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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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04-29-2014, 02:36 AM
Hello once more, Ms. Star
Bless Sister Basilissa for helping me in correcting that unfortunate typographical error that you originally had regarding your location. I am so sorry that you have to spend time in Godless Californikistan . Also sorry that your young (I suppose) life has been tainted with so much sorrow.
How many times a day do you pray? Are you also engaged with light mortification of the sinful flesh?
Daniel 9:3 And I set my face unto the Lord God, to seek by prayer and supplications, with fasting, and sackcloth, and ashes.
I hope you'll repent, learn to listen to the teachings of True Christians until (if ever) you (or I) are fit to teach yourself. You can also review your posts before submitting to avoid these awkward typographical errors that caused me to misunderstand your circumstances.
Job 19:4 And be it indeed that I have erred, mine error remaineth with myself.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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04-29-2014, 02:40 AM
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No. Because she was five and in a car wreck.
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She didn't have any sons. Therefore she is in hell burning.
And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:23
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Unsaved trash, demonic teenaged whore
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04-29-2014, 02:42 AM
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Hello Mourning Star,
Welcome to the friendliest forum on the inter web. You are not in Venice Beach, are you?
I have been there recently yelling... I mean witnessing to the forsaken.
Regardless, it is only a matter of time before God sends another drunk to drive up and down that boardwalk. Probably in a bus this time. Or one of those mining trucks with 20 foot tires on it...
Maybe one of those shark tornados too.
Hallelujah!
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That is a way too expensive place to live. I live in my dorm on the University of Southern California campus.
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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04-29-2014, 02:47 AM
I do have some concerns about this young "Lady" apparently she is living in sin! She is not married yet she has a 19 year old "boyfriend". Why on earth her parents let her date? I do not know how they do things in Hookerfornia, but in most God fearing states woman are not allowed to date, or dress up like hookers. Woman do not wear man pants either . Then she tells us how to spot an Emo?? Apparently she has done this in a "play". What kind of school does this young lady go to???
I have my concerns about this one that is for sure.
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04-29-2014, 03:00 AM
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That is a way too expensive place to live.
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People pay money to live amongst those blunt addicts?
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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04-29-2014, 04:33 AM
Sorry to bother once again, but after a sprint of invigorating prayer I feel the urge to elaborate on my previous reply.
Your (or my) situation is not that different from your mishap with spelling (Cailfornia - California). That was an error that was difficult for you to notice. It is indeed difficult for us to see our own sin. We need others to show us our errors.
James 5:20 Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.
Similarly, with our lives we need others to show us that our lives are filled with lust and fornication. I myself used to enjoy a stew of shellfish or my Sunday roast of coney (Leviticus 11:4-20) as the next meat-eating heterosexual man. Now I now that - although my flesh still lusteth for the owl, and the night hawk , and the cuckow and the hawk, eating them will bring the wrath of GOD upon me. This was shown to me by the .
A day comes when we need others to correct us. The LBC could be your path to salvation. Be kind and listen and you'll receive (Colossians 3:24).
Deeply worried for your soul,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Unsaved trash, demonic teenaged whore
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04-29-2014, 11:34 AM
Well, I suppose you can cross off the 'God-mocking whore'. I'm engaged! I'm really excited to get married. We haven't set a date but later today I'm going to look for my dress.
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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04-29-2014, 11:43 AM
Hello dear and congratulations on your engagement. You are obviously very excited about it, and very keen to share the news with us, to be posting here at 4.30 in the morning, California time.
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I'm really excited to get married. We haven't set a date but later today I'm going to look for my dress.
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A word of advice, if I may offer one? Don't buy the dress until you've set the date. I mean, who knows how much more weight you may put on between now and then?
YiC
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2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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04-29-2014, 11:48 AM
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Hello dear and congratulations on your engagement. You are obviously very excited about it, and very keen to share the news with us, to be posting here at 4.30 in the morning, California time.
A word of advice, if I may offer one? Don't buy the dress until you've set the date. I mean, who knows how much more weight you may put on between now and then?
YiC
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1. Sorry. We were up very late celebrating. I thought I'd post before I finally got to sleep.
2. I never gain much weight. And the date will probably be very soon.
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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04-29-2014, 12:29 PM
So, when did you get engaged?
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04-29-2014, 02:26 PM
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So, when did you get engaged?
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Just about the time I showed her she was living in sin. Seems to me this is kinda like a shot gun wedding! I will go ahead and say it I do not like this person. To many lies and sins, she needs to see Pastor Zeke!
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04-29-2014, 08:47 PM
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Just about the time I showed her she was living in sin. Seems to me this is kinda like a shot gun wedding! I will go ahead and say it I do not like this person. To many lies and sins, she needs to see Pastor Zeke!
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I got engaged yesterday. We then stayed out late to celebrate. And 'shotgun wedding'? I have not lied to you, nor have I treated you disrespectfully. I would appreciate you showing respect back.
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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04-29-2014, 09:44 PM
Congratulations are in order then, dear. But why were you selecting your wedding dress before you were even engaged?
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04-29-2014, 09:46 PM
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I would appreciate you showing respect back.
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Jesus doesn't respect sluts, why should we?
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04-29-2014, 10:13 PM
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Jesus doesn't respect sluts, why should we?
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I don't know how she has been shown to be a slut, all she did was post.
I've read many similiar articles though, a new member joins, and they get insulted and accused of being "satanic" or "going to Hell".
I understand that some of you are just trying to save one from sin, but false accusations won't help.
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04-29-2014, 10:14 PM
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I don't know how she has been shown to be a slut, all she did was post.
I've read many similiar articles though, a new member joins, and they get insulted and accused of being "satanic" or "going to Hell".
I understand that some of you are just trying to save one from sin, but false accusations won't help.
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Why do you say this? I was once a new member, and yet I received only the kindest, most courteous dialog with all members of Landover Baptist Church. Then again, I'm not a slut.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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04-29-2014, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Reveal
I don't know how she has been shown to be a slut, all she did was post.
I've read many similiar articles though, a new member joins, and they get insulted and accused of being "satanic" or "going to Hell".
I understand that some of you are just trying to save one from sin, but false accusations won't help.
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Hold your tongue, viper. Try to shield a slut from justice, and you will be judged the same!
2 Corinthians 6:14
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04-29-2014, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Reveal
I don't know how she has been shown to be a slut, all she did was post.
I've read many similiar articles though, a new member joins, and they get insulted and accused of being "satanic" or "going to Hell".
I understand that some of you are just trying to save one from sin, but false accusations won't help.
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I joined two months ago and everyone has been so nice to me. I've never been insulted or accused of anything by a True Christian. Go ahead and check all my posts and you'll see that I'm telling the truth.
Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***
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04-29-2014, 11:22 PM
For the umpteenth time, I'm a virgin.
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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04-29-2014, 11:30 PM
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I got engaged yesterday. We then stayed out late to celebrate. And 'shotgun wedding'? I have not lied to you, nor have I treated you disrespectfully. I would appreciate you showing respect back.
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Members of LBC, I have a confession to make. I used to be a joo. My first reaction to hearing Mourning Star's declaration was to say, "Let me see the ring. And what is his profession, a doctor or lawyer?"
Dear Lord and True Christians of LBC, forgive me! I'm a Christian and love the Lord, but some things are so ingrained that I slip up at times. Again, I ask for forgiveness.
Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***
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