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Default How to Ensure Bountiful Supply of Sons - 06-07-2011, 12:22 PM

Now don't get me wrong, I love women. The only thing is female children aren't good for much. Sure, they have the potential to earn their keep in a factory or by taking in laundry, but they just don't possess the kind of fighting spirit that makes every male child a potential warrior for Christ.

You'll probably agree with me, therefore, that it would be a fine thing if we could somehow ensure a more favorable ratio of sons to daughters.

Well look no further, friends, because God has shown us the way, and it lies in the miracle of nuclear fission!

Japanese Nuclear "Disaster" Could Cause Baby Boy Boom in America!


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*Study claims nuclear radiation from bomb testing and power plant leaks hits female birthrate

*Japanese nuclear disaster could hit girl births in U.S.


Nuclear radiation from power plant leaks and bomb tests resulted in millions fewer baby girls born worldwide, according to a new study.

Scientists noted these types of atmospheric blasts rather than on-the-ground incidents like Chernobyl, effected birth gender across the globe...



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Default Re: How to Ensure Bountiful Supply of Sons - 06-07-2011, 12:24 PM

The only thing I'd worry about is the increase in homers in future generations. There should ALWAYS be more women than men.

Can't have men cooking for themselves and doing laundry.
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Default Re: How to Ensure Bountiful Supply of Sons - 06-07-2011, 01:47 PM

I know why I found this forum now! I have discovered the secret to the christian strength. (Christians are wrong by the way, it's not faith in god) There are too many christians, that's it.

THE NON-VIOLENT WAR ON christianity HAS BEGUN! (I know how christians just love those non-violent wars) I will have as many atheist daughters as possible and their daughters will be atheist and theirs... wait I just remembered I don't care enough about christian crazies to devote that much effort. My time here on this forum is done. I am going to go make an atheist baby out of wedlock now... (I feel obligated) oh yeah!
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Default Re: How to Ensure Bountiful Supply of Sons - 06-07-2011, 01:53 PM

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I know why I found this forum now! I have discovered the secret to the christian strength. (Christians are wrong by the way, it's not faith in god) There are too many christians, that's it.

THE NON-VIOLENT WAR ON christianity HAS BEGUN! (I know how christians just love those non-violent wars) I will have as many atheist daughters as possible and their daughters will be atheist and theirs... wait I just remembered I don't care enough about christian crazies to devote that much effort. My time here on this forum is done. I am going to go make an atheist baby out of wedlock now... (I feel obligated) oh yeah!

Are you member of a especial needs's school or something?


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Default Re: How to Ensure Bountiful Supply of Sons - 06-07-2011, 02:55 PM

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THE NON-VIOLENT WAR ON christianity HAS BEGUN! (I know how christians just love those non-violent wars) I will have as many atheist daughters as possible and their daughters will be atheist and theirs...
So, what happens if you get a son?


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Default Re: How to Ensure Bountiful Supply of Sons - 06-07-2011, 04:43 PM

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So, what happens if you get a son?
Then it is a sign that God's will will be done, and foolish sinners cannot hope to go against it. I am sure this would be enough to convert any atheist who wasn't also a total idiot (though let us be honest, most are).
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