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Default Re: Why Lezbeans are Fat - 05-08-2007, 11:16 PM
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Skinheads are uuugly M-Fers...Bro temporance
Did you just call me an ugly Male-Femaler? Ohhh the irony!

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Default Re: Why Lezbeans are Fat - 05-09-2007, 01:35 AM
Actually I called you a Mother ****er! GEEK!!
But your mother already knows that and so does you Parish Priest.
Landover Baptist is your last resort! !
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Default Re: Why Lezbeans are Fat - 05-09-2007, 02:27 AM
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Actually I called you a Mother ****er! GEEK!!
But your mother already knows that and so does you Parish Priest.
Landover Baptist is your last resort! !
Baptists don't have priests, simpleton.

It looks like you're just trying to get banned. Interestingly enough, that usually seems to backfire!

You claim to wish to understand us; if so, imagine yourself as a mouse with Down Syndrome and no paws or teeth, in a room full of cats. Then you will understand exactly how we think of you.

Fortunately for you, none of the cats are hungry just yet, so they're just batting you about like a ball with a bell in it. But dinnertime comes like a thief in the night!
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