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Oh, you are too kind. I'll admit, though, that being sick gave me the opportunity to revisit some of my favorite passages of the Bible. I must say that I have found Isaiah to be especially inspirational (passages such as Isaiah 1:4, 3:24-26, 5: 25, 10:5-6, 14:21, 24:5-6). Isn't Isaiah just delightful?
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05-08-2013, 10:36 PM
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I got a 1590/1600 on my SAT, perfect scores on my math and writing GREs, 780/800 on my verbal GRE, and have made straight A's for 3 consecutive semesters in my mathematics PhD program (at an accredited state university).
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While all that migth be impressive for a girl, any 6 year old boy could do the same thing with his eyes closed.
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No. I know women are too stupid to use the Internet. And you just proved my point without even realizing it.
That is caused by unprotected sex. You need to marry your rapist ASAP. (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)
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Do you even realize that the first computer programmer, Ada Lovelace, was a woman?
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Of course! I am a man! I know everything! Do you also know it took 10 men 5 years to remove the bugs from the software Ada wrote to get the program to actually run?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! -
07-14-2013, 09:31 AM
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Did anyone ask for your opinion?
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I smell denial
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
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07-14-2013, 05:51 PM
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I smell denial
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That's the ugly smell of brimstone, awaiting you in hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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