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Re: A Delicate Question for my Sisters -
01-03-2011, 11:54 PM
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This relates to your question about "more sick with worry in the morning." I took it (and I believe Sister Janine did too) that you might be broaching the question of morning sickness, a symptom often accompanying a condition for 9 months that only fertile women would encounter. That would be out of the question because of Sister Lycia's revirgination.
Were you asking if she worried more in the morning than in the afternoon or evening? Maybe I am thinking in too many different languages today and getting them all mixed up.
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Is there a correlation between her monthly visitor and a 9 month condition?
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Re: A Delicate Question for my Sisters -
01-04-2011, 12:25 AM
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Is there a correlation between her monthly visitor and a 9 month condition?
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Is there a medical doctor on staff at Landover Baptist Church? If so, that person should be the person to answer your question. My information comes from other students and thus I may be misinformed.
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01-04-2011, 12:39 AM
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Is there a medical doctor on staff at Landover Baptist Church? If so, that person should be the person to answer your question. My information comes from other students and thus I may be misinformed.
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Re: A Delicate Question for my Sisters -
01-04-2011, 12:49 AM
Dear Bible Student,
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Is there a medical doctor on staff at Landover Baptist Church? If so, that person should be the person to answer your question. My information comes from other students and thus I may be misinformed.
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So far I have ignored the women babbling on and on here as there are more important matters to attend to. I am sure, as is always the case when women complain, she is trying to get people to pay more attention to her. Women tend to do this all the time. She is too old to warrant my personal attention, it would be better if she spend time on Bible Study instead of worrying about being less of a mess than a month ago. Whatever Jesus has planned for her, she should just bear it without any worries or complaints. "I will do to thee all that thou requirest" (Ruth 3:11).
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Re: A Delicate Question for my Sisters -
01-04-2011, 01:04 AM
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Dear Bible Student,
So far I have ignored the women babbling on and on here as there are more important matters to attend to. I am sure, as is always the case when women complain, she is trying to get people to pay more attention to her. Women tend to do this all the time. She is too old to warrant my personal attention, it would be better if she spend time on Bible Study instead of worrying about being less of a mess than a month ago. Whatever Jesus has planned for her, she should just bear it without any worries or complaints. "I will do to thee all that thou requirest" (Ruth 3:11).
Yours in Christ,
Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
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Ah, yes the good and eminent Doctor Doctor Pastor Manning, I wasn't aware that you served on the staff. I thought you were perhaps in private practice and flying from continent to continent. Your professional opinion certainly settles the matter for me. My interest was purely to serve as an informational conduit, so to speak.
I've intruded upon this forum for the fairer sex long enough. I must get back to studying my 1611 King James Bible.
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Re: A Delicate Question for my Sisters -
01-04-2011, 02:29 AM
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Ah, yes the good and eminent Doctor Doctor Pastor Manning, I wasn't aware that you served on the staff. I thought you were perhaps in private practice and flying from continent to continent. Your professional opinion certainly settles the matter for me. My interest was purely to serve as an informational conduit, so to speak.
I've intruded upon this forum for the fairer sex long enough. I must get back to studying my 1611 King James Bible.
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Not that it matters much to me, but for Lycia's peace of mind I hope it turns out ok for her. One late night with a few to many glasses of scotch, I am to old for this.
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Re: A Delicate Question for my Sisters -
01-04-2011, 02:47 AM
I'd just like to post an update for everybody. This is a very worrying affair for me, and though I'm sure it's nothing serious, I do appreciate all the support everyone has given me.
Like I said, I woke up today literally sick to my stomach with worry. This is compounded by the fact that I think I may have caught some sort of virus or something. I've had a slight headache and backache all day, though at least the nausea cleared up after a while.
Brother James has been very kind to me throughout this whole ordeal, though I really did not want to bother him with such womanly concerns. He looked rather worried when I told him why I did not feel up to working today, but he just told me to rest up and the staff would prepare whatever food I wanted for me. This was nice, because just between you and me, Sisters, I've been thinking about food all day. I had a light lunch of cantaloupe (I've been craving it all day!), then a burger for dinner with extra pickles and more cantaloupe and ice cream for dessert. The good food really helped put my mind at ease.
I'm still dreadfully worried about this whole situation. I'm still praying for answers and hoping the Lord didn't make me barren by initiating menopause very early.
I really appreciate everybody's advice though. I'm praying its just the stress.
Very worried, but still Your's in Christ,
Lycia
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Re: A Delicate Question for my Sisters -
01-04-2011, 03:16 AM
I will make sure to pray for you two Lycia before I go to sleep and when I wake up.
God bless, Janine Walker
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Re: A Delicate Question for my Sisters -
01-04-2011, 03:31 AM
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Brother James,
I am troubled, but find solace in the Holy Bible within the book that gave you your name, praise God!
James 1:14 "But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed."
James 1:15 "Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death."
James 1:16 "Do not err, my beloved brethren."
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Re: A Delicate Question for my Sisters -
01-04-2011, 03:43 AM
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I'd just like to post an update for everybody. This is a very worrying affair for me, and though I'm sure it's nothing serious, I do appreciate all the support everyone has given me.
Like I said, I woke up today literally sick to my stomach with worry. This is compounded by the fact that I think I may have caught some sort of virus or something. I've had a slight headache and backache all day, though at least the nausea cleared up after a while.
Brother James has been very kind to me throughout this whole ordeal, though I really did not want to bother him with such womanly concerns. He looked rather worried when I told him why I did not feel up to working today, but he just told me to rest up and the staff would prepare whatever food I wanted for me. This was nice, because just between you and me, Sisters, I've been thinking about food all day. I had a light lunch of cantaloupe (I've been craving it all day!), then a burger for dinner with extra pickles and more cantaloupe and ice cream for dessert. The good food really helped put my mind at ease.
I'm still dreadfully worried about this whole situation. I'm still praying for answers and hoping the Lord didn't make me barren by initiating menopause very early.
I really appreciate everybody's advice though. I'm praying its just the stress.
Very worried, but still Your's in Christ,
Lycia
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Sister,
Whatever becomes of this, we love you in Christ. If you are with child, God still loves you. And we do too.
Psalm 51:1 "Have mercy upon me, O God, according to thy lovingkindness: according unto the multitude of thy tender mercies blot out my transgressions."
Psalm 51:2 "Wash me throughly from mine iniquity, and cleanse me from my sin."
Psalm 51:3 "For I acknowledge my transgressions: and my sin is ever before me."
Psalm 51:4 "Against thee, thee only, have I sinned, and done this evil in thy sight: that thou mightest be justified when thou speakest, and be clear when thou judgest."
You and Brother James are in my prayers.
In the love of Christ.
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Re: A Delicate Question for my Sisters -
01-04-2011, 03:58 AM
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Sister,
Whatever becomes of this, we love you in Christ. If you are with child, God still loves you. And we do too.
You and Brother James are in my prayers.
In the love of Christ.
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What!? No, no, Brother Harold! I'm not with child, that just simply cannot be the case!
I'm an unmarried woman and I've left my sinful past behind me. There is just no way that could have happened! There's another explanation, I just don't know what it is! It has to be the stress, or early menopause, or something else I haven't thought of.
Brother Harold, I appreciate you trying to comfort me, and I know I should probably be worried about something, but it's certainly not THAT!
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Re: A Delicate Question for my Sisters -
01-04-2011, 07:46 AM
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..the stress, or something else I haven't thought of.
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there are quite a few things other than stress (think: dietary "supplements") but I know you are secure in His hands
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Re: A Delicate Question for my Sisters -
01-04-2011, 11:06 AM
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Sister,
Whatever becomes of this, we love you in Christ. If you are with child, God still loves you. And we do too.
Psalm 51:1 "Have mercy upon me, O God, according to thy lovingkindness: according unto the multitude of thy tender mercies blot out my transgressions."
Psalm 51:2 "Wash me throughly from mine iniquity, and cleanse me from my sin."
Psalm 51:3 "For I acknowledge my transgressions: and my sin is ever before me."
Psalm 51:4 "Against thee, thee only, have I sinned, and done this evil in thy sight: that thou mightest be justified when thou speakest, and be clear when thou judgest."
You and Brother James are in my prayers.
In the love of Christ.
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If ( and thats a BIG if) Lycia is with child, then in fact that child would be a bastard, correct? The only men she is around are myself, Pedro the pool boy and Chico my lawn boy/ driver and Rev Jim. It cant be me and Rev Jim just got here last week. Damn Cubians you cant trust any of them . I guess I might have to step up and do the right thing.
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Re: A Delicate Question for my Sisters -
01-04-2011, 02:37 PM
My friend and Sister in Christ, Lycia, did you see my Scriptural advice on the bottom of page one of this thread?
You are one to always give Godly and good advice based on the Lord's Words. I followed in your footsteps in my earlier advice to you, sister.
Have a peaceful and relaxing day knowing that God is in charge and you are His child. Amen
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01-04-2011, 02:59 PM
your all rearded this is fake
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Re: A Delicate Question for my Sisters -
01-04-2011, 03:05 PM
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your all rearded this is fake
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Someone is retarded because he doesn't have Jesus in his life.
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Re: A Delicate Question for my Sisters -
01-04-2011, 03:07 PM
oh no my freind i do but i just cant take this seriously
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Re: A Delicate Question for my Sisters -
01-04-2011, 03:09 PM
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oh no my freind i do but i just cant take this seriously
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01-04-2011, 03:12 PM
d*mn lycia the repentant you hott you can get on your knees for me lol
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Re: A Delicate Question for my Sisters -
01-04-2011, 03:17 PM
oh no i beleive in god just dont take this forum too seriously forgive me if i come off as offending
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