OFFICIAL STATEMENT: Regarding Rapture Tithing Fund Management

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D. · 10:43 PM

OFFICIAL STATEMENT, May 22nd 2011

Dear Friends,

Since I am suddenly getting a lot of questions regarding my Rapture Tithing Fund Management (RTFM) service, I decided to make an official statement about it. This way I do not have to repeat myself all the time thereby saving precious time I prefer to spend on serving our Lord.

As I told those who participated, the system behind the RTFM service has been given to me in prayer by Jesus Christ Himself! I assembled a team of experts, as God demands, to make certain that it would be the very best system possible! "Without counsel purposes are disappointed: but in the multitude of counsellors they are established." (Proverbs 15:22)

The most ingenious part of RTFM, if I say so myself, is that in case of death or rapture all invested funds are instantly tithed. Thereby assuring a safe trip to Heaven for those participating as you would be instantly poor right before you arrive in Heaven. Of course this only works if you invest everything you own, as all those who participated rightfully did. "And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." (Matthew 19:24)

There are those who expected to get their money back right after the rapture date passed and God, in His infinite wisdom, decided to give us some extra time. However, as was explained in great detail in the 278 page contract you all signed, this is not how it works! This is a Biblicaly sound system. All the money is invested in solid funds like the Japanese nuclear industry, German comedy productions and Dutch abstinence programs. These are long term investments, as those are the only ones our Lord allows! "A faithful man shall abound with blessings: but he that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent." (Proverbs 28:20)

Those who suddenly have an urgent need for money, can of course always step out. They will lose about 90% of their investments though! "He that hath no rule over his own spirit is like a city that is broken down, and without walls." (Proverbs 25:28)

To those who are scared they will never see their money again, no matter how long they wait, I have to say this: trust our Lord! "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap." (Galatians 6:7)

There are a few evil tongs who falsely claim there is a correlation between RTFM and my brand new villa. I am not going to dignify that with a response! "The preparations of the heart in man, and the answer of the tongue, is from the LORD." (Proverbs 16:1)

I hope this statement will put those who are worried at ease. All that is needed here, is a little patience and a lot of prayer! "Rejoicing in hope; patient in tribulation; continuing instant in prayer" (Romans 12:12)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

HTannor

What a sound investment opportunity, Pastor.

I would not sully your clearly worded document by asking for an addendum to the statement, so I will just add it here:

"True Christian® investors will also be viewed favorably should they ever appear before the bench of HTannor, Judge, Freehold Supreme Court.” Remembering without ceasing your work of faith, and labour of love, and patience of hope in our Lord Jesus Christ, in the sight of God and our Father; (1 Thessalonians 1)

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D. · 10:34 PM

Dear Friends,

With the date of the rapture now moved to October 21st, I would like to urge everyone not yet using Rapture Tithing Fund Management to become part of this amazing system. It will assure you a safe trip to Heaven in case of a rapture and at the same time it allows you to become very rich in case the rapture is delayed once more. A True Christian™ example of win win!

There will be a great feast next Saturday in my new villa for those who are interested. There are no strings attached and there is an open bar! Don't forget to bring your wife in case she needs to co-sign any agreements.

"But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you. For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night. For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape." (1 Thessalonians 5:1-3)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

Greg_the_Cretian

Pastor Manning? How do we invest? Just contact you? I travel a lot, and am on the road again, hoping to stop near Freehold (ten miles away, of course!) so I can feel some of that grace which I'm sure just rolls out of the town. Is there somewhere just outside of Freehold we can meet up in a few weeks so we can talk about this investment opportunity?

Johny Joe Hold

I'll take this opportunity to say that the Mayor's Office is giving this investment program a 100% Seal of Approval.

I hope all the citizens of Freehold will take advantage of this opportunity provided by one of our own.

JJH, Mayor

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

Dear Johny Joe Hold, dear Friends,

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I'll take this opportunity to say that the Mayor's Office is giving this investment program a 100% Seal of Approval. I hope all the citizens of Freehold will take advantage of this opportunity provided by one of our own. JJH, Mayor

Thank you for your endorsement! "A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity." (Proverbs 17:17)

And allow me to use this opportunity to state that the rumors that have been going around that this endorsement is related to my donation to the Johny Joe Hold reelection fund are baseless, unfounded and completely false. "Can two walk together, except they be agreed?" (Amos 3:3)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

Dear Greg,

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Originally Posted by Greg_the_Cretian

Pastor Manning? How do we invest? Just contact you? I travel a lot, and am on the road again, hoping to stop near Freehold (ten miles away, of course!) so I can feel some of that grace which I'm sure just rolls out of the town. Is there somewhere just outside of Freehold we can meet up in a few weeks so we can talk about this investment opportunity?

I am sorry, but Jesus only blessed True Christians™ with access to this service.

"Paul called to be an apostle of Jesus Christ through the will of God, and Sosthenes our brother, Unto the church of God which is at Corinth, to them that are sanctified in Christ Jesus, called to be saints, with all that in every place call upon the name of Jesus Christ our Lord, both their's and our's: Grace be unto you, and peace, from God our Father, and from the Lord Jesus Christ. I thank my God always on your behalf, for the grace of God which is given you by Jesus Christ; That in every thing ye are enriched by him, in all utterance, and in all knowledge; Even as the testimony of Christ was confirmed in you: So that ye come behind in no gift; waiting for the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall also confirm you unto the end, that ye may be blameless in the day of our Lord Jesus Christ. God is faithful, by whom ye were called unto the fellowship of his Son Jesus Christ our Lord." (1 Corinthians 1:1-9)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

Rev. Jim Osborne

My name is Rev. Jim Osborne, Director of Fundraising and Tithing for Landover Baptist Church, and I approve this!

Jo Freddie

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Originally Posted by Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

The most ingenious part of RTFM, if I say so myself, is that in case of death or rapture all invested funds are instantly tithed.

Those who suddenly have an urgent need for money, can of course always step out. They will lose about 90% of their investments though!

So this is for those people that are not entirely convinced by The Bible, a way that should they come to their senses and realise that your church does not represent God they can at least get some of their money back, whereas as if they had tithed it directly to the church they would get none of it back. A sort of have your cake and eat it fund?

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

Dear Jo,

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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

So this is for those people that are not entirely convinced by The Bible, a way that should they come to their senses and realise that your church does not represent God they can at least get some of their money back, whereas as if they had tithed it directly to the church they would get none of it back. A sort of have your cake and eat it fund?

Rapture Tithing Fund Management (RTFM) does not replace regular Tithing. It's not meant to reduce the amount of money people give to the Church. Quite the opposite, it increases the amount of money they Tithe as when they die or the rapture occurs all their possessions are automatically Tithed! This ensures people die poor which makes it easier for them to enter Heaven. A financial construction blessed by Jesus Christ Himself! "And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." (Matthew 19:24)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

Jo Freddie

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Originally Posted by Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

Dear Jo,

Rapture Tithing Fund Management (RTFM) does not replace regular tithing. It's not meant to reduce the amount of money people give to the Church. Quite the opposite, it increases the amount of money they tithe as when they die or the rapture occurs all their possessions are automatically tithed! This ensures people die poor which makes it easier for them to enter Heaven. A financial construction blessed by Jesus Christ Himself! "And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." (Matthew 19:24)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

As the tithe will not take place till some time after death or rapture (even by a mater of seconds) at the time of death they will not be poor when the event occurs. As all of us no longer own anything after death (ones estate may have control over it but one no longer can be said to own it) what is the benefit?

If their worldly goods are not transferred till after death or rapture what is the fund from which they will only get 10% back should they withdraw from the scheme?

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

Dear Jo,

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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

As the tithe will not take place till some time after death or rapture (even by a mater of seconds) at the time of death they will not be poor when the event occurs. As all of us no longer own anything after death (ones estate may have control over it but one no longer can be said to own it) what is the benefit?

Actually the technical legal construction here is that you lose all your possessions as soon as you join the program. So it complies completely with God's laws.

It is all a matter of planning ahead: "For which of you, intending to build a tower, sitteth not down first, and counteth the cost, whether he have sufficient to finish it? Lest haply, after he hath laid the foundation, and is not able to finish it, all that behold it begin to mock him, Saying, This man began to build, and was not able to finish." (Luke 14:28-30)

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If their worldly goods are not transferred till after death or rapture what is the fund from which they will only get 10% back should they withdraw from the scheme?

All goods are transferred to an independent trustworthy investment fund. This fund is legally owned by several reliable Landover Pastors including myself and Rev. Jim Osborne.

So the foundation of this system is trust: "Thou shalt not defraud thy neighbour, neither rob him: the wages of him that is hired shall not abide with thee all night until the morning." (Leviticus 19:13)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

Jo Freddie

So a person signs up, we shall take an example of one of their possessions, lets say a dining room table.

When they sign, ownership of the table is transferred to the fund, how does the fund invest the table?

Should there be a fire and the table is destroyed, who is liable?

If the person should decided to leave the fund before death or rapture do they get to keep 10% of the table, say a leg?

HTannor

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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

So a person signs up, we shall take an example of one of their possessions, lets say a dining room table.

When they sign, ownership of the table is transferred to the fund, how does the fund invest the table?

Should there be a fire and the table is destroyed, who is liable?

If the person should decided to leave the fund before death or rapture do they get to keep 10% of the table, say a leg?

Very interesting questions, pasta face, and probably best answered in a court of law.

Should you choose to pursue legal action on these issues, I highly recommend you seek competent counsel because Landover's crack team of joo lawyers will show no mercy towards those challenging our Pastors.

You'll probably have to get your legal representation from one of the shyster firms in Des Moines since I seriously doubt you can find assistance among the members of the Landover Bar Association.

Jo Freddie

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Very interesting questions, pasta face, and probably best answered in a court of law.

Should you choose to pursue legal action on these issues, I highly recommend you seek competent counsel because Landover's crack team of joo lawyers will show no mercy towards those challenging our Pastors.

You'll probably have to get your legal representation from one of the shyster firms in Des Moines since I seriously doubt you can find assistance among the members of the Landover Bar Association.

Would not a sensible investor want to understand the details BEFORE signing the contract?

As I have not joined this scheme the courts do not need to get involved, but it is important to the prospective members that such details should be understood before entering into any such agreement.

So at this point in time the respective merits of my leagal team and that of those running this ~~sham~~ scheme are immaterial.

For the benifit of those that may find this scheme attractive, I shall await a detailed explanation of the finer points.

To add to that list of points to be explained, how is deprecation of a possession worked into the calculations? If the customer had just purchased a brand new car, for example a 2011 Escalade (Base MSRP: $61,420 - $87,725) In five years time it will no-longer have that value, how does the fund reflect this? What happens when they wish to exchange the car for a new one in a few years time?

MitzaLizalor

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If I were to become married to a True Christian (or heathen that I might convert him I Peter 3:1) who would own me upon my husband's death?

HTannor

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Would not a sensible investor want to understand the details BEFORE signing the contract?

Perhaps you overlooked an extremely important part of Pastor Manning's message:

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Originally Posted by Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

So the foundation of this system is trust: "Thou shalt not defraud thy neighbour, neither rob him: the wages of him that is hired shall not abide with thee all night until the morning." (Leviticus 19:13)

Jo Freddie

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I have not questioned his intentions, should I? is there something YOU know that you are not telling anyone?

I am just trying to understand the finer points of the scheme, surely there is nothing wrong with that.

MitzaLizalor

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have not questioned his intentions, should I? is there something YOU know that you are not telling anyone?

I am just trying to understand the finer points of the scheme, surely there is nothing wrong with that.

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

Dear Jo,

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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

I am just trying to understand the finer points of the scheme, surely there is nothing wrong with that.

I could not agree more, there is nothing to hide here. Although I do have some doubts about your motivation for this.

"In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;" (2nd Thessalonians 1:8-9)

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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

So a person signs up, we shall take an example of one of their possessions, lets say a dining room table. When they sign, ownership of the table is transferred to the fund, how does the fund invest the table?

Well, the actual use of the table remains with the original owner. This is realized by a standard lease back construction. The previous owner pays a reasonable monthly fee for being allowed continued use of the table. As the previous owner no longer has any possessions to satisfy Matthew 19:24, this fee is drawn from the funds connected to the previous owner. Once in the fund and connected to an airtight fund backed lease back contract, the actual operational value of the item is used as unperfected lien for a mortage. Or in layman's terms, it is used to borrow money. This borrowed money is then invested in reliable funds like the Japanese nuclear industry, German comedy productions and Dutch abstinence programs.

"A good man sheweth favour, and lendeth: he will guide his affairs with discretion." (Psalm 112:5)

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Should there be a fire and the table is destroyed, who is liable?

Since the previous owner no longer has any possessions, holding him liable is pointless. Rapture Tithing Fund Management solves this dilemma by including an insurance policy, which covers these types of risks. As with the lease back fee, the fee for this insurance policy is drawn from the funds connected to the previous owner.

"Better is it that thou shouldest not vow, than that thou shouldest vow and not pay." (Ecclesiastes 5:5)

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If the person should decided to leave the fund before death or rapture do they get to keep 10% of the table, say a leg?

No, that is not how it works. What happens is that all physical assets connected to the fund are either sold in an auction or used as fuel. Then 10% of the original investment, minus some fees, is returned to the contractant. This is also why I advice everyone who entered RTFM to never leave it.

"Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed? (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things. But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you." (Matthew 6:31-33)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.