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02-13-2007, 03:08 AM
Normally, I would never get on the vibrating seat of a Harley Davidson. But with HIM . . . definitely!
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02-13-2007, 03:49 PM
Swoon...
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02-13-2007, 04:05 PM
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Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here! -
02-13-2007, 04:22 PM
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Those of you only on Dial-up probably won't benefit from these images.
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Some of those images looked rather . . . "pretty", Sister. Did some images of Mary Magdelene get mixed up in there?
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02-14-2007, 04:16 PM
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Some of those images looked rather . . . "pretty", Sister. Did some images of Mary Magdelene get mixed up in there?
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Don't mention THAT Woman to me!!
Not at all. They are actual photo's of Jesus in his younger days.
I hope that you wouldn't infer that Jesus was a Girlie man?
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02-20-2007, 05:41 PM
~~~Swoon~~~~
Now THAT's a manly pic!
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02-20-2007, 08:41 PM
PRAISE! Now that's Jesus! I'm still not fond of the depiction of long hair, but that's far from the effeminate wimp portrayed in so many pictures!
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02-21-2007, 02:13 PM
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02-21-2007, 03:52 PM
I wonder if the Muslims ever think of Jesus like this?
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02-21-2007, 04:47 PM
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I wonder if the Muslims ever think of Jesus like this?
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This thread is for images of Manly Jesus, not Muslim Jesus.
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02-21-2007, 05:12 PM
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This thread is for images of Manly Jesus, not Muslim Jesus.
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The purpose of my post was not to show a Muslim version of Jesus but to question if Muslims ever think of the wrath of Jesus (the knife).
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02-23-2007, 05:27 AM
Jesus raises His staff to beat off a Homer desperate for a glimpse of His Holy Tallywhacker.
Last edited by OnYourKnees; 02-23-2007 at 05:31 AM.
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Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here! -
02-23-2007, 02:12 PM
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~~~Swoon~~~~
Now THAT's a manly pic!
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Sister, THAT would be the manliest picture of our Lord that I've ever seen. None of my contributions can compare, and yet I submit them to increase His glory.
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02-23-2007, 11:24 PM
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Brother Larry! Satan has caused one of the contraband blasphemies you must keep on file for research and evidence to appear with the rest of the pictures you posted!
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02-25-2007, 04:02 PM
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Brother Larry! Satan has caused one of the contraband blasphemies you must keep on file for research and evidence to appear with the rest of the pictures you posted!
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Perhaps it might help our Un-Gay friends though?
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Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here! -
02-25-2007, 04:26 PM
Oh my God! Sister, where did that foul image come from, I have no idea. Satan is at work always, and we must not snooze at the crowing of the cock. Thank you very much for bringing this to my attention.
The images of Manly Jesus that I had intended to share with the True Christians™ of LBC are the inspiring paintings of Steve Sawyer, an ex-gay Christian artist, whose images of our Lord are still among Ted Haggard's favorites.
I think Steve's paintings speak for themselves -- because , lo, no one paints our Lord the way Steve does.
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Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here! -
02-27-2007, 12:59 AM
Hurra nothing is more manly than a robo Jesus with a bow gun
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02-27-2007, 01:55 AM
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Hurra nothing is more manly than a robo Jesus with a bow gun
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Proper Christian boys do not play with dolls. This leads to Homerism.
Please try again.
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Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here! -
02-27-2007, 01:37 PM
Thanks to Larry above for introducing this connis conno afficktionado of manly Jesus depictions, to that Steve Sawyer fellow.
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