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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-26-2013, 12:15 AM
If there is a hell for cartoon characters, I am sure THIS one is burning right now
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Family Guy's Brian Griffin killed off
Family Guy fans reacted in shock, dismay and anger Sunday night after Brian, the Griffins' family dog and a fan-favourite regular character, was killed off and replaced with a new pet in short order.
In the episode titled "Life of Brian," the talking dog voiced by show creator Seth MacFarlane is hit by a speeding car while crossing the road. A lengthy hospital scene shows Brian pass away surrounded by the rest of the Griffin family.
Brian has been a series staple since the show debuted in 1999. An articulate talking dog frequently at odds with his family, fans perhaps knew him best as the travelling companion of the megalomaniacal baby Stewie Griffin on numerous episodes.
Fans reacted with shock and disbelief at Brian's death. FOX's official Family Guy Twitter account posted a picture of Brian after the episode aired. The hashtags #familyguy and #RIPBrian later reached the top of the social media network's trending lists.
True to Family Guy's breakneck pacing, it introduced Vinnie, a new dog voiced by The Sopranos' Tony Sirico, in the same episode.
Family Guy executive producer Steve Callaghan told E! Online that the idea to kill off a main character "caught fire" quickly once it was pitched, and Brian seemed the least painful choice.
"It seemed more in the realm of reality that a dog would get hit by a car, than if one of the kids died," said Callaghan. "As much as we love Brian, and as much as everyone loves their pets, we felt it would be more traumatic to lose one of the kids, rather than the family pet."
Assuming the character death remains permanent – show creator MacFarlane can presumably return to the role whenever he wants – Brian Griffin joins the list of deceased cartoon pets including Seymour the dog from Futurama and at least four cats named Snowball from The Simpsons.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-01-2013, 03:25 PM
He'll be missed.
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"The people I don’t understand are atheists. I go surfing and snow boarding and I’m always around nature. I look at everything and think, ‘Who couldn’t believe there’s a God? Is all this a mistake?’ It just blows me away."
-Paul Walker
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-04-2013, 02:40 AM
Applies equally to all paralympic "athletes". The reason? God has clearly punished these "people" for doing something very bad. How do they react? Not by praying for forgiveness and a renewed connection to God but by trying to adjust and "make the best" of their circumstances. God extends to these men and women an invitation back into His heart but they just redouble their efforts to ignore and mock Him, trying to prove something in the face of adversity. Horrible bunch of sinners.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-04-2013, 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by SeekingEnlightenment
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This is this answer to whatever quiz asks for seventeen wheels. I don't know what it's called.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-05-2013, 10:52 PM
Negro and Jailbird Nelson Mandella is dead at 95!
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By Tracy Connor, Staff Writer, NBC News
Nelson Mandela, the revered South African anti-apartheid icon who spent 27 years in prison, led his country to democracy and became its first black president, died Thursday at home. He was 95.
"He is now resting," said South African President Jacob Zuma. "He is now at peace."
"Our nation has lost its greatest son," he continued. "Our people have lost their father."
A state funeral will be held, and Zuma called for mourners to conduct themselves with "the dignity and respect" that Mandela personified.
More here
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2...ela-dead-at-95
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-05-2013, 10:58 PM
South African Negroes won't be needing this any more.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-05-2013, 11:01 PM
He won't be smelling good for long!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-05-2013, 11:31 PM
BILL BECKWITH, the Nancy Boy who broke into people's homes and redecorated them against their will on the hit "show" Curb Appeal, has died.
In San Francisco.
Okay.
Also, was on a motorcycle. Obviously he was trying to pull up beside male drivers to make a "curb appeal" (for fellatio), and one of them let Jesus Take the Wheel AND RAN HIM THE F%#K DOWN.
I am sorry for my language, but this sort of thing is happening far too often and I am just sick sick SICK of the abuse heaped on our few True™ straight men by their fragrantly sissified "brothers"!
Well, he can remodel HELL at this point....how that workin' for ya?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-06-2013, 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Negro and Jailbird Nelson Mandella is dead at 95!
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Good riddance. One less uppity negro in the world, sassing back to his betters. He even had the nerve to impersonate the in one of his movies a few years back.
Now he gets to play the role of Lucifer's talking fleshlight for all eternity. Should have accepted Jesus while you still had the chance, boy.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-06-2013, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Negro and Jailbird Nelson Mandella is dead at 95!
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Brother Wash will be happy to hear this. As you recall, he had a bit of a skirmish with the Mandella boy a few years ago.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-11-2013, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Woooot wooooooooot
Choo-Chug-chug-a-lugga!
Add your Passengers Here!
These folks are going to HELL for being retarded.
"Look Ma! I can Drive!"
"Look Ma! No Hands!"
"Look Ma! I'm an Angel!"
ALL ABOARD!
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You hateful bitch go piffle yourself with a pitchfork any god that would send someone to hell for being born disabled is not worthy of worship.
People like you make me proud of being an atheist.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-11-2013, 10:26 PM
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You hateful bitch go piffle yourself with a pitchfork any god that would send someone to hell for being born disabled is not worthy of worship.
People like you make me proud of being an atheist.
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And there you have it: the morals of the religion of atheism on display for all to see.
Stay classy, Jesus-haters!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-11-2013, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
And there you have it: the morals of the religion of atheism on display for all to see.
Stay classy, Jesus-haters!
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Pretty sad, isn't it brother. Their religion (and make no mistake, it *is* a religion) propagates hate and intolerance by spitting in the face of good decent True Christians™ all the while doing the bidding of their master, Satan.
It's raining where I live, I am sure it is the tears of Jesus raining down seeing what has become of His flock.
How soon dear Lord? How soon?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-11-2013, 10:57 PM
The sheer ARROGANCE that they should think they know better than God™ ? ? ?
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Proverbs 16:18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.
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Maybe the poster is retarded, themselves.
Either way they are damned.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-12-2013, 06:17 AM
I'm pretty sure they have more important things to be doing with their life than racing wheelchairs...like praying forgiveness to God for whatever they have done to upset God in a way for him to take away their ability to walk...
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-12-2013, 01:27 PM
Barbara Branden, best known for pimping out her husband to that baby-murdering Russkie atheist harlot Ayn Rand, has left for Galt's Gulch. Oh, wait — it isn't Galt's Gulch where she's headed, is it?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-12-2013, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
South African Negroes won't be needing this any more.
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. Acts 13:1
Nowe there were in the Church that was at Antioch, certaine Prophets and teachers: as Barnabas, and Simeon that was called NIGER, and Lucius of Cyrene, and Manaen, which had bene brought vp with Herod the Tetrarch, and Saul.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-12-2013, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by isaiah13
. Acts 13:1
Nowe there were in the Church that was at Antioch, certaine Prophets and teachers: as Barnabas, and Simeon that was called NIGER, and Lucius of Cyrene, and Manaen, which had bene brought vp with Herod the Tetrarch, and Saul.
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That's very bigoted of you to think just because one Negro found salvation they all must have.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-12-2013, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD
That's very bigoted of you to think just because one Negro found salvation they all must have.
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All the discpiles were black, even your master the one you call christ. revelation 1: 13And in the midst of the seven candlestickes, one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle.
14 His head, and his haires were white like WOOL as white as snow, and his eyes were as a flame of fire,
15 And his FEET like unto FINE BRASS as if they BURNED in a furnace: and his voice as the sound of many waters.
That clearly sounds like a negreo and you have been lied to accept it
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-12-2013, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by isaiah13
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All the discpiles were black, even your master the one you call christ. revelation 1: 13And in the midst of the seven candlestickes, one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle.
14 His head, and his haires were white like WOOL as white as snow, and his eyes were as a flame of fire,
15 And his FEET like unto FINE BRASS as if they BURNED in a furnace: and his voice as the sound of many waters.
That clearly sounds like a negreo and you have been lied to accept it
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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