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Default Cure For AIDS - 02-10-2007, 05:53 PM

There is a cure for AIDS and the HIV virus; His name is Jesus and if He can walk on water, if He can come back from the dead, If He can heal the sick, Then He certainly can turn a little HIV+ into an HIV-! Question is: Can YOU believe in HIM?
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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-10-2007, 06:23 PM

Jesus can certainly cure AIDS! Is that effeminate hippy in that picture trying to pass his disease on to the poor child?


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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-10-2007, 06:29 PM

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Jesus can certainly cure AIDS! Is that effeminate hippy in that picture trying to pass his disease on to the poor child?
No, Sister M&M, it is Jesus, only it looks a bit Cathylick to me. It was the best I could find in short order. But we all know our Jesus is rough and tough, so no harm done.

PS Perhaps our Un-Gay friends will find effiminate Jesus more appealing? EXCITED THOUGHT: Maybe someone should start an Effeminate Jesus thread for our Un-Gay friends???


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No, Sister M&M, it is Jesus, only it looks a bit Cathylick to me. It was the best I could find in short order. But we all know our Jesus is rough and tough, so no harm done.

PS Perhaps our Un-Gay friends will find effiminate Jesus more appealing? EXCITED THOUGHT: Maybe someone should start an Effeminate Jesus thread for our Un-Gay friends???
Oh, my mistake, Sister Glendora! The way some of those homers have depicted our Lord over the years, it's often an easy mistake to make.
As for your thought about an effeminate Jesus thread, I liked it at first, but thinking about it I'm not sure it would be such a good idea. First, we may not want to offend Him by giving credence to such blasphemous depictions. Second, I'd be afraid that it might tempt our Un-Gay friends to be a little less "Un". What if they find effeminate depictions of Jesus too much to resist and they debase themselves to those pictures?


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Oh, my mistake, Sister Glendora! The way some of those homers have depicted our Lord over the years, it's often an easy mistake to make.
As for your thought about an effeminate Jesus thread, I liked it at first, but thinking about it I'm not sure it would be such a good idea. First, we may not want to offend Him by giving credence to such blasphemous depictions. Second, I'd be afraid that it might tempt our Un-Gay friends to be a little less "Un". What if they find effeminate depictions of Jesus too much to resist and they debase themselves to those pictures?
This is getting too complicated for my female mind, Sister M&M. Perhaps one of our menfolks can help us make the right decision. Until then, I will go back to my baking. PERPLEXED GLENDORA


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This is getting too complicated for my female mind, Sister M&M. Perhaps one of our menfolks can help us make the right decision. Until then, I will go back to my baking. PERPLEXED GLENDORA
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I'm afraid that to feminize the image of Jesus would be a costly mistake. Already homers think they're better than God, as do demoncrats. To make Jesus appear as the weaker sex, would only cause more to turn down the path to hell.

Think of little Johnny at church. His father is a manly man, and works in a steel mill. His father has tried to instill the same virtues, but little Johnny attends public school and watches TV. So little Johnny looks to the image of an effeminate Jesus and thinks, "Maybe it's okay to be like a girl." So little Johnny starts hanging out too much in the kitchen with his mother, and starts avoiding his father. By high school little Johnny is wearing makeup, has pictures of naked men on his hard drive, and is "taking one for the team" in the locker room during gym class.

No, I'm afraid that Jesus is the manliest man of them all, and he should be depicted as such. We dishonor Him, and the words of God, if we do otherwise.


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I'm afraid that to feminize the image of Jesus would be a costly mistake. Already homers think they're better than God, as do demoncrats. To make Jesus appear as the weaker sex, would only cause more to turn down the path to hell.

No, I'm afraid that Jesus is the manliest man of them all, and he should be depicted as such. We dishonor Him, and the words of God, if we do otherwise.
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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-13-2007, 03:39 AM

If even a demon-channeling nigra sorcerer can cure AIDS, I'd say there's no doubt whatsoever that our Savior can do so as well. There just haven't been any Un-Gays repentant enough to earn His healing touch... but I'm confident that we can change that!


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I'm so...ah...happy...that the "cure" for HIV (according to you pulpit pounders)...is your Jesus. Gosh I guess now all the funding for AIDS research can be stopped right? Gee Whiz and to think that the whole time the "cure" was so simple! Amazzinggg, Loves!!

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Faith-based treatment was working quite well under Reagan. Why, just look at this comparison!

1986: Not a dime of US funding spent on so-called "AIDS Research and Treatment". Total deaths in the US: 2,960. That's right, fewer than three thousand, as we followed Reagan's faith-based initiatives!

2006: Billions spent annually on "highly effective" treatment. Over 3 MILLION deaths worldwide!!

See where "research" and "secular medicine" get us, TwinkBoy? Billions wasted, when all the homers needed to do is PRAY and BELIEVE!
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Faith-based treatment was working quite well under Reagan. Why, just look at this comparison!

1986: Not a dime of US funding spent on so-called "AIDS Research and Treatment". Total deaths in the US: 2,960. That's right, fewer than three thousand, as we followed Reagan's faith-based initiatives!

2006: Billions spent annually on "highly effective" treatment. Over 3 MILLION deaths worldwide!!

See where "research" and "secular medicine" get us, TwinkBoy? Billions wasted, when all the homers needed to do is PRAY and BELIEVE!
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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-13-2007, 08:02 PM

I got a cure for AIDS; how about a syringe full of morphine and me waving bye-bye? What's next? We gonna start coddling the darkies 'cause they don't have any brains?

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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-13-2007, 08:15 PM

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I'm so...ah...happy...that the "cure" for HIV (according to you pulpit pounders)...is your Jesus. Gosh I guess now all the funding for AIDS research can be stopped right?
What? Who's funding this research? Please don't tell me that taxpayers' money is REALLY being used to fund secular "research" into how to prevent God's gift?


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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-14-2007, 06:55 AM

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What? Who's funding this research? Please don't tell me that taxpayers' money is REALLY being used to fund secular "research" into how to prevent God's gift?
Exactly! AIDS doesn't need a cure because AIDS is a cure—it's God's cure for sinful behavior. He even talks about it in the Bible.


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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-14-2007, 03:36 PM

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There is a cure for AIDS and the HIV virus; His name is Jesus and if He can walk on water, if He can come back from the dead, If He can heal the sick, Then He certainly can turn a little HIV+ into an HIV-! Question is: Can YOU believe in HIM?
Glendora Christianson, you have asked the wrong question. It matters not if one can believe in Jesus; what matters is that if Jesus wanted to cure AIDS and the HIV virus, he would. He hasn't; therefore he doesn't want to.

'nuff said!
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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-14-2007, 11:56 PM

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Glendora Christianson, you have asked the wrong question. It matters not if one can believe in Jesus; what matters is that if Jesus wanted to cure AIDS and the HIV virus, he would. He hasn't; therefore he doesn't want to.

'nuff said!
That's an excellent point, Kyle.

Mother Glynndie did specify, I believe, that Jesus would cure the Saved, not everybody! In order to be Saved, a Homer must give up Homerism and truly love Jesus with all his heart and mind and soul, tithe the tenth part of his wealth, and be sinless no more.

Now, how many have actually done this?
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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-15-2007, 03:54 PM

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That's an excellent point, Kyle.

Mother Glynndie did specify, I believe, that Jesus would cure the Saved, not everybody! In order to be Saved, a Homer must give up Homerism and truly love Jesus with all his heart and mind and soul, tithe the tenth part of his wealth, and be sinless no more.

Now, how many have actually done this?
Thank you for commenting on my point, OnYourKnees.

As to your question: I don't personally know any Homers, however I don't believe any are able to give up Homerism. Maybe they might stop committing Homerosity, however, I believe they will still have evil thoughts. I believe they might even truly love Jesus, but some (even on this forum!) have posted that Jesus was a Homer (I'm not mentioning any names, of course, but it was one of the females). Concerning tithing the tenth part of their wealth, my goodness, how could they do such a thing while continuously redocorating their condos and purchasing embarrassing hair products plus all their bling (as we kids call it, yanno, the un-Godly mass of expensive jewelry they pierce themselves with as well as that with which they adorn their bodies)? Well, I guess they are all rich enough, but back to your question, "Now, how many have actually done this" ... I doubt any have. It's okay though because they will burn forever, praise God!
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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-15-2007, 07:39 PM

I think Patton or the "Duke" would have a splendid cure.

Line em all up, and shoot em. A .45 cent bullet is a hell of a lot cheaper than the billions we've paid for research for a cure that will never come.


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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-16-2007, 03:37 AM

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Faith-based treatment was working quite well under Reagan. Why, just look at this comparison!

1986: Not a dime of US funding spent on so-called "AIDS Research and Treatment". Total deaths in the US: 2,960. That's right, fewer than three thousand, as we followed Reagan's faith-based initiatives!

2006: Billions spent annually on "highly effective" treatment. Over 3 MILLION deaths worldwide!!

See where "research" and "secular medicine" get us, TwinkBoy? Billions wasted, when all the homers needed to do is PRAY and BELIEVE!
Do you realise that the AIDS virus cannot be cured? The only reason the deaths went up is because the disease spread. In the 1980's the disease was just starting to be recognized. It really is sad that you can't understand the basic concept of a viral infection, AIDS cannot be cured (so far) it doesn't matter what your religion is, you could be Catholic, Mormon, Methodist, Baptist, Buddhist, Jew, Chistian, Atheist anything! A Virus infects all no matter what you are. The flames of War burn all just the same. You say praying to Jesus is the Cure? Well if Jesus got AIDS he would die just like us. It's a terrible incurable disease, don't underestimate it.
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