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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-17-2010, 05:54 AM

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Okay now explain this one to me and tell me the earths not round:

how come, say you were flying in a plane lets say from London,
how come if the plane keeps moving in the exact same direction it took off from how does it end up back in London?

the only explanation is that the Earth Is ROUND
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-17-2010, 11:48 AM

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So says the Godmocker.
baahaha, you think the earth is flat like a pancake? your ignorance is limitless to claim the earth is flat, yet have no proof other than god's wordTM.
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-17-2010, 01:58 PM

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Okay now explain this one to me and tell me the earths not round:

how come, say you were flying in a plane lets say from London,
how come if the plane keeps moving in the exact same direction it took off from how does it end up back in London?
It's just a greater proof of God's existence.

In scientific terms, it is usually referred to as Intelligent Pulling. When an airplane reaches the edge of the earth, The Hand of God™ starts pulling it along the edge until it reaches the exact opposite location. Then it pushes the plane back towards the center until it reaches the original location, in this case; London.

This is also the reason why people don't fall off the edge anymore. God surely is amazing, don't you think?


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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-17-2010, 04:00 PM

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It's just a greater proof of God's existence.

In scientific terms, it is usually referred to as Intelligent Pulling. When an airplane reaches the edge of the earth, The Hand of God™ starts pulling it along the edge until it reaches the exact opposite location. Then it pushes the plane back towards the center until it reaches the original location, in this case; London.

This is also the reason why people don't fall off the edge anymore. God surely is amazing, don't you think?
I thought everyone in the world knew about Intelligent Pulling.

The longer I'm on this site the more amazed I am at the general lack of scientific knowledge displayed.


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Default Recommended reference - 04-17-2010, 07:05 PM

I suggest that those atheists that are not convinced by the BIBLE (KJV) that the earth is flat would do well to read the publications of Samuel Rowbotham (aka Parallax) on his Zetetic astronomy. Parallax easily refutes the standard lies that claim the earth is round.
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-17-2010, 07:12 PM

@Aristotle those stupid atheists should just go to the edge and fall off! They not Jesus!
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-17-2010, 08:04 PM

This thread really proves it, you all have dirt between your ears.
Ignorance is truly bliss, I guess it would be too great a cultural shock for you guys to get your eyes opened to the real world.
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-17-2010, 08:46 PM

Look son, I'm sure it is of no consequence to you what shape the Earth is; you're never going to the ends of it. So why not simply accept God's Word?





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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-17-2010, 09:49 PM

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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-18-2010, 08:15 AM

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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Well lets take a look at this.

I believe the forum rules that are presented upon registration are:

"By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws. "

Well, hateful hmmmm. Looks like we have here a lot of people attacking people who don't believe in your Christian God. Maybe members tell others to follow the rules, they themselves should do so?

( A word to the admin, look into Cyb Advanced rules rather than using default vbulletin rules presented upon registration. )

Now your terms of service or rights or whatever you would like to call them are nice and pretty. But it doesn't matter if you are a public christian forum or a private one. Your forum is hosted on the IP: 208.109.122.130 which locates to Scottsdale, United States.

This means that you have to adhere to United States laws regardless of what your pretty little rights say. Therefore all members have the right to freedom of speech and freedom of religion. You also have no right to verbally ( through text ) harass / abuse other members.

Oh unless of course you would like some Cease and Desist letters to come to your host. And then we could see how you all like your forum when it stands no longer.

I have nothing against your religion ( I am an atheist ) but you have no right to force your beliefs on others. Try fancy it up however you like with your pretty little rights but at the end of the day, you answer to the laws of the United States. By trying to force your beliefs on others, you are no better than Hitler.

While Im an atheist I believe that everyone should be entitled to their own beliefs. When you start forcing your beliefs on others, or downgrading them in any form of manner then I despise you. People like you are the reason why there is war all over the world, why there is so much hate and killing. Oh but I guess thats OK because they don't believe in your God.

While there is reason to believe in your bible, there is a lot of reason not to. There are many contradictions and quite frankly people have the right to choose their own religion. Agreed non christians shouldn't signup just to attack you, however you have no right to do so to the extent that you are. The ones I have seen in this thread have done nothing more than question your logic. Nothing wrong there, if your so right then disprove them without having to get personal.

I could say a lot more, but I will leave it at that for now.
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-18-2010, 09:12 AM

Fail

That is not scientific proof that the earth is flat they are scriptures of the bible and drawings of what people used to believe and the picture that is more realistic (1st one) is photoshopped


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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-18-2010, 09:21 AM

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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-18-2010, 09:28 AM

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You have only one right here, and that is to press the little red X in the top right corner of your screen. Otherwise, you MAY wipe off your sticky little fingers and use that keyboard to praise Jesus. Anything else will result in eternal Hellfire.
Well seeing this is by large an American forum and because "America is so great and is better than all the other countries that God has damned" according to your members. I guess the law is too high and mighty for you all. You are all to good to obey the law. Well when the C & D's go to the forum host and the forum is put offline. I guess we will all have fun then.

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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-18-2010, 09:35 AM

Oh dear! That's it then. 2,000 years of Christianity and 6000 years of the Earth in all, and at last some vindictive atheist has brought Christianity to its knees.

The promise of Life Eternal is at an end, the Love and Compassion of The Lord of Hosts is at an end and countless millions will be denied their right to worship.

Well, Skuxta, I hope you are pleased with yourself!





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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-18-2010, 09:43 AM

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Oh dear! That's it then. 2,000 years of Christianity and 6000 years of the Earth in all, and at last some vindictive atheist has brought Christianity to its knees.

The promise of Life Eternal is at an end, the Love and Compassion of The Lord of Hosts is at an end and countless millions will be denied their right to worship.

Well, Skuxta, I hope you are pleased with yourself!
I do not go against your right to worship. Infact I encourage it, praise your lord and live your life as a Christian.

However the fact that the members of this forum are openly abusing and harassing other members of other religions / beliefs and quite frankly going against the law and the fundamental human rights is quite disgusting.

In all essence I see parts of this forum to be a hate forum. For example the thread about God hating New Zealand. As a New Zealander I find this quite horrible and abusive.
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-18-2010, 09:50 AM

Oh dear, the atheist is threatening the forum with e-lawyers. A summons will be sent from Disneyland. Micky Mouse will be the judge. The jury will be comprised of the seven dwarfs, Minnie Mouse and Horton hears a Who.


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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-18-2010, 10:42 AM

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[...]For example the thread about God hating New Zealand. As a New Zealander I find this quite horrible and abusive.
Then take it up with God, Whose Word is law and Actions just. Before you do however, have a look at the thread on Iceland. Landover warned Iceland that it was incurring the Wrath of The Almighty and the Icelanders paid no heed.





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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-18-2010, 12:40 PM

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This thread really proves it, you all have dirt between your ears.
Ignorance is truly bliss, I guess it would be too great a cultural shock for you guys to get your eyes opened to the real world.
If you won't accept GOD's word on it, at least look at that part of the scientific community that has escaped the influence of the atheist-archon conspiracy.

Parallax, "Zetetic Astronomy: A Description of Several Experiments which Prove that the Surface of the Sea is a Perfect Plane, and that the Earth is not a Globe", W. Cornish pub.

Beardsley, "The Earth Proved not to be a Sphere", F. Pitman pub.

Gould, "The Persistently Flat Earth", pub, in Natural History

Hampden, "The New Manual on Biblical Cosmography", Beumont pub.

Morse, "Unpopular Truth against Popular Error in Reference to the Shape of the Earth", Newton Abbot pub.

Greenberg, " The Problem of the Earth's Shape from Newton to Clairaut", Cambridge U. Press pub.

Maunder,"The Astronomy of the BIBLE", Clark pub.

Goudey, "Earth not a Globe", self-published
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-18-2010, 02:52 PM

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If you won't accept GOD's word on it, at least look at that part of the scientific community that has escaped the influence of the atheist-archon conspiracy.

Parallax, "Zetetic Astronomy: A Description of Several Experiments which Prove that the Surface of the Sea is a Perfect Plane, and that the Earth is not a Globe", W. Cornish pub.

Beardsley, "The Earth Proved not to be a Sphere", F. Pitman pub.

Gould, "The Persistently Flat Earth", pub, in Natural History

Hampden, "The New Manual on Biblical Cosmography", Beumont pub.

Morse, "Unpopular Truth against Popular Error in Reference to the Shape of the Earth", Newton Abbot pub.

Greenberg, " The Problem of the Earth's Shape from Newton to Clairaut", Cambridge U. Press pub.

Maunder,"The Astronomy of the BIBLE", Clark pub.

Goudey, "Earth not a Globe", self-published
Scientific community HA!

You call your scientific community scientific I laugh at your science it is completely wrong

Intelligent pulling piffle that shit it doesn't exist face it gravity is the real force hear

It's people like you lot who believe this nonsense that slowed the progress of real science and slowed the progress of the whole world with your fake science based of god's and mythical creatures.

Your church would not allow dissections and dissections are the thing that got medicine and surgery to a real start and without them we wouldn't know how to help people with certain illnesses.

So shut the piffle up about your so called scientist and face the facts your WRONG


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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 04-18-2010, 03:05 PM

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Scientific community HA!

You call your scientific community scientific I laugh at your science it is completely wrong

Intelligent pulling piffle that shit it doesn't exist face it gravity is the real force hear

It's people like you lot who believe this nonsense that slowed the progress of real science and slowed the progress of the whole world with your genuine science based of god's and mythical creatures.

Your church would not allow dissections and dissections are the thing that got medicine and surgery to a real start and without them we wouldn't know how to help people with certain illnesses.

So shut the piffle up about your so called scientist and face the facts your WRONG
That kind of language is not welcome here, and may result in the loss of your posting privileges.

I think it's very telling that since you are unable to win an argument with the facts, you resort to childish potty mouth tirades. Your mother should wash your mouth out with lye soap.


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