[Pastor Ezekiel]

I recently stumbled across a magazine for lezbean nigras, of which apparently most nigresses are, but that is not my purpose in bringing THIS link to your attention.

It seems that the lezbean nigress who has for years been publishing this magazine that glorified and recruited for the homer lifestyle, has been paid a visit by Jesus.

Or so she says. To be honest, as a lifelong normal True Christian™ White Man, I can't make heads or tails out of the jungle talk in her writings. But I thought that maybe the link might help some more lezbean nigresses turn to God and give up their rug munching ways.

If any of you Brothers have any other helpful resources for the lezbeanist variety of sodomite, feel free to post them here. We just want to make them normal ladies again, and get them on their knees for Jesus.

[Talitha]

Goodness know what The Lord® in his infinite wisdom would be doing visiting a Lezbean in the first place, let alone a darkie!
Personally I think It's a load of Hogwash.

Pastor Ezekiel, far be it from me to know an awful lot about these Rug-munchers, but I also "accidentally" stumbled across some disgusting information whilst innocently Surfing the Innernets.
Being a Blue eyed Blonde Amereican True Christian™ Lady I had to get my Negra Housekeeper to save the following Link for you.
I was merely trying to find some music by Dido for my Atheist Niece when THIS came up!!..

Click at your own peril!

I shall now have to go and lie down.

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by Sister Talitha

I was merely trying to find some music by Dido for my Atheist Niece when THIS came up!!..

Click at your own peril!

I shall now have to go and lie down.

Dear Lord! I almost dropped my iron when I read that! If these gals need something to put up their cooters perhaps they are in need of a good Godly man and just don't know it!

[SinisterPizza]

and get them on their knees

oh my What a mental picture that paints!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by SinisterPizza

oh my What a mental picture that paints!

Get your mind out of the gutter, demon.

Have you even bothered to read the Bible yet, or are you hellbent on being hellbound?

[SinisterPizza]

Have you even bothered to read the Bible yet, or are you hellbent on being hellbound?

I've read the Bible, most of it anyways. We read in in English AP a couple of years ago. It is currently sitting on a shelf about a foot away from me. I haven't got it memorized, though. But I can assure you that I won't be "getting on my knees" for just anyone I'm no harlot

I know what you meant though, and I may someday "get on my knees" for Jesus, and certainly not in that sense. I do believe in Jesus, actually. My mom saw Him once, He appeared to her, his head at least, and I believe her.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Originally Posted by Sister Talitha

...I also "accidentally" stumbled across some disgusting information whilst innocently Surfing the Innernets.

Somehow, I think you have more than a passing acquaintance with uncooked pickle bread Sister Tabitha!



Bless you, my cucumber patch enthusiast,
Father Mo

[Sista Lateefah]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

Somehow, I think you have more than a passing acquaintance with uncooked pickle bread Sister Tabitha!



Bless you, my cucumber patch enthusiast,
Father Mo

Take yo perverted slander elsewhere, ya nasty dress wearin' heathen! Get SAVED before God decide to bring His righteous Judgment down upon the chile molesting degenerates of Rome!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

We just want to make them normal ladies again, and get them on their knees for Jesus.

But does that really require you to watch those mud-wrestling videotapes so closely, Zeke?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

But does that really require you to watch those mud-wrestling videotapes so closely, Zeke?

Who are you to question the heavy burden of my pastoral duties? Several of us pastors have spent countless hours studying the perils of lezbeanism, and we continue to do research in every nook and cranny we can find. It is certainly a distasteful task, but Jesus is a strict taskmaster, and who am I to complain?

We all do what we can, Praise the Lord.

[Warrior in Christ]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Who are you to question the heavy burden of my pastoral duties? Several of us pastors have spent countless hours studying the perils of lezbeanism, and we continue to do research in every nook and cranny we can find. It is certainly a distasteful task, but Jesus is a strict taskmaster, and who am I to complain?

We all do what we can, Praise the Lord.

Amen Brother!

I can only imagine the horrors you have seen studying these lezbean creatures(such vile perversions of True Women.) To think, some of the them talk back to Men?! They believe that they can enjoy the same freedoms we do?! Not in my America!

God Bless,

Warrior in Christ