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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom -
11-19-2008, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
Are you ready to accept Jesus Christ as your Savior?
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Can pigs fly yet?
Shaddup.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom -
11-19-2008, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Can pigs fly yet?
Shaddup.
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You asked for it!
Rachaeal's lovely porcelain palace in Hell!!!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom -
11-19-2008, 01:18 PM
Eliot, you're insufferable. Just as well I think the last of that disgusting 'chicken' has been digested...
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom -
11-19-2008, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Eliot, you're insufferable. Just as well I think the last of that disgusting 'chicken' has been digested...
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I"M insufferable? What do you think Satan is going to be like???
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom -
11-19-2008, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I"M insufferable? What do you think Satan is going to be like???
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Nonexistent?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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God Squad
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Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom -
11-19-2008, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Nonexistent?
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Hell is not some sci-fi episode! You won't be able to imagine Satan away!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom -
11-19-2008, 01:49 PM
Well, seeing as hell is imaginary, I don't think I'll need to.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
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Location: Freehold, IA.
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Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom -
11-19-2008, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
NO MORE toilet pictures, PLEASE!!!
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom -
11-19-2008, 02:22 PM
Was that REALLY necessary???
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Posts: 18,677
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Location: A frictional country
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Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom -
11-19-2008, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Was that REALLY necessary???
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Yes, and it seems to be working. If that's the way Jesus wants to talk to you, then so be it. You seem to respond to it.
Imagine Brothers and Sisters, finally converting Rachael to the one and only True Faith® by posting pictures of less than sparkling clean bathrooms!
Question: are you dyslexic?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
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Posts: 3,146
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Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom -
11-19-2008, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Was that REALLY necessary???
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Accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior© and I'll stop (maybe).
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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True Christian™
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Pastor Deacon Fred Hall, Landover Christian University School of Law, Freehold, Iowa, God's Country
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Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom -
11-19-2008, 03:30 PM
I would be remiss if I were not to point out that Pastor Deacon Fred has addressed the True Christian™ way to approach bathroom issues:
I'd encourage everyone to share this powerful message with the children in your life.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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