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Default How to grab a woman by the pussy, the right way - 11-10-2016, 02:02 PM

Hi Brothers in Christ.

Now that everything is back to normal, and Donald is the new leader of the world, I have to ask this, because I am planning a vacation trip to the US (only tourism, I don't plan to stay there. As you know, I am a reverse xenophobic). I don't want to arrive there and lose the opportunity to grab a woman by the pussy, the new touristic attraction in God's favorite land.

I have never experienced such a thing with an unknown woman. So I have to ask the more experienced Brothers:

-Do you have to be famous or any man can grab freely?
-Do you choose randomly the woman to grab? Or do you have to ask questions first (e.g. if is she married; I guess not because that did not stop Donald)
-Is there a limit of pussies to grab? Is that a daily, weekly, monthly or life limit?
-Is this permitted by Biblical Law? I know it is permitted by secular law, because the President does it. But I cannot find the word "pussy" in my KJV. Could you help me?




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